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DOLLAR, DOLLAR BILL Y’ALL…

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

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Editor’s note: With the cRap Music Fantasy league stuck in a stalemate this fiscal quarter, El Gringo Colombiano antes up his $.02 to save the US economy from itself.

In reading Paul Craig Roberts’ article ‘Obama & Global Trade‘, I came across the best idea I ever heard in balancing the US Trade Deficit, from a 2003 essay by Warren Buffet, which highlights Buffet’s idea of Import Certificates.

You see the United States has been in a trade deficit since 1971, with over $100 billion annual deficits in most years since 1984. Not surprisingly, G Dubbz has made the situation 2x worse, with the then record deficit of $379 billion in 2000 mushrooming to upwards of $700B in each of the last three years.

Some smart-dumb economists say a perpetual trade deficit is good. But I never got that memo along with some economists and non-economists with COMMON SENSE who also share my view. How can any economic entity be operating at a loss for 37 consecutive years?!

An individual, or family cannot operate at a loss for more than a few years without wiping out their savings, going deep in debt, and subsequently being forced to declare bankruptcy.

Even in the info-tech, dot-com boom (circa 1996) startup companies could not operate at a loss for more than say 5 years without going bankrupt, or being acquired by a competitor for a deep discount.

Fortune 500 companies can’t lose money for more than a few quarters without massive layoffs and CEO/mgmt team firings.

Even soverign countries, like Argentina, are never allowed to do this. The US gets away with it, since the US dollar is the global favorite reserve currency of our main exporters, such as China and the Arab Oil exporters like Saudi Arabia.

I would like the smart-dumb economists who favor these perpetual deficits to point out ANY example of ANY economic entity (person, company, or country) that operated at a loss for 37 consecutive years, in ALL OF WORLD HISTORY. I doubt it’s ever happened!

Eventually, the US will have to do one(1) or more of the following problematic actions to balance the trade deficit…

  • 1. Use tariffs to make the US a primarily domestic economy
    Problem: The government has to pick & choose which products and, or industries to protect. The way the US political system in recent years has been dominated by special interests, there’s the likely chance this process will be corrupt and far from optimal for the US economy.
  • 2. Pick a few cutting edge high-tech industries, such as genomics, green energy equipment, nanotechnology, etc, that the US might try to be a global export leader in and subsidize those industries heavily in the hopes that these exports will balance out the imports
    Problem: It may be impossible to create enough exports from a few such industries, because the labor cost advantage of ChIndia. Plus ChIndia’s increasing ability to innovate in high-tech markets by itself.
  • 3. Deflate the US Dollar to make US exports more competitive and US imports more costly
    Problem: Duhh! The obvious! This will cause serious inflation and will become an overt tax on most US Citizens, since most of us US citizens’ assets are 100% invested in dollar related assets such as a home, US stocks, & USD’s themselves in Certificates of Deposits, money market accounts and plain ol’ passbook savings accounts. Personally, I don’t want my dollars to be worth say .5 as much 5 years from now since they have already become significantly weaker during the G Dubbz regime.
  • IMHO, Buffet’s idea of Import Certificates is superior to these actions and any other idea I’ve heard thus far. The gist of Import Certificates goes like this…

  • 1. To import “stuff” (goods or services) in the US, you need to buy an Import Certificate
  • 2. Import Certificates will be limited to the amount of exports, hence balancing the US trade deficit
  • 3. US Exporters will be given Import Certificates equal to the amount of stuff they export, which they can sell in a liquid financial market like stocks
  • The effect will be that US Exporters will be encouraged and US Importers will be discouraged.

    Import Certificates will work like a tariff, however the “invisible hand of the free market” will decide which “stuff” gets tariffs.

    Which jobs will come back to the US? Clothing manufacturing or software engineering? The Fed Gov’t will not decide it, but the market will, based on the marginal utility of having to pay X% of the cost of their stuff for Import Certificates.

    I think one immediate effect of this policy will be to help the rural American economy. I also imagine that US corporations won’t offshore the call center to India because they can’t afford the Import Certificates. Yet on the other hand they can’t afford the labor cost of an Atlanta or a Dallas. Their solution: Put their customer service center in the economically devastated Flint, Michigan.

    I really hope Barack Obama gets elected and brings in Buffet as Treasury Secretary to implement the Import Certificate policy.
    -EGC

    POLITRICKS 2008: Don’t Call It A Comeback…

    Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

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    How long is America going to stand by while this BARACK OBAAMA beats up on HILLARY CLINTON? I’ve been half expecting her to yell out “Rape!” in her desperation for delegates.

    Watching ’60 Minutes’ the other evening disgusted me. Do you realize some people think that come November they will have a choice between OBAAMA, McCAIN and CLINTON!?!

    That is all.

    Carry on.

    The Other Side Of Hip-Hop…

    Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

    ernie movie

    ERNIE must be some kind of busy for him to not come thru here and hype up his FREE film screening this week. Hopefully this drop brings him out from under his bridge.

    The Other Side Of Hip-Hop
    (a film documentary featuring ERNIE PANICCIOLI)
    Medgar Evers College
    1650 Bedford Ave corner Crown Street
    Crown Heights, Brooklyn
    Thursday March 6th, 6pm

    STUFF BLACK PEOPLE LIKE…

    Friday, February 29th, 2008

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    What is so important about the website StuffWhitePeopleLike is the priceless information that it provides bringing you into the wheelhouse of white’s affections. It helps you understand why white moves the way they do and I think it removes some of the confusion to their motives. White really is good people after it’s all said and done, albeit they are quirky mofos.

    The same can be said bout Black folks too. The problems that arise among races is only because of the lack of understanding about what turns people on. What if white knew what Black people liked? Don’t you think that they would make it more accessible? Hellz yeah!?! If for no other reason than to get paid. Sheeeeeeeit.

    So as a method for facilitating better racial harmony and as a wrap up to my celebration of Jig History Month 2008 I decided to compile a list of the stuff that Black people like. I ask that all my white readers use this guide in order to better express your friendship for your Black friends and in case you don’t know any Black people let this guide be your entree into establishing a friendship with one of the darker skinned denizens of the planet Earth.

    You know you want to white people.

    blondie

    Blonde Black Girls
    It’s not just gentlemen that prefer blondes, but Black people as well, especially Black women. From BeYONCE to KEISHA COLE to MARY J. BLIGE, blonde is the new black. Any Black man with the means will always get himself the real authentic version, but for the rest of us we choose something like the woman in the above picture.

    car wash

    Car Washing
    Giving a Black man his propers after he has washed his car is like telling a woman that you like the shoes she is wearing. It makes the pain of the carnote worth every penny. For extra credit you can tell him that his wheels look especially shiny.

    wines

    Fancy Wine
    Black people don’t like fancy wine for the same reasons that white enjoy it. White drinks wine. Black people use it to name their children. Rose, Chardonnay, Alize, just you wait until Black people find out that Cabernet ends with the same sounding pronunciation.

    kool aid

    Kool-Aid
    This is the only grape shit that Black folks like to drink.

    cheddar biscuits

    Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuits
    It has been already been established that Black people love these things. I watch Black folks leave the Red Lobster in Westbury with plastic bags as if they had just gone food shopping. Why can’t Black folks just finish their dinner at the restaurant? Too many cheddar biscuits I suppose.

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    White Friends
    I have to thank GOD everyday for my white friends. Without them I would be firmly planted in the working class. With them on my team I am at least allowed to think that I can be middle class. Drinking wine > naming your children after wine.

    prisons

    Prisons
    Wealthy Black folks love prisons because that keeps the unsavory negroes in check.

    The American Gangster Doesn’t Know…

    Thursday, February 28th, 2008

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    Editor’s note: I wouldn’t trade the community that hangs out here at this website for anything. The viewpoints are always smart, intelligent, witty and thorughly unpredictable. And that’s just what you see in the comments threads. The e-mails I get remind me that our generation is far from the apathetic monolith that the mainstream media describes. DP Dot Commenter CeezDiem sent in this e-mail about the latest music video from Jay-Z a/k/a “Young Barclay”. So tell us CeezDiem, how do you really feel?

    What up Dallas,

    First time emailing. Comment every now and then. Love the site. I’m an aspiring filmmaker and rap lover/hater and wanted you to do a drop on the new Jay-Z video for ‘I Know’. I really think the topic needs discussing. So I started writing down my thoughts and then I realized I had created the drop that says what I wanted. Maybe this can fly out to the people at DP?

    Gray Hova’s newest video just dropped, and other than sparing us the sight of his old man jowls gyrating to his own raps, he’s once again doing his (ex)community no fucking favors by romancing the “stone” yet again.

    The ‘American Gangster’ album was already nothing more than a cheap excuse for Jay to drop the Gwyneth Paltrow shout outs and go back to that crack rock talk my little cousins eat up with 2% milk and a cartoon spoon. Fear of being obsolete obviously shook him up after the rap Hindenberg that was…uhh… whatever that terrible post-retirement album was called, and drove him running back to his street pharmacy journal, post haste.

    So he dusted off and donned his Super-Dealer cape once again and everyone heralded his cocai… i mean Hair-owe-in flow, his choice beats, and lack of Chris Martin duets. Hovi was back to his old boasts of neighborhood destruction! Not only that, but artiste’ that he is, he was able to find inspiration in a pretty (glorifying) but ho-hum gangster movie that’s far from a classic! How ever does he do it??!! I guess hydrating Africans, moving the Nets to Brooklyn, and doing whatever the fuck it is he does for the U.N. isn’t exactly what’s hot in the streets right now. Rhyming “Britney” with “get me?” clearly is.

    L’chaim!

    As an Armchair Cultural Critic/Hatin’ Ass Loser, I was ready to make my peace with the whole affair, or at least shut the fuck up about it for a second… And then I saw this motherfucking video.

    Alright, he did us TWO favors in this video. A) He’s not in it for a single frame. And B) He put Zoe Kravitz’ fine ass up in it. I swear that lil’ dame simultaneously turns me on and scares the shit outta me at the same time. She looks like she drinks blood and has a body temperature of 71 degrees. But I’d still follow her to a dicey underground party at a meat processing plant any night of the week. Fuck whatever Blade’s talkin’ bout! This chick looks like Sade 2.0!

    What the fuck was i saying? Oh yeah. So at the start of the video, I was actually kinda impressed. Fine chick, dark tones, a song about drug addiction. I was expecting maybe a 3 minute rap version of Requiem for a Dream (and crossing my fingers for a remake of that “ASS TO ASS!” scene. ‘Swede’ that Gondry!). But what do they feed us instead? Basically an ode to shooting up!

    Four things happen in this Video:

  • 1) My underage booboo meets up with some white schmoe in the street.
  • 2) She goes to a party with him and stares off at these slow moving hypnotic light tentacle things.
  • 3) She sits around a posh place lookin high as shit.
  • 4) And at the end she lets those lights coarse through her. OH!!! And she beautifully exhales white dust!!!!!!!! WTF!
  • Now from what I hear about the H bomb, shooting it up is like your veins are one big urethra bustin off hot champagne ropes on a sea of Scarlett Johansenns. So at the end of this video, when Lil Zo’ is floatin around and gettin eaten up by the tentacle lights, I can only assume it was intended as a visual metaphor for spikin’ that gravy. But then THAT’s IT! That’s the end of the video!!

    WHERE WAS THE DARK SIDE? The destrucion of family? Of love? Of Life? The song’s about Jay (playing the part of King H, naturally) rappin’ about his chick that used to love him/be addicted to him, but eventually left him/went clean. The video shoulda been a faux-documentary about a fiendin chick who starts doin it at parties, falls for the brown, gets fired from Macy’s, steals from her Momma, gets beaten up by a low level dealer/boyfriend, starts hookin, scheming, flim-flammin and grinding, rehabbing, relapsing, losing teeth, gettin ugly, getting better, getting busted, etc etc. Until it ends with her fragiley coming out on top.

    I dont think fragiley is a word, but you get the point. Maybe Jay owes Spanish Jose a big one and made this video for the purposes of sending him a new batch of young junk recruits. Why else release a visually romantic poem to heroin thats all high and no low?

    Am I trippin, or is this shit basically a commercial for H? It might as well end with a voice over from James Cromwell sayin’, “Afghani Brown: Fuck what you heard”. Is there a part 2 I dont know about where Zoe Kravitz walks around the Lower East Side like the couple in ‘Dope Sick Love’?

    What do you think? Is this a Crime against humanity or am I just Hatey McHater, mayor of Haterville?

    Oh, and P.S. This is what the video SHOULDA looked like.

    Shout out to Ginger Lynn!