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POLITRICKS 2008: Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em…

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

newports

Now why the fuck is niggers shootin’ outside like someone promised them a free pack of menthols.

They better not be those Kool 100’s either.

There’s definitely a cause for celebration, but not only because lightskinned Blacks have finally emerged from the ruins of the Al B. Sure deity sitting on our mental mantles, keep in mind that OBAAMA also has a Black wife which never happens when you see successful men of color. Black women were always hot and classy, AND now they can be trophy wives too. This is a victory for all the ladies that have made the Kool-Aid, fried chicken, ribs and the arugula.

It could have almost not happened though.

The situation was dicey from the early numbers…

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9pm
As you can see, OBAAMA and McCAIN were neck and neck with the popular votes although OBAAMA was given the lead in the electoral college.

I enjoyed a delicious spinach roll from Raimo Pizza on Merrick Ave.

electoral

10pm
Still no big surprises on the board. This red state to blue state comparison annoys me since the popular vote is too close to call.

I downloaded, er, received my review copy of the latest Q-Tip album, ‘The Renaissance’.

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11pm
Incredible! OBAAMA has McCAIN doubled up in the electoral college but across America they are almost tied.

Shit! My download doesn’t work. Does anyone know who manages Q-Tip?

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12pm
The glass slipper apparently fits…

And UnKut comes thru with the beats as always.

It wasn’t a fancy slogan that motivated everyone to come out today. It was hard work from the ground up. From all the people who tirelessly grind on the grass roots level of organizing with information. Everyone that came out today restored the promise and the potential of America. Now is the time to get back to work.

I believe again…

Q-Tip x D’Angelo – ‘I Believe’

POLITRICKS 2008: Retards >>> Plumbers…

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

joe da plumber

It’s getting down to the wire as both campaigns are pulling out all the stops. Let there be no vote uncounted in this election. If JOHN McCAIN wants the regular guy votes then BARACK OBAAMA will get the “special people” ballots.

LET’s GET READY TO RUMMMMMBLLLLLLLE!


video courtesy of iFux

POLITRICKS 2008: Hail To The Chief…

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

g dubbz

Before you cast your vote on Tuesday be mindful to give thanks to George Walker Bush.

Without his eight years of tragic mismanagement we probably wouldn’t even care about voting in this election.

NYC Monday Is The New Friday…

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

vee nyc

I fux with Mondays.

Hardbody.

Shouts to iFux’ iCandy

Mondays is the shit because after you kick Monday’s ass they can’t give you another one until next week.

Fridays is the scam homies.

When can you really taste Friday? When does that shit become your own? 6pm? So now you only got .25 left of Friday for yourself?!?

F for fail otherwise known as uLose.

Thank GOD for Mondays in NYC. The new Friday. The first part of Friday. Friday in NYC is really Monday and Tuesday. You need Tuesday to get on your after hours steez. Paradise Garage from 4am until noontime. Or Bassline, or Lovelite, or Choices, or (gasp!) Robots.

If I went to Robots then GOD would be the only way back to Earth.

Sonn be tripping hard. Body. Body and Soul.

Last night the spaceship was on some sexy vote shit. Everybody is trending out for voting like that shit is skinny jeans tapered to zero. Niggas don’t know that my vote was to come and enjoy that free ass wine. My #1 neggar on the $1 dumpling trigger, Freedom’s DJ Herbert, and my homey DJ Scribe were on the sound system. Haven’t been to a Scribe joint in a minute. I forgot how much soul these dudes got.

The crowd was on some beautiful Black bullshit with pretty motherfuckers like Maxwell just maxin’ and relaxin’. I knew I wasn’t sexy enough to be up in that party, but I stayed anyhoo and I drunk my free wine.

Fuck that wineglass bullshit. Got myself a plastic cup so I could go in @ 100mph with no brakes.

Never smiling.

Shouts to flameproof Flamboyant Productions

They screened that video clip from the BBC’s bootleg MICHAEL MOORE about voting shenanigans. Nobody that promotes this voting shit ever gets it right. There’s always a fear factor to entice you to vote. Nobody ever talks about the positivity of communities coming together to struggle and survive.

Niggas in Ohio will wait on a five hour line because there is only one broke ass machine at the polling station. That is the glory you fucking faggots. How powerful is the dream of having a voice. I won’t even sit in no hotdamned church for longer than three hours.

Voting is realer than GOD in some communities. It is a connection to the motherfuckers across the railroad tracks. Everybody wants their garbage picked up three times a week. Not just now that the ‘hood is being gentrified.

I wish Abdul had always stocked organic vine tomatoes instead of Lil’ Debbies. Awww sheeeeeeeeit, who am I kidding? Lil’ Debbie grew up to be a whore. And I loved her sweet, creamy goodness.

VOTE AND LIVE is the grand idea. A Diddy swagger jack or another Diddy community organizing program? You be the judge. The correct answer however would be the latter.

Who else could make voting this sexy?

In New York city.

Where Mondays are the new Fridays.

vee nyc

Animatrix courtesy of VeE

POLITRICKS 2008: A Choice And A Chance For Change…

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

voting machine

It ain’t where you’re from, it’s where you’re at…

One of the most important elections in United States history will take place this November 4, 2008. While only US citizens may vote in this election, much of the world is watching the race very closely. Faced with a growing financial crisis, climate change and global energy challenges, our future will be greatly defined by the next US president. For better or worse, we are all interconnected.

With this in mind, TheWorldFor.com, an interactive web site where people all over the world can cast a vote for the next United States President was created.

TheWorldFor.com was developed by a few concerned and hardworking Americans who made this project as a labor of love. They are not affiliated with any group, campaign, or government agency.

Thank you for your attention, your voice, and most importantly, your vote.