The original Mayor SLICKBACK McCHEESE practicing his form.
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The Devil Made Him Do It…
Sunday, September 24th, 2006
Before I get up in Harlem’s House of Reps CHARLES RANGEL’s azz (no LEVAR BURTON) I just wanted to submit further proof to you that ’80s babies don’t know shit.
As I was walking through midtown Manhattan to meet up with my ladyfriend for dinner I saw the Honorable Doctor Reverend JESSE JACKSON with a small entourage going into their hotel. I admit to be slightly joyous to see the Reverend and I yelled to him, “Run JESSE, Run!” A huge cheesesmile wrapped around my face when the Reverend turned around and raised his hand. The police officer that was nearest to me told me that she didn’t find my remarks amusing in the least. I asked her how old she was. She replied that it was none of my business and that my statement was in effect a problem. I then told her that I asked her age because what I shouted out was JESSE JACKSON’s campaign slogan in the 1984 presidential primaries. The cop then admitted that she would have only been two years old at the time. Like many people have already said on the site… ’80s babies don’t know shit.
The new buzz about HUGO CHAVEZ is how the mainstream media has taken umbrage to his rant. Inside of the United States, talking truth to power has to be couched inside of a comedy routine or a cartoon. Otherwise people become very uncomfortable. Like I told you people before, supremacy is the inconvenient truth. At some point in the story of humnakind this fact will have to make itself blatant again, but for the time being we aren’t supoosed to speak on the white elephant sitting in our living rooms. With all the BILL O’REILLY slash RUSH LIMBAUGHs that got their faces pushed out of place by CHAVEZ remarks the MSM chose to highlight the rebuke of CHAVEZ from a local New York politrickster.
Talk about a schwartze in a fancy schmatte, CHARLES RANGEL never met a buffet table that he didn’t like and when the White House told him to get his fat ass on the newsreels he hopped right to it. Vintage house nigger status.
“You don’t come into my country, you don’t come into my congressional district, and you don’t condemn my president. If there’s any crticism of President Bush, it should be restricted to Americans – whether we voted for him or not.”
CHARLES RANGEL needs a ‘HO SIT DOWN!’ for opening his fat mouth. In the over thirty years that RANGEL has been reppin’ Harlem in the U.S. House of Representatives what do the niggers in his Harlem congressional district have to show for his work. The lowest test scores in the state for reading and math. The lowest family net wealth per capita. The only thing that keeps Harlem from being as poor and drug dependent as the South Bronx are all the dogwalkers that were able to buy brownstones when the crack epidemic 1980’s reduced Harlem’s property values to scratch. CHARLES RANGEL was bought and sold even before that so his stake in Harlem is totally superficial.
I blame you uptown niggers for letting this man get fat on your creative and moral equity. It’s time for more of you niggers to switch party affiliations and vote that cracker RANGEL into retirement. Peep the quote attributed to RANGEL in the attached image. Yeah, I agree that the myth of supremacy must be shattered, because it’s NOT a myth. It is real and it goes down on the regulack. The single greatest trick of the devil was convincing people that he didn’t exist. The second greatest trick of the devil was in making people think he was dumb.
HUGO CHAVEZ, Professional Shit Talker…
Thursday, September 21st, 2006
Props to CHE GUEVARA for making such kick azz t-shirts…
Just the other day I was hoping someone would wild out at the U.N. General Assembly meeting and put white supremacy on blast. Your mans-n-them, HUGO CHAVEZ stepped up and called out your boy G DUBBZ for being all full of shiite and reppin’ that imperialism by crip walking on Iraq. The big mistake that CHAVEZ made was by calling shenanigans on Zionism. Israel is surely going to wipe the Palestinians off the map similiar to the way the native Americans took the ‘L’ here in the States and they may just have to serve up CHAVEZ for even mentioning their name. As much as homie flies in planes he better start carrying a parachute. Cause it’s going down.
Getting past the comedic rhetoric and confident bluster of CHAVEZ’ speech is essentially the fact that the U.N. is just a theatre. The state actors are just actors and performers without the charisma of even a voice over artist. The United Nations General Assembly is an exercise in false pretenses and futility. Just like the Senate on Coruscant, it has been emasculated by the Sith Lords and it should be voided. The United States doesn’t need the U.N. to issue their permission when we want to put our foot in someone’s azz and subsequently we don’t care about any humanitarian issues in Afghanistan or Palestine. Them niggas need to get with this Imperial crip walk.
I’m Sure We Can Blame The Mexicans…
Thursday, September 21st, 2006
And just when Mexicans were slipping on the DP dot com ‘Gully Meter’, up jumps the boogie. Some of you may have heard about the story of a woman being dragged from a car by a noose for over a mile. Looks like one Mexican family assimilated the American domestic abuse lifestyle to the fullest.
That’s what happens when the Mexicans come to this country and they start watching regular American television instead of TeleMundo or Noticias. They lose their fucking minds. This woman was watching OPRAH and those sassy Negro judge lady court programs and she forgot to fix her husband his pernil, arroz blanco and habichuelas. She prah’lee replied to him all sassy like those Black women do and rolled her neck and wagged her finger. My man wasn’t having any of that. He jumped on that ass right quick and put a rope around her neck and tied the rope to his Ford Pinto.
This is going to be the biggest problem with bringing Mexicans here into America to rebuild our country. They have a penchant for uber-machismo and subsequently they end up killing women. I guess that goes back to their Mayan roots, but here in America you can’t just kill a woman because she isn’t a virgin any longer. Most women here aren’t virgins after their 14th birthdays. Here in America we don’t kill our unruly women. We just whip them with electrical cords or place hot steam irons on their shirts, while they’re still wearing them. These Mexican dudes have the game all wrong.
We Barely Even Knew Ye…
Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
U.N. President KOFI ANNAN gave his final address to the General Assembly of the United Nations yesterday afternoon. Come January there will be another person from some lowly third world country occupying that post. In ten years ANNAN hasn’t been able to do shit about shirley. Supremacy still rules the roost at the U.N. and supremacy decides which countries receive supplies and medicines and which countries are labeled as terrorists and anti-semites.
I’m still waiting for the world leader to jump up and scream ‘Shenanigans to White Supremacy!’ This dude from Iran almost did it, but then he went off on some Jewish rant. You know no one from Africa is going to do it because that continent is in such a destabilized condition almost anyone can be a presidential candidate. Chad anyone?!?
The Chinese are the ones to watch because they just stay in the corner all quiet and shit and be steady stacking that paper. You know how much money they have made alone on those cheap azz mesh house shoes all the ghetto girls wear? Don’t sleep, the Chinese make them flip flops too. Like in a few years peep and see if GEORGE WASHINGTON’s eyes don’t get a little slanty. Although I wouldn’t mind be able to elect a Chinese guy for president. SONNY CHIBA is way more kick azz than ARNOLD.
I wonder if Antartica has a representative at the U.N.? You would think that a whole ‘nother continent deserves at least one representative. I know that the U.S. anf France and the U.K. and several other countries have illuminati outposts down there, but shouldn’t this entire continent have at least one soverign nation. It could be ruled by Emperor penguins and the prime minister could be the Penguin (btw, I liked BURGESS MEREDITH, but DeVITO killed that role). I just don’t see how a mass of land as big as Antartica doesn’t have some crazy nationalistic white people clamboring over it.
As the death toll in Iraq flys higher than a North Korean test missile its obvious that the U.N. has outlived its’ publicized raison d’etre. On second thought I don’t think it ever was concerned with providing a democratic voice for the disenfranchised. It’s unstated purpose is to keep supremacy in place as the dominant socio-eco-political system on the planet. Whether or not you have WMD’s and whether or not you enrich uranium for militaristic purposes you better realize that this is the order of the day. If you don’t respect that fact just take note of the 140,000+ American soldiers in the desert right now waiting to get into your azz.
No JIM McGREEVEY to that last sentence.