Archive for the ‘Ninjas’ Category

Mac Blows Ferocious…

Friday, December 11th, 2009

rae x elmo x mac

Make ’em jump like Rod Strickland

A wild shootout in Times Square left a dude dead. The early report is that dude was one of those kids who harasses you to buy his CDs of him and his other rapper homies. Some of these wannabe rapper dudes should stick to pumping peanut M&Ms.

On the dude they fond a card to a Virgina gundealer and on the back of the card was inscribed this line…

“I just finished watching ‘The Last Dragon.’ I feel sorry for a cop if he think I’m getting into his paddy wagon.”

Newsflash to rapper dude: You won’t need those weak ass punchlines where you are going. Those are your horns blowing on the CD and in wannabe-rapper thug heaven. But at least TuPac is the gatekeeper in thug heaven.

G’s up.


NaS – ‘New York State Of Mind’

BTW, NYSoM >>> ESoM

Hey Dooormannnnnnn…

Friday, December 11th, 2009

playclothes

This party is certified bananabread.

Get in where you fit in.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009 @ 10:00pm
tHoR (the Hotel on Rivington)
107 Rivington Street
New York, NY

rsvp@playcloths.com

KEVIN POWELL COAT DRIVE = G.O.A.T.

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

kevin powell

I would never suggest that you wear shoes and nicely ironed ‘slacks’ to a party, but this event right here is the G.O.A.T. one night event. It’s as if Target and DSW and PathMark AND Victoria Secret’s got together to throw a party. It’s a delicious estrogen overload.

It is the only party filled to the gills with working ladies. For some of whom this may be their last time giving a man some action. If you single fellas play your cards right you will also bag up a shorty with the mean connect to a New Year’s Eve jumpoff.

Don’t go here to rack up digits tho’. Go here to hunt down a piece of trophy poon for your holiday mantle. Avoid ThunderDome if possible.

Friday, December 11, 2009 @ 10:00pm
TRIBECA CINEMAS
54 Varick Street (@ Laight St.)
New York, NY
$ = FREE

Fila Still Got Flavor…

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

fila

I’m gonna enjoy this obama. Fila was that lifestyle brand in the eighties that all of these other sportswear companies have tried to swaggerjack. Fila, Le Coq Sportif, Prince and Sergio Tachini were all must have warm up suits for your collection. Fila was the freshest of the lot. They used velour cottons and well made lightweight wool blends that gave meaning to term ‘warm up’.

The Fila aerobic trainer was the most official sneaker for anyone going to see a movie on the Deuce unless you had the Gucci trainer. I would crack up if Polo still had a pair of Gucci joints. I give credit where it is due and Polotron stayed wearing the Gucci trainers. I would call the OG Gucci trainer and the Bally Competition >>> The Air Jordan 2. Fila’s aerobic joints are iconic as well.

Polo, hit me on the hip for we can roll up on this joint.

Tears Of A Scorer Fading Away…

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

iverson

Force MD’s – ‘Tears’

Allen Iverson’s return to the Association in his original home in Philly was underwhelming. His timing was off and his energy was diminished due to his lack of, er, practice. Oh what sweet irony must taste like. Iverson will eventually regain the timing to play at the level that his body can sustain but will that be adequate for him to remain in Philadelphia? I wish Iverson was using this time as a tryout for Cleveland and, or Boston.

11pts for 38 minutes is not how I want to remember Allen Iverson.

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On another Iverson note… Tim Donaghy, the disgraced NBA referee said in his new book ‘Personal Foul’ that players like Iverson, Rasheed Wallace and Ron Artest were targets of the refs for personal discipline that the Association had not meted on these players. Donaghy is successfully putting the league’s officiating on blast.

Is it possible that these games are no longer competitions but simply exhibitions?