Archive for the ‘Politricks’ Category

POLITRICKS 2008: The Incredible Internets C.R.E.A.M. Team…

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

obaama

One thing I have wondered about all through the the process of the 2008 presidential campaign is how the hell BARACK OBAAMA raised as much money as he does. I don’t know a single person who has contributed money to his campaign (or any other candidates for that matter). I imagine that the money still comes from large corporations.

This article I link here from the Atlantic monthly says that BARACK OBAAMA’s C.R.E.A.M. Team (campaign fundraising staff from JOHN KERRY’s campaign) are the reason that he has been able to outpace the venerable and popular CLINTONS when it comes to getting his paper up.

The Amazing Money Machine

The Atlantic claims that OBAAMA’s monies are from the newly minted Silicon Valley constituency and similar bases of wealth who feel disenfranchised by the CLINTON and McCAIN platforms. OBAAMA’s message of hope has these people pulling out their wallets better than the most sincere traveling preacher I have ever seen.

And it wasn’t just their pocketbooks that people are offering claims the Atlantic, but their technical skills as well. OBAAMA is said to have been the candidate to make the best use of today’s internets technology. I wonder if the writer was considering the YouTube hit ‘Obaama Girl’ as part of BARACK’s strategy?

Political campaigns always turn on the dollar and the spin that OBAAMA is receiving says that he has returned politics back into the hands of the people and away from the corporations, but ultimately aren’t these people paid by the corporations? If I had $2300 and a choice between earmarking that money for a political campaign or taking my lady on a first class trip to Rome I think you know which way I am going.

When in Rome…

G DUBBZ Is Still Running From Responsibility…

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

g dubbz

Can’t keep running away…

With only a little over six months left to his dual (duel) term presidency you would think that G DUBBZ would be busy trying to nail down some credibility for the legacy of his administration. Instead all you can see is the unraveling of a political machine that was jury-rigged from the word go.

I laugh to keep from crying when I learn how cynical and manipulating this administration truly is. The taped recording of an off-the-record luncheon with Pentagon officials that was attended by former Secretary of Defense DONALD RUMSFELD is the latest in a long string of incidents that demonstrates how much disregard and contempt this administration has for the American public.

The recording also shows how very ill-prepared these leaders were in their plans to overthrow the regime of SADDAM HUSSEIN. At the end of the day HUSSEIN is exactly the leader that Iraq needed to re-stabilize itself after the foreign occupation and civil war.

Who knew?

Plenty of people knew the deal and this administration actively sought to silence their dissenting views.

Correctly Political: Liquid Lunch with Donald Rumsfeld

illDoctrine: Stop Talking, Start Plumbing…

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

jay smooth

Stop what you are doing and bookmark illdoctrine.com

STEP YO’ SCANDAL GAME UP NIGGER!

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

veto

Why is this man smiling?

That dude is VITO FOSSELLA, underboss for the Republican party and a U.S. Representative from Staten Island. FOSSELLA was a rising star in Republican circles until his arrest two weeks ago. He was on his way to dip his tip in some out of wedlock hoobastank when the po-po pulled his ass over for running a red light. FOSSELLA was apparently drunker than a muv up in that suv.

What unravels is the story of how FOSSELLA has fathered a child with the woman he was driving home to and how she believed that he was divorced from his wife. Essentially, FOSSELLA was a bigamist, but not even a good one since his wives didn’t know each other. Republicans in the House of Reps are secretly plotting to oust FOSSELLA now these revelations have become public.

Seriously, who the fuck cares about his drunk driving and illegitimate children? I’m amazed at how wack it is to be Congressman. This nigger has to drive his OWN car! I know why the Republicans are shook too. They are worried that any lingering scandal will damage the re-election chances of some of their members this election season. Keep in mind there are more positions other than that of the president up for grabs this November.

Personally I feel like the Republicans that patrol New York state need to get swapped out. We finally put AL D’AMATO out to pasture, GIULIANI is on time out (one hopes indefinitely) and now the politricks prodigy VITO FOSSELLA is on his way out. PETER KING you are next nigger. My real question is why would anyone elect someone named veto?

POLITRICKS 2008: Hillary Is 404…

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

hillaryis404

A preview of how the Democrats lost in 2008…

link via persuede.com