Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

TEARS OF A CLONE…

Friday, August 31st, 2007

clone army

Yes, I hate the New York Times because they are supremacists.

Yes, I read that shit all the time because it is that necessary.

There was a story in the Sunday magazine about the undoing of our army inside Iraq because the troops were losing faith in their leaders. Generals were losing the trust of the ground troops because their leadership was suspect.

New York Times: Challenging the Generals

The problem is that from the top down these troops are being commanded by people with NO experience in combat. It starts at the very top of this Republican administration and filters down to all the people that have been selected to command. If this administration doesn’t believe in the effort enough to commit their own children what is the message that ends up with the troops?

If there was ever a time to pray for the young men and women that serve in the U.S. military now would be that time. As the forces in Iraq are digging in for a troop surge, and the Iraqis are still wild for the night, I pray that the U.S. soldiers can maintain their heads and come home safe. This shit is a long way from over with.

The BLACK AUGUST Hip-Hop Project Concert…

Friday, August 24th, 2007

black august

Didn’t I already tell y’all that August was Black History Month II?

MOS DEF – TALIB KWELI – COMMON – SAIGON – DJ D-NICE – DJ EVIL DEE

Plus more surprise guests.

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

Nokia Theatre – NYC
44th Street off Seventh Avenue in Times Square

FREE FOXY! THE JENA 6… NOT SO MUCH

Friday, August 24th, 2007

fox boogie

Thumbs up to RAFI for catching Foxy in a good mood.

Right now I could really use an intern on my team that was willing to write an encouraging letter to Fox Boogie Brown. Shorty might be held down for a minute in order to get her mind right. She could definitely use the encouragement and support.

The Jena 6 need a whole lot more than just some scribble on a sheet of loose leaf. Them fools need the great Black god in the sky to come down on a spaceship and take them away to a better place. It’s obscene that the Black Code is still in effect after all that good work that WILL SMITH, CUBA GOODING Jr. and MORGAN FREEMAN have put in to help white get their shit together.

It looks like the iNTERNETS CELEBRITIES are going to go in hard on the Jena 6 story. We may even possibly hitchhike to Louisiana or go on a fast food strike. Hitchhiking seems more likely. Stay tuned and if anyone out there has ever been in love with Foxy and you want to get word to her just drop me an e-mail so we can get this shit on and popping.

GRANNY STILL GETS HER SWERVE ON…

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

granny kiss

Granny Love… Hell chea!

Good news for all of us MILF lovers… Senior citizens are getting their backs blown out at the same rate as younger folks. It looks like everybody is starting to come around to the fact that nobody gives it up as good as a grandma. Think about it, years of practice can’t be bad. I play first base in my office softball league and my glove is twenty five years old. Every year it get softer and catches balls even better.

With folks living longer and longer thanks to modern pharmaceuticals I think it’s high time to send some of these sexy seniors back into the workforce. Jay-Z was a visionary when he brought some of these septugenarian showstoppers back to work. Hell, I’d go to a strip club that featured senior citizen as dancers. Wrinkly tits would be flapping all around the place like wind socks. There’d be quarts of lubrication on the poles. That is lubrication right? It kind of smells like Ben-Gay.

granny legs

There is a downside to all of this partying with the sexy grandmas though. Senior citizens pass around wild STD’s just like that ancient rumcake that gets re-gifted for a decade. Just because granny’s sweet stuff is all out of eggs doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t still wear your galoshes. You don’t want to end up putting some Agent Orange on your manhood, because that shit could have been incubating inside that snatch since the free love hippie days during the Vietnam War.

Don’t let that stop you from enjoying yourself though. Sexy grandmas need some loving too. And you should show them some attention. Especially when they get all gussied up to go out to the club.

granny freeze frame

The Pharmaceutical Industrial Complex Is A Big Pain In The Ass…

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

lohanBig pharma spokesmodel and teen recruitment director LINDSEY LOHAN

Drugs in America is some funny shit. Everything has to be framed through the prism of supremacy and racism. Holding a kilo of cocaine ain’t gonna get you served up north for as long as as ten grams of crack cocaine will, and while the prescription drugs run amok inside of people’s manicured lawn homes, the local politicians try to convince us that marijuana is a scourge to humanity. No wonder people felt a kind of way about BARRY BONDS. America is a nation of drug addicts. And the majority of us have a prescription note from our doctors to score that fix.

Painkiller use rising at alarming rate

So was RUSH LIMBAUGH a visionary? Or just a douchebag junkie?!?

Like your cousin Fabolous says, ‘You already know.”