Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

Got A Rocket In My Pocket? (Writer’s Strike Re-Runs)

Friday, December 14th, 2007

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Let me just say that you would have to be pretty naive to think that ROGER CLEMENS didn’t dope up in order to remain dominant in the game of baseball. Unlike BARRY BONDS, he has been able to mostly fly under the radar due to other factors here in America (read: Supremacy-The Inconvenient Truth). Contrary to the mainstream media stories, steroids and performance enhancing drugs don’t make regular players superstars, but they do allow superstars to shine for longer periods. The window of opportunity to be a viable professional athlete is small. Performance enhancing drugs allow that athlete a chance to add a brief extension to that window. It doesn’t last forever and the downside is that the post-retirement lifestyle is usually short as well. Just look at LYLE ALZADO.

Former major league pitcher JASON GRIMSLEY is putting peoples’ business on front street now that the F.B.I. is getting up in his shit like RICHARD GERE’s hamsters. I don’t feel bad for CLEMENS or for ANDY PETITTE or any players that are implicated for juicing. It sucks that the players are forced to take the whole weight like JANET was forced to bear that cross after her titty went on television. The baseball team owners are just as complicit as the players are. The Houston Astros trotted CLEMENS out for the home fans one last time before the season was to end. By doing so they pushed CLEMENS out of his normal spot in the rotation and thereby took a day of rest from him. The management says that this was a gift to the fans. I hope CLEMENS gets a nice bonus for the azzes that he puts in the seats at Minute Maid park. In any case, its clear to me who gets the kid glove treatment when the talk of using anabolic steroids is flung around. Clear as the cream and the clear.

POLITRICKS 2008: I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends…

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

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It was free button night at the S.O. hall, and guess who wanted to give away bumper stickers as well?

When operatives of the HILLARY CLINTON campaign machine said that BARACK OBAAMA’s drug use will be his Achilles’ Heel in his Democratic nomination bid I LOL’d. I mean, between BILL CLINTON and GEORGE BUSH Jr’s checkered histories with illicit drugs we have had two 2-term presidents. The biggest difference between those dudes and OBAAMA is… Well… Yeah, other than that.

OBAAMA’s single greatest political asset is that he has been remarkably honest when divulging parts of his past, whether it was the fact that he had once owned his parents as a former slave master or the fact that he liked to smoke crills with MARION BARRY. None of those shortcomings are as bad as someone who would bankrupt the nation in the guise of a fiscal surplus, or someone who would send the sons and daughters of the poor to die in the desert a world away.

For the last uhdeen years the president of the United States has been anything but honest. There was that blip with JIMMY CARTER, but before and after since nothing but rapscallions and ne’er do wells. You see I equate marital infidelity with wiretapping or perjury. They all point to a deficit of the ethical nature. What I can’t believe is that I am here describing a political actor for his candor and forthright character. What I also can’t believe is that Americans still want to maintain the lies that have been disproven time and again. The assassinations of JFK, MLK and X must have been the greatest national mindfucks evar. People are still shook ones to this day over those murders. Why else wouldn’t people demand their rights now?

I’m talking about the right to be given an honest assessment of our national forecast. Then again, maybe the honest truth is that as a country, we Americans can’t handle the truth.

KELLOGGS = They’re Grrrrrrrrr-Rapists…

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

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I think I told you that Kelloggs was run by a bunch of racists. Looks like their rapists too…

Victim: Gang-Rape Cover-Up by U.S., Halliburton/KBR

How the fuck do you expect the people in Iraq to not get their shit shot the fuck up by American “contractors” when these same contractors are busy raping their own countrymen?

After months of gangraping all of those curry cunts can you imagine how tasty this sweet morsel of white meat must have looked to those American patriots?

The rape kit that was administered after the attack on this young white tail showed evidence of vaginal and anal rape. Holy KOBE BRYANT! Good thing that the doctors from Kellogg, Brown and Root made that rape kit disappear faster than DANIEL PEARL. Who knows how many of those “contractors” stuck their manhood inside of her poopchute?

The sickest part of this story isn’t even the coverup that the U.S. State Department has participated in along with KBR and their parent company Halliburton, but the fact that the victim has started a not-for-profit counseling agency for all the workers that are returning back to America after being raped and sexually assaulted while working for American countries in the Middle East.

People are coming home from Iraq all fucked the fuck up in every way imaginable. Bodies, minds and spirits broken into a million tiny little pieces.

Why Atlanta Stays Losing…

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

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The fallout from the MICHAEL VICK dog-fighting fiasco continues to haunt the city of Atlanta. The judge has sentenced VICK to nearly two years in the Fed clink. VICK’s sentence is longer than any of the co-conspirators that turned into State witnesses. As it stands VICK will prah’lee miss the entire 2009 NFL campaign as well as this year (obviously) and next.

I watched the Falcon’s owner speak during the Monday Night Football telecast and I agree totally with ARTHUR BLANK. If MICHAEL VICK let’s the fried chicken and fries takeover he won’t be coming back to the league anytime soon. All I know is that if I was in prison camp and they had an All-You-Can-Eat chicken wing buffet like they do at the Golden Corral then my ass would be coming home even fatter. As an aside, why is everyone that walks out of a Golden Corral a fucking cow?

Falcon’s coach BOBBY PETRINO has quit the team even before the season has ended. PETRINO is part of the growing fraternity of coaches who want no part of the high stakes low payoff system inside of the NFL. No one is beating the Cowboys or the Patriots for years to come and with no MICHAEL VICK the Falcons just became a lottery pick team.

Between MICHAEL VICK, DJ DRAMA and the rapper T.I., the Federal authorities in the greater Atlanta area have been pretty damn busy. Still despite the surge in Black entertainers finding the wrong side of the prison industrial complexes fences Georgia is still a bustling community for newly transplanted Black families. As a service to any DP Dot Com readers considering a relocation to the ‘A’ in the hopes that MICHAEL VICK will one day be a Falcon again, I submit to you a detailed assessment of crimes committed in Atlanta in each of the counties.

2005 Crime Statistics for the Atlanta Area

Unlike sports scores, the lower the aggregate number the greater the chances that you will be a winner.

Hardbody Filmmakers Wanted…

Monday, December 10th, 2007

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Do you have a video camera?

Do you live in the NYC tri-state area?

Do you want to make movies with a social relevance?

Do you want to make movies where you get to do dumb shit with other people?

The iNTERNETS CELEBRITIES are looking to expand their crew once again. We need videographers, editors and production assistants that are never scurrrred. The i.C.’s have some videos planned that will require some serious hardbody guerilla filmmakers.

Shoot me an e-mail if you think you have no fear.