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POLITRICKS 2008: Kill White Tee!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

obaama

Now if I did a run of ‘Kill White Tee’ shirts using this graphic wouldn’t I be guilty of the same supremacy sensationalism as the New Yorker magazine? Actually, I’d like to think that the conversations my shirts would start would be more productive, but I would still be putting graphics into the public realm for people to misinterpret.

The latest flare up concerning OBAAMA indirectly has to do with the hipster designer who created a t-shirt proclaiming that ‘Obama Is My Slave’. I kind of find that funny too. The designer says that he created that shirt because that is the White Anglo-Saxon Protestant view of the Democratic party’s candidate for president.

Right there, the t-shirt designer became a shitbag. Who the fuck knows what anyone has kicking around in their head? He may be right after all, but the declaration that someone else is the supremacist and not himself is cowardly. No one should buy the designs of a coward.

I don’t feel too bad for the chick who was duffed out in Union Square NYC whiler wearing that ‘Obama Is My Slave’ t-shirt. She should have vetted her apparel designer more thoroughly instead of just buying some provactive schmatte. Now some young girls have been arrested for doing the right thing (no Spike Lee) and kicking her ass.

Let this be a lesson to anyone who has the noble intention of sparking a conversation through the use of irony. Get your shirts from a reputable source, and not some skinny jeans faggot trying to score a buck. I don’t call the designer a faggot because I think he is a homo. His sexuality isn’t even part of the debate. I call him a faggot because he is setting people up to get their asses kicked and then using a lawyer to defend his right to print bullshit on a t-shirt.

Plus, he ain’t got the irony down right.

kwt

Dilation ‘N Curettage by MAXINE

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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Editor’s note: DP Dot Com’s Rocky Mountain correspondent MAXINE drops by to say “Hi haters!”

The United States of America is a fucking bleeding uterus in need of a full hysterectomy, or something that will clear out the decaying, rotting, decomposing putrid policies of old. Got your attention? The DNC (dilation and curettage) is a medical procedure that literally refers to opening the cervix and surgically removing its contents.

According to my homeboy who is in med school, the first step in the DNC process is to dilate the cervix which happens a couple hours before the surgery. Using a curette (a metal rod with a loop on the end), the lining of the uterus is gently scraped, removing the lining and any abnormalities.I know what you’re thinking, who the hell wants to have a sharp rod-like object inserted into their pussy for the purpose of “scraping?” Maybe that question is phrased poorly.

The point is, while a seemingly painful and obviously evasive procedure, the DNC actually allows for re-growth of certain cells made overshadowed and complacent by “abnormal” cells. Some women have even reported the process as therapeutic and remedial, a method of destroying and rebuilding, if you will.

Getting in bed with politicians isn’t easy. In some way they are corrupt or have/will use their power to serve a selfish interest. In that case, shit, being human isn’t easy. The DNC that will take place in my city, the Mile High city, is already destined to go down in history. In an age where a white man from North Carolina who gives a damn about the poor is trumped by a brother from the tropics who surfs (no, assholes, not Tim Duncan) and a woman who condones infidelity,
it’s safe to say that somebody needs to witness this shit.

I live so close to the action, hell, I’ll be fucking the convention face to face, and it’s gonna be damn good.

The 3:10 to Denver. You know you wanna ride this train.

POLITRICKS 2008: The Left Becomes A Southpaw…

Monday, July 14th, 2008

new yorker

I have to apologize from the newsdesk at DP Dot Com.

Our extra-curricular NYC activities have left us no time for blogging and working a real job. So in the meantime and in between time I leave you with an image forwarded to me from ERNIE.

The New Yorker was once considered a politically liberal-minded cultural magazine. The same folks that would subscribe to the New Yorker are the same folks that know only one Black person and that is usually their mail deliverer.

I don’t pretend to ever read that shit because the demographic they pitch their articles to spends their money at Crate & Barrel. Not that bootlegg ass CB2, but the REAL Crate & Barrel store. They be on some Williams & Sonoma shit. I fucks with A.J. motherfucking Wright.

Is the cover racist? Emmm, nahh.

Is it supremacist? Emmm, prA’li.

This is still just July. Wait until August and September roll around. The mainstream media will have middle America in a panic.

Can we get up to date data on gun sales across the country?

Independents Day: Immortal Technique

Friday, July 4th, 2008

im tech

Biggup to Immortal Technique.

I have to give Immortal Technique mad credit for releasing ‘The Third World’ album. After some of the shit he spit on that disk there is no way a major label will be able to touch him. He willfully made himself an industry pariah. I hope it pays off for him in the long run by giving him a loyal fanbase to perform in front of.

Fuck album sales in today’s world anyhoo. Artists don’t get shit from that retail sale. What the artist had already is a fan that was serious enough to consume their art from a retail pricepoint. Artists need shows to get that money in their pocket. I check for one of my favorite rappers, Joell Ortiz, to see when he is performing in New York City. Then I go out and attend his show.

I’m not saying that you shouldn’t buy records either because record sales will tell the t.I.’s whose music should be distributed on a grand scale. This doesn’t always mean that the best music will be broadcast to the most people. The underground scene in Hip-Hop has a greater percentage of lyricists than does the mainstream movement. However promoting lyrics in rap has become something akin to selling cod liver oil fruit punch.

Immortal Technique, and even Joell Ortiz now since his separation from Aftermath Records, are part of the underground scene in Hip-Hop which is seeing a revitalization. It isn’t as full blown as it was in the early 90s, but it is getting there. Part of the reason is because of the two rappers I just mentioned. Master lyricists attract a higher caliber fanbase than do pop music artists. The fan that takes out their time to study and memorize lyrics will support their favorite artists through many seasons.

Immortal Technique deals with some hardcore themes on his latest project. He isn’t just spitting fire on the corruption of our government and the countless conspiracies they have set in motion to keep the poor disenfranchised. Im Tech is punching rappers in the nose as well when he tells them that “Jaob is a jeweler, he ain’t your friend.” There’s a lot of real talk on this album that too many rap fans today are allergic to. Im Tech got that Claritin bitches.

Between the NaS mixtape and Immortal Technique’s new project Green Lantern has positioned himself as the next great producer for lyricists. A new millenium Preemo. The beats on ‘The Third World’ are classic head nod boom bap rhythms. I almost want to copp a pair of those headphones that surround my skull like a helmet so I can go into these tracks completely without a peep from the outside. This album is an all-time underground manifesto. Poison Pen even features on this joint and you already know his steez.

I also dig that Immortal Technique can rap about real world economics like property ownership and the agriculture industry. I will avoid giving him the label as the ‘thinking man’s rapper’ and instead I will call him the ‘acting man’s rapper’. Too many people think but don’t act. Immortal Technique’s ‘The Third World’ is the soundtrack or all of you motherfuckers who decide to get up, get out there and do something.

A lot of motherfuckers claim they fear nothing, but then they don’t challenge something. Nothing isn’t a challenge. Something is. Challenge something. Change the world.

But first, declare your independence.

SO WHO’LL DRIVE THE TAXIS?!?

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

taxis

The Federal Bureau of Investigation, thanks to a big co-sign from the Justice Department is about to take shitting on people’s rights as citizens to a whole ‘nother level. They are going to start racial profiling for alleged domestic terrorists. They will be allowed to start investigations on people deemed “suspicious”. This party people, is the beginning of the end.

FBI Might Use Profiling In Terror Investigations

Whatever happened to doing some investigation? Are people just going to be herded into internment camps? I hope they don’t start targeting iNternets Celebrities.

I hope the internment camps have Wi-Fi.