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JAY-Z: The Capitalist’s Manifesto…

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

jigger

I’m no fan of JAY-Z in the least bit, but I peeped NAH’RIGHT the other night and he posted some JAY-Z lyrics to one of his upcoming songs/freestyles from the new album and I admit that I enjoyed the theme. What more can I say? There is a reason why dude is so popular and that’s because he can transfer to his audience the fact that he loves what he does professionally. Most of the time.

A couple of weekends ago there was a ton of noise made from the not so secret leak of his new album’s first single. The single ‘Show Me What You Got’ has been made into several videos up to this point ad is pretty much fading from our memory as we await the leaks of more singles and videos. I wonder why the administration over at Universal was so disturbed by the public preview of JAY-Z’s new works. Leaks in the record business amount to nothing more than movie previews or press releases with music in the background. JAY-Z is just about the only sure thing left in the soundscape for recording artists and these previews were great P.R. events that wetted the public’s appetite. What was the problem here?

I think the problem that has arisen is that you folks on the internets are gaining too much knowledge (read: power) as consumers. It’s not just you geeks with your turbocharged PC’s downloading the new shiite, it’s all the other kids that we share our information with via XXL online, MySpace, FaceBook, AIM and BlackPlanet (yeah, I still use BlackPlanet – F.U.). No record label can slip any bullhit past us and this is what has them scared. They can’t try to sell us some shit that has sat in the can for 3 months any longer because we demand that next, next new. To his credit, JAY-Z understands how fickle we are as consumers and he constructs his image around being that dude with the access to the exclusive shiite. That means name dropping all kinds of obscure designers and products.

Maybe that’s why I love his latest move as Budweiser pitchman so much. I can afford a six pack of Bud Select on my blogger’s salary ($0 per year before taxes). I’ll never forget the day i was shopping on Fulton Street across from Albee Square Mall several years ago. From one of the sidewalk speakers the song Jigga, My Nigga’ blared as pedestrians walked the block. This sister was walking with her son holding her hand and dude couldn’t have been older than five or six years old and he was singing the chorus to that song which almost sounds like a nursery rhyme. Right then I realized that we were on the express bus to Hell in a handbasket.

Albeit, a Hermes handbasket.

ROC-A-FELLA y’all.

I SMELL… PUSSY! (AGAIN)

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

kerry

I almost caught a massive beatdown the other night at B.B. KING’s at one of their Tuesday night Hip-Hop concerts. B.B. KING’s is dope because they don’t frisk you at all, so you can smuggle in a forty of Olde Paint, a box of Dutchs and a ‘Z’ of that water, nah’mean?!? You could also bring in your serated edge army knife and your biscuit too. I found myself on the wrong end of several angry dudes who might have had too much to drink themselves. Thankfully, for me cooler heads prevailed, but in all honesty I should be writing to y’all from a hospital bed. The lesson that I learned yet again is to keep my mouth shut unless my hardbody crew is in the building, with they biscuits. JOHN KERRY, heed this advice.

When KERRY made his remarks the other day he spoke truth to power. Unfortunately, power concedes nothing, not even the truth. So now KERRY runs for cover as the Administration conflates his speech into an anti-soldier diss track. KERRY is part of the problem anyhoo, being one of the Senators that spooned the president’s sacks when the drums were first beaten to rush into Iraq, but to allow your important speech to be misinterpreted by the GOP operatives who are still scrambling to mitigate the damage done by the homofied House of Rep MARK FOLEY is a shame.

The poor and the undereducated have always been the cannon fodder for this country. The monied elite can send their children to other countries or get them a desk job with the National Guard, but the working class families are always the ones to lose when there is money to be made. The problem in Washington has become the fact that no one along the beltway has the courage to do the right thing, if that means showing a politician the door several years ago when his inappropriate behavior with children becomes public or showing a president that the people of America deserve a true leader and not simply a vacuous rhetoric machine a la MAX HEADROOM.

JOHN KERRY you receive a HOE SIT DOWN! for your inability to articulate why the war in Iraq is simultaneously a war on America’s poor and under-educated citizens.

5 DAYS UNTIL ‘KINGDOM COME’…

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

rocafella

Show that nigga DAME DASH some respect for creating the JAY-Z character based on that hustler from Harlem World called A.Z.

Just because DAME DASH is a cultural hustler and a parasite to the community doesn’t mean that we can’t recognize how well he formed the ROC-A-FELLA brand based on a stable of artists anchored by JAY-Z.

By the way, is there still a ROC-A-FELLA brand?!?

That’s Ms. Dewey To You!

Thursday, November 2nd, 2006

nookie

Editor’s note: We finally get to hear from the person responsible for building this website. JACQUI HERNANDEZ is one of my closest and most trusted friends. She rode with me when I went to attack ESSENCE for perpetuating racism. We both knew how lucky we were that we made it out of their building alive. JACQUI understands all the nuts and bolts stuff about computers, but she also understands that computers are tools like hammers and shovels. Some of us will use them to dig through dirt and unearth truth and some of us will use them to get our virtual bang on. Whatever is clever with JACQUI and we’re lucky whenever she stops by to help us clean up our hard drive.

janina

Hey DP,

I know you’ve been after me for a minute to do more than enjoy the slap of usb cables ’round my ankles, so I figured I’d drop this by your way.

Check this chica out:

www.msdewey.com

She’s a sassy, non-Mexican broad who manages to be both funny and sharp. I snorted with laughter at her response when I put your name on blast. And though she’s got plenty of snark to go around (type “soccer” in the search field), you still want to know what she’s wearing on her feet.

Personally, I found her most amusing when I typed “blowjob” in the search function. Homegirl informed me it was illegal in 33 states to even think such a thing BUT when I typed “cunnilingus” she reeled me in, whipped out her riding crop and with a knowing eyebrow [thwack] noted that it is in a girl’s best interest [thwack] to always be prepared. [Thwack.]

Ms. Dewey is apparently gunning for JLo, circa 2001.

Naturally, nothing this delicious comes without strings. Turns out Ms. Dewey is actually linkbait to trick poor unsuspecting geeks sitting in their parent’s basement, sipping KoolAid through a silly straw, into using Microsoft’s live search engine. It’s part of their global offensive against all things Google in the battle for dominance on the galactic stage known as The Internets. Though she covers for her corporate daddy well (try searching for “white house” or “war”), one can tell she has a clear preference for the Redmond boys in pleated khakis (you know I’m no fan of the Gates empire, but still this made me laugh).

And she’s not even virtual! Which suddenly puts everything in perspective. How advanced can Microsoft product be if it has to rely on a yet another ethnically ambiguous d-list fake lesbian to sell its search engine? I mean come on, she’s not even not real?!??!?

Most probably, Microsoft chose her because she was able to authentically tap into the whole “street vernacular” that’s popular with the kids these days. Must come from growing up near a prison. Who knew that the Hindi rap game was so hard?

In the end, I’m not hating on Ms. Dewey nee Gavankar, ethnically ambiguous though she may be. Frankly, my greatest satisfaction came from figuring out how to stump her cold.

I would tell you how, but then where’s the fun in that? After all, cada menina tem seus segredos, vocĂȘ sabe…

Ciao,
Harry

GAME REBELLION: Live In Concert

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

fatboyslim

I’m never gonna be a rock star, but if I could be in a rock band I would be part of GAME REBELLION. These fools know how to rock out with they cocks out. Never any MARK FOLEY in the steez either.

GAME REBELLION gives it to you raw and uncut. They are gonna do their thing like a greasy Chinese kitchen chicken wing this Thursday. Peep the lineup…

2006 CMJ Music Festival
Thursday November 2nd
@ The Canal Room
285 West Broadway, NYC

7:00 – J DAVEY
8:00 – GAME REBELLION
9:00 – BUILDING BETTER BOMBS & POS
10:00 – CX KIDTRONIX & DEUCE GANGSTA
11:00 – M-1(dead prez)
12:00 – JAMES SPOONER (‘Afro Punk’) on the DJ set

You wanna see how busy these fools get?

SAVE ME


THE SUN

Don’t even front, I know they got you open kid.