Archive for the ‘Ninjas’ Category

Shadow Clones And Invisible Men…

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

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Just when you thought that America’s deep-seeded and institutionalized racism was the worst on our planet we get reminded of the people who popped that ‘Us vs. Them’ thing off when it comes to ethnicity and skin color.

The British society has been more mentally brutal and oppressive in the lives of the ‘other’ than any government you might imagine. Moreso than even the Dutch, who were just generally brutal to everyone that wasn’t Dutch.

The Brits created a fierce desire in their subjects to attain nationality, no matter what the cost. Here in America we have soldiers from Mexico and Ecuador fighting for us but they know that their families will receive a few pesos when they die.

The ‘other’ that soldiers for Britain does so out of a sense of faux-nationalism that somehow their sacrifice will make England stronger. Ain’t that a blip from Blipsburg? People getting their asses shit the fuck off for a flag and an anthem.

I wonder if soldiers from the ‘other’ even get a nice folded flag mailed to their moms flat when they don’t return? Black soldiers in Britain get little else for their troubles. No promotions, no commendations and no effin’ respect. I point you to this article…

Long March Of The Black British Soldier

After remarks were made by the Prince of England on a videotaped training session describing one of the servicemen as, “our little Paki friend, Ahmed” there has been widespread handwringing in England. All of a sudden the Brits act like they accidentally imported racism from America along with the sugar.

The truth of the matter is that serviceman was a diminutive Pakistani born soldier. A British subject, and proud of it is what my great-grandmother might say since she held tight to her roots in Nevis. I don’t think Ahmed took offense to this remark for one minute. Mostly because racism is so integral a component within the Western military system that you have to divorce yourself from the reality of your birthskin.

Seriously speaking, who the hell is Ahmed going to be lobbing missiles at? People that will more than likely look like he does. Ahmed’s name might as well become Paki since it can no longer describe his origins or his culture. This is the true story of the clones. They have forsaken individualism for the idea of a faceless state. The clones are as much victims as the people on the other side of their blaster rifles.

They are invisible men with no country and no homeland so don’t even try to look into their eyes to find a soul.

shadowtrooper

Hot Rickey Over Rice…

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

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I know my ass is getting old when I start seeing my childhood heroes voted into the various Halls of Fame. The MLB Hall Of Fame has selected two of my favorite players to be inducted during this year’s ceremony.

JIM RICE – The quintessential slugger and Boston Red Sox outfielder. Think of ALBERT BELLE, before ALBERT BELLE. The Boston press corps hated RICE like he had broken into their house and stole their Christmas presents. All RICE did was hit the ball. Far, and a lot. RICE was part of the great hittting outfielders of this era who could hit for power and placement. He didn’t simply slug home runs but he hit singles, doubles and the rarest triples all with aplomb.

Way before steroids had infiltrated baseball you would find that the best hitters were multi-dimensional. VLAD GUERRERO is a throwback to JIM RICE, ANDRE DAWSON, DALE MURPHY and DAVE PARKER. I wonder what these players numbers might have been if they had access to the cream and the clear?

RICKEY HENDERSON – This man needs no introduction whatsoever. If you were making an all-time fantasy league team you would definitely have to select RICKEY HENDERSON without reservation. His numbers are undeniable. He ranks first in stolen bases, first in runs scored, second overall in walks and fourth all time in games played. HENDERSON did log in 25 seasons.

HENDERSON was so fun to watch early in his career with Oakland. He definitely is the O.G. baseball player with swagger. HENDERSON knew that he pwned the game back then. Some of RICKEY’s reported antics have tarnished his legacy among a few of his fans, but for the rest of us I think we can separate the player from the propaganda of the press. What I respect about RICKEY and JIM RICE is that they played the game of baseball with no apologies despite how poorly they may have been described by the sportswriters.

Now let’s see if these sphincter hat sportswriters can get the big homey Hawk in next year…

Wonder-Full Washington D.C.

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

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It’s official party people, this will be the party of the year…

Starting on Monday night @ 8pm and going on until Tuesday morning @ 6am

KEISTAR PRODUCTIONS * SHINE ON ME * & MN8

present

WONDER-Full™ -Stevie Wonder Tribute Party -& WHAT THE FUNK?! -James Brown vs. Fela ~ Inauguration Edition

* Celebrating The Legacy Of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., President Elect BARACK OBAMA & The Genius Of STEVIE WONDER
&
WHAT THE FUNK?! James Brown vs. Fela Kuti ~ Musical Homage To Our “BLACK ‘FUNKY’ PRESIDENT” *

WONDER-Full™
Music By:
DJ SPINNA & BOBBITO

8:00PM – 2:00AM

WHAT THE FUNK?!
Music By:
DJ SPINNA & RICH MEDINA

AfterHours 2:00AM – 6:00AM

w/ DJ Salah Ananse Filling In…

@ LIV 2001 11th Street, NW – Washington, DC 20001

$30 Advance Tickets Available At wonderfulldc09.eventbribe.com


www.keistar.net
or keistarproductions@gmail.com

BILLY SUNDAY’s LATE NITE FUNK FLIX

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

RFTW

Shout to Royal for reminding me about my fave R-n-B boy band.

I’m not sure how that video has made it past Universal Music Group’s regulators on YouTube because the UMG properties usually aren’t tagged with an embed code. This requires the true stans to create their own fanboy videos.

Here is a BluCheez approved RFTW fanboy video for ‘Oh Sheila’.

Buck Fifty Scar NOT Included…

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

Micheal K Williams

The JUSTICE HALL shirts with the ‘RUN-DC’ graphic are the hottest tees on the planet. Don’t get caught sleeping. Get yours @ RUN DC ’09