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POLITRICKS 2008: Septugenarian Stick-Up Kids

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

old mugs

I’m thinking about tagging my political news on this website “Laugh Now, Cry Later”. That’s the truth about our political system and the more I learn the more I want to kill myself to find out what awaits me on the other side. Shit over here is so fucked the fuck up and the people with the means to make it less so don’t have the will or the commitment to reverse the direction.

I’m sure that most of you are aware of the fact that the U.S. resides in a woeful deficit that has compromised the value of our money so much that Canadian dollars are now worth more. All hell will break lose when the peso supplants the dollar. I imagine that we will be waist deep in the throes of an all out racial war by that time in order to keep our minds pre-occupied from the fact that we were bought and sold a generation ago. All this doom and gloom might be overstated if I couldn’t see the handwriting on the wall.

First Baby Boomer Applies For Social Security

Baby Boomers are the children of America’s so-called ‘Greatest Generation’. Their parents weathered the Great Depression of the 1930’s and also fought in the second World War. The Baby Boomers were America’s largest growth in population and the source of wealth for this country through their contributions in labor and resources, particularly their contribution to our tax base and our overwhelming debt ratio. Unlike their Depression era parents, Baby Boomers were actually rampant consumers. This same out of control consumption has been a trademark our Baby Boomer controlled government.

For the last forty years our government has spent more money than it has collected. The majority of these funds have been spent on militaristic projects like the Vietnam War, the arms race with Russia, the space program and the trillions of dollars given away as corporate welfare. In the meanwhile our education system has been dismantled and the social programs that provided vocational skillsets to our citizens have been dissolved to non-existence. We have been creating a permanent under-educated underclass. The next step will be a return to an economic feudal system. Start collecting Euros and don’t be surprised when you hear about grandparents doing stick ups and bank jobs in order to pay for their prescriptions.

I’m not crying a tear because our social security money has been spent on spy satellites and private security companies that kill Iraqis. Since I’m Black, I wasn’t going to live long enough to collect any benefits anyhoo.

BTW internets… EUGENE SAENGER is dead.

saenger

SAENGER’s resume totally shits on Dr. JACK KERVORKIAN for his overall body count. The difference between the two was that SAENGER had a license to kill from the Pentagon. He was a radiology expert who tested the effects of intense dosages of radiation on human patients. Basically any poor Black that came into Cincinnati’s General Hospital between 1960 and 1971 was getting zapped by SAENGER until his assed was fried, died and laid to the side.

SAENGER handled his biz in the same spirit as the Tuskeegee Experiment from the 1950’s. The patients were never told that they were being killed slowly because some were being killed immediately. His actions in regards to debriefing patients and using the public hospital as the base for a highly classified military experiment brings not simply questions about this man’s ethics, but also his very morality. It looks like the Hippocratic Oath becomes hypocritical when in the hands of racists.

Good night good doctor, and good riddance.

cRap Music Fantasy League Q4 Update Wk.2

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

drewreports.com

weezy + pajama pants + syrup = sooooo gangsta

Yo! Did you see them guns your boy T.I. was gonna bring to the B.E.T. awards?!?

WTF!?!

Someone was definitely getting merc’ked up that piece, or in the very least they would be putting a pound of shit in their drawls. I want to know where someone gets those kind of guns anyway? That nigga got some BlackWater USA connection. Here’s the good news for T.I., sort of, or at least for the label owners that have dude on their roster. T.I.’s appearance at the B.E.T. 2007 Hip-Hop awards would only have netted him 100 points. His arrest for Federal firearms possession is worth 300 points.

Mo’ money, mo’ money!

Last week was a pretty busy week in general for the cMFL with Lil’ Wang a/k/a the pajama pants boy getting pinched in Boise, Idaho [ll], and Fisty Scent having a day named after him Connecticut. Here is a look at the leader board for the quarter. There’s still a whole lot of cRap Music Fantsy League to be played so son’t get mad if your label isn’t at the top yet.

Krack Ko Kaine Entertainment 1500
The Nappy Ram Affiliates 1350
WDISL Records 1250
America Done Fell Off Records 1250
Incilin Productions 1250
CRap-A-lot Records 1200
Gain Green Records 1150
Gunshine State Music 1150
Fuckin Sellout Records 1100
Beat Break Records 1100
NYC Records 1050
Combat Jack Records 950
Pretty Dollar Entertainment 950
SayDatNuccaName Wreckids 950
Death On Arrival Records 900
Fantasy Records 900
WindBreaker Records 900
All Starz Entertainment 850
Open Cannister Recordz 850
Solutions Global Media 800
MIP Records 750
Jesus Slap Boxers 750

Nerds Night Out…

Monday, October 15th, 2007

bladerunner

INTERNERDS STAND UP!

BLADERUNNER: The Final Cut

This flick is playing now at the Ziegfield on West 54th Street and Thursday is the last night of the run. Whoever is in the mood to catch this joint on the big screen should hit me up [ll] some kind of way so we can politic this flick. I went to the re-opening this past Friday and sure enough the movie was even better than I remembered it. RUTGER HAUER and EDWARD JAMES OLMOS pwned this shit.

[ll] = Pause For The Cause…

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

pause

A couple of months ago El Gringo Colombiano mentioned a breakthrough innovation he developed for internets communication. He noticed and understood the need for the refrain “No Homo” after certain phrases were typed in a drop or it’s subsequent discussion thread. What EGC then created was a simple symbol for expressing this sentiment. At first I was skeptical of the practical use of this graphic description. I need to give EGC his props though for submitting a compelling and well thought out argument for the implementation of [ll].

First, here are some of the phrases that one might use after saying something that might be misconstrued as gay…

  • No homo
  • No brokeback
  • No Sheryl Swoopes
  • No Greg Louganis
  • No Luther Vandross’ curl activator kit
  • Nullus
  • Pause
  • Of all the phrases listed above nullus had risen to prominence solely from the ubiquity of the website ByronCrawford Dot Com. While nullus is an effective word for its use of maybe Latin and its brevity, the word pause has recently replaced it on the internets and in current colloquial usage. The advantage of pause over nullus is that when uttering the word pause we use only one syllable. This conserves breathing which in turn reduces our carbon dioxide emissions which ultimately saves the planet from the greenhouse effect. EGC is more deserving of a Nobel prize than the long-winded, greenhouse gas inducing AL GORE. Lucky for GORE he created the internets.

    The second point of this innovation is the benefit to internets users for applying the [ll] glyph to your statements is that [ll] requires even less strokes than the word pause [ll]. Keystrokes, as it were. [ll] so closely resembles the pause tab on many media players it should be heretofore universally accepted as the standard for expressing one’s non homo-osity. The use of [ll] allows writers and commenters to express their support for same sex civil unions [ll], the all gay Olympic games [ll], and the total enjoyment of KanYe West’s latest album ‘Graduation’ [ll].

    It’s forward thinking like this that has made the internets the bastion for new millenium neo-intellectualism and it’s my dream that man can one day return to his artistic zenith where images and glyphs spoke volumes about his aspirations and desires. Language is too divisive and cumbersome. Emoticons and acronyms are the cave paintings of the future.

    palehorse

    NIPPON IS MOST HONORABLE HARDBODY…

    Saturday, October 13th, 2007

    tokyo metro

    I love subways and I always wanted to go to Japan if only to ride on their metro rail system before Godzilla crushes all the buildings.

    And just when I was getting my bleeding heart liberal rant on and popping, PERSUEDE sends me a New York Times article detailing the shocking story of how the Japanese treat their citizens on the public assistance rolls. This shit would make RUDY GIULIANI look like someone’s fairy godmother, and that isn’t too much of a stretch either considering his history of dressing in drag.

    Death Reveals Harsh Side of a ‘Model’ in Japan

    I hope you read that piece after you fucks with DP Dot Com.

    I thought that the United States had issues with dealing with their disenfranchised citizens by using the prison system as a defacto dormitory, but in Japan the government will gladly tell you to just kill yourself before they ever think of hitting you off with some food stamps.

    What is profound to me is how a hyper-capitalist state regards the individual. If you are not actively contributing to the GDP/GNP of the country you are of no use to the system. How does China manage their social infrastructure with their massive population? I’m sure they have a daunting amount of public assistance recipients. How does China manage to feed these people and still manufacture the best electronics and athletic footwear products on the planet?

    So maybe I need to rethink my position of providing the homeless in NYC with shelter in light of the news that poor motherfuckers in Tokyo are being starved to death on the regulack.