Archive for the ‘Ninjas’ Category

FOXY BROWZ…

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

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I read an iHipHop article about Foxy Brown and Ron Browz working together in the studio and my mind immediately lit up.

Can you imagine a reality show with crazy ass Fox Boogie and the auto-tuned one hit wonder Ron Browz?

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These two meatballs would try to start a business. An eyebrow threading salon in Harlem called ‘Foxy Browz’. I think they would have to put some African chicks in there to do braiding as well. Of course, they would have a recording studio in the back.

So where do I go to when I have these moments of unmitigated pop culture creativity? TWitter, natch. This is where I like to go to ruminate on issues of the day.

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Or whatever shit just pops into my head [ll].

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But mostly I just talk my shit. To be perfectly 1000 with y’all, TWitter and the loss of my video camera is the reason this blog fell the fux off.

140 characters (spaces included) >>> 600 word drops

Maybe that isn’t entirely the truth, but TWitter is globalized text message catharsis and trust me that you will want to be on TWitter when the Oscars are awarded. Watching an awards show while logged on to TWitter is like sprinkling your Newport 100 with cocaine. That shit turns into a 1000000millie.

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If you tried to follow me on TWitter using the sidebar on this site you would have wound up at my previous TWit ID. I change them joints like my underwear. Okay, I change my drawls more often, but I keep it moving on TWitter. You can find me now @Rant_Sum, but I am already preparing my latest TWit ID – @Google_Blax. I’m saving that shit tho’ for the return of the Blax Headroom show.

Just know that I keep my priorities posted.

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SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Frankensteinery…

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

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Editor’s note: This drop was inspired by the Tony Grand$ x getthesenets comments in the Magic Bird brokeback basketball thread. [ll] as always.

Kevin McHale is often referred to as the Frankenstein monster.

His game was as ugly as his mug too.

But for my recollection, the Chief was a better choice.

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Fux it all.

These dudes are the Frankenstein Bros.

Why hasn’t this been made into a television series?

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Attack Of The Lil’ Wayne Clones…

Friday, March 5th, 2010

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Drake is the rapping robot Lil’ Wayne wishes he could be. #iHipHop

Sean P, You Is The Father…

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

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Peace to B (Sean’s wife)

Sean Price baby shower concert for Shaun Price was a family affair. Duck Down honchos and stars were all in the building to celebrate beats, rhymes and life. Timeless Truth performed Priceless alongside P and Agallah did one of his freestyles collabos with P.


Sean Price feat. Agallah – ‘M.A.S.T.E.R. P’

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Sean Price and Timeless Truth is a preview of the ‘Lo-End Theory.

Solace was killing the ‘Lo I.T.’s hardbody with that goose that costed a stack at retail. The vintage Cycle cap is bananas.

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What up to my dude David Lui?

Khrysis and Torae on the streets afterwards. The DuckDown movement is doing this rap shit so right at the moment. I’m happy to be so close with these dudes [ll].

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What’s In Your Wallet?!?

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

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DP knows who isn’t in your top 10 just like the Capital One card isn’t in his wallet. #iHipHop