Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

Paul Wall Is Blacker Than Most Of You Niggas…

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

peep his wife flashing her ring

Editor’s note: BILLY SUNDAY doesn’t have too many friends at XXLMAG dot com because he writes shit like this…

Since February is on the wrap up I thought I should squeeze in a drop or two for Black History Month. It’s not like you humps are gonna open a book anytime this millennium anyhoo. Here’s a quick question for some of you wannabe hardbody clowns posing behind your iMacs. How many of you dudes are gonna keep it really real and marry a Black woman? Seriously, by choice? I don’t mean like if you had no choice which most of you broke cats will understand, I mean if you had rapper cake or lottery scrilla and you could chose any ethnicity you wanted. How many of you would still eff with a “sista”?!?

Paul Wall had a choice and he chose a Black chick. A thick Black chick at that, not even some video ho and you know he has access to them broads too. I give Paul Wall credit for that even if they end up getting divorced when he finally gets away from the phoney baloney Swishahouse Asylum Atlantic paper and steps up to some Interscope Sony Universal bread. The main thing is that he kept it real from the gate. Nobody can take that away from him. One of the reasons that Paul Wall was able to be a man and give vows to a Black woman is because he wasn’t “bitchmade”. I know a lot of you dudes flagrantly exploit that language around these comments sections and I wonder if y’all know what it means. A bitchmade dude is someone that was raised by their moms and/or their grandmoms without a male figure present.

It’s easy to spot bitchmade dudes in the comments sections because they are the types of people that have a hard time accepting truth without emotion. They also be the first cats to shout out expletives and other derogatory remarks when they can’t keep the pace in a dialogue or debate. It’s not their fault either but they were taught how to frame their communications in the style of a woman. Let’s understand the difficulty that a woman faces when trying to raise children by herself. She doesn’t have too many options for economic stability in front of her so her morals and values when they are related to money will generally be loose and desperate. Get rich by any means necessary or die trying is what these women instill in their children. So is it any wonder that someone trying to break into the entertainment business will do whatever he thinks the corporate bosses want him to do?

I’m gonna stop killing these rappers that spit utter claptrap on these mixtapes because some of them have grown up watching their moms put mad lotion on wild niggas ballsachs just to put a peanut butter sardine sandwich inside of their Jansports. That shit is really real right there, but you never hear that shit on no rap song. You never hear a rap song where they big up fathers either. Other than that homo-erotic shit that Weezy has with Baby. Maybe there’s one or two songs out there but most of the shit is always on some ‘Dear Momma’ shit. This is why I give Paul Wall his props because he is definitely gonna be a father to his children. So when his kids get grown and they have to choose between being shitbags that will do anything for paper, or being grown folks who can negotiate the moral responsibility that comes with being an adult they will have the foundation in place to make that choice. There ain’t nothing wrong with being grown.

Tell me I’m lying.

hoodrat love

Race! What Is It Good For? Absolutely Nothing!

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

niggas

Can someone please explain this race shit to me, as opposed to ethnicity, religion or nationality? It’s such a bogus social construct, but we all have everything we know invested in it.

I feel bad for my mom who recently became a homeowner in the Atlanta suburb of Marietta. Georgia seemed odd to me some ten years since my last visit. It seemed as if it were expunged of it’s history and it’s heritage. Not that history and heritage are always pleasant recollections either, but there was always something valorous to me about the old crusty southerner that thought the civil war was still being fought. I prefer him to the DAVID DUKE acolytes that publish the New York Times.

Georgia you need to stand the fuck up. Y’all niggas was all beside yourself when that hooker broad accused them Duke boys of raping her junkie azz, but I don’t hear shit from y’all when all of your state lawmakers vote to refuse a public apology for slavery and then pass a bill to create a Confederate Heritage Month. Something tells me that you niggas in Georgia are too busy snapping your fingers and leanin’ wit’ it, and rockin’ wit’ it.

Don’t look for no answers from the popular artistic community either. Them niggers is wearing white gloves and soft-shoeing in Chevrolet commercials. The nerve of fools to be from Atlanta and call themselves the ‘King of the South’. Good thing KING is dead already because his azz would be committing suicide if he saw all the trouble and police dogs and fireman hoses that he endured for this bullshit.

niggars

The worst story that came to me today was the one about the couple from New York who went to a fertilization clinic to give the woman some legit sperm, but they ended up giving her some nigger dick. You see, it turns out that her husband’s dick was broken and he couldn’t put any sperm in her egg crate. They knew that she was given nigger dick when the baby came out the pocket with dark skin. The doctor that supervised the nigger dick injection told the lady that since her own background was Caribbean there was a chance that a strain of nigger dick DNA ran through her bloodline.

What was that for? The last people that you need to call Black are the ones that think they are passing. Here you have a housewife totally acclimated and comfortable in the white world of privilege and now you go and tell her that she is actually a nigger that’s only passing?!? Shame on you doctor for telling the truth from the soundproof booth. Yes she’s a nigger, and yes her babies are also part nigger, but why does she have to be reminded of this everyday when she let’s this obviously nigger baby live under her roof?

My advice to the nigger-in-denial housewife is to give your nigger baby to MADONNA or ANGELINA JOLIE. Them ho’s love that shit.

DOGWALKERS = CRACKHEADS

Thursday, March 22nd, 2007

dog walker

In a manner of speaking, because both of these groups portend to a decline in the quality of life. With crackheads it’s the fact that your car’s back window gets broken every three to six months and with dogwalkers it’s the fact that as soon as the snow melts you find yourself constantly stepping in shit.

My biggest problem with the dogwalkers is their sense of privilege and entitlement that they have simply because they aren’t crackheads. As if they and their expensive dogs make my neighborhood better simply because of their presence. Not only do dogwalkers make my sidewalks shitty but they also lead to price increases in rent and other services. It’s assumed by business people that if anyone can afford to shelter and feed a non-productive member of their household then they wouldn’t mind paying extra for orange juice. O.K. We’ll make it organic orange juice.

COMBAT JACK asked me to kill the scatalogical posts, but I’m just tired of the shit on the sidewalks.

DALLASPENN.COM Is Big And Tasty

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

big and tasty

RAFI’s and my initial video project, ‘The Ghetto Big Mac’, is nearing the “100,00 viewed” mark which in the YouTube universe is a certifiable hit. Our next project has a directly pointed social commentary aspect which may or may not translate into as many views as the GBM, but it will certainly be more important to watch.

In the meantime and in between time why don’t you look at the Ghetto Big Mac video one more time with me. Shouts to EDITMASTER CAZ on the director’s tip (no LOUGANIS).

AMERICA’s NEXT TOP CRIMINAL NANNY

Monday, March 19th, 2007

amy fisher

I had been siting on these pics for several months in the hope of creating a spinoff show to ‘America’s Next Top Model’ and ‘America’s Most Wanted’. It was going to be a reality show where all of these ladies lived in a house together and killed each other until only one person was left. I even received some writing help from several of my blog author buddies, but alas the censors (my imagination) disallowed the drop. So these photos have languished in my secret galleries until now.

Instead of killing off these ladies how about we let them live, and let them show our children how to live as well. It’s Women’s History Month and we should admire and respect the talents of all women. including the criminally insane. Imagine that some of these women were furloghed from their prison sentences to work at the local day care center (this happens in Black neighborhoods – everyday), which one of these women’s criminal talents do you think would serve our children best? Let’s take a look at the contestants…

deb DEBORA KAREN TOOLE
Resisting arrest
Driving without a valid license
Stolen license plate on vehicle

viv VIVIAN DOROTHY MAE KNIGHT
Scheme to defraud
Criminal possession and use of personal identification

viz VISION CIERRA WALLACE
Possession of cocaine
Intent to deliver

angie ANGELA DAWN McCOURT
Driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

angie VALINDA MARITTA BROWN
11 counts of dealing in stolen property

essie ESSIE BELL SPELL
Violation of probation
Warrant for one count of battery
battery on firefighter or intake officer