JOHN McCAIN’s crazy grandpa routine might just be the roll of the dice that pushes him over the top in November.
Where HILLARY came across as a humorless robot, McCAIN shows he has a pulse. OBAAMA is as smooth as silk but McCAIN has been like the previous teflon don, teflon RON “Raygun”.
These old men reflect Americana. That shit is the aspirations of the majority of this country. Everybody wants to be the old white man. That is the top of the food chain here in this country. It’s like having a 1000pt. FiCO score.
Rewind to that crazy biologist JAMES WATSON who wanted to plausiby argue for genocide and you can see that when you hit 70 years of age you are allowed to say and do some crazy shit.
Even Black men get the exemption if they can make it that far. Since BILL COSBY turned 70 he has been taking Black folks to task like they stole his last pudding pops.
I don’t want a McCAIN administration even if they promised to establish the word ‘cunty’ as the new usage for anything delicious and juicy (that would be totally awesome though). McCAIN smells like a neocon puppet even moreso than G Dubbz was. I see him sniffing around televangelists like a dog eager to have his tummy scratched.
We certainly don’t need a president who is going to be another right wing lapdog.
You can start to appreciate RICHARD NIXON’s hustler approach to politricks because at least he was a proactive go-getter. These dudes now pale in comparison.
Don’t even go there and talk about McCAIN’s stint as a P.O.W. He definetly comes up on hardbody points because of that time, but what has done since? G Dubbz pwned his ass several years ago. I wonder if CHENEY whispered in McCAIN’s ear that they had a room for him on Guantanamo if he jumped up sideways. CHENEY has been known to personally shoot his own niggas in the face.
McCAIN has been jocking the G Dubbz administration for minute too. McCAIN would no doubt retain many of the minions already entrenched in the Beltway.
Somebody needs to give me back the America where everyone at least had a job.
I take that back.
That was slavery.
