Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

It’s Just A Friendly Game Of Baseball…

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

reggie

Peace to the Main Source and BioChemical Slang.

I was up in Harlem this weekend and I noticed how all the beisbol diamonds are occupied by little Dominican boys from el campo, while all the morenitos are on the basketball courts. The kids are totally segregated socially and culturally. I remember just a few years ago when I was a kid and we had Cuban boys in my neighborhood and they played baseball, basketball and football. Their language didn’t seperate them and neither did their upbringing.

Sports in America has always been the barometer for how we relate to one another across all kinds of lines, real and virtual. No sport has been of greater influence to the working class people of this country than baseball has. It has served as recreation and meditation, it has helped assimilation and upward mobilization.

I wonder if the parents of the Dominican kids tell their children not to fuck with the Black kids because of the supremacist fate that will await them? In a few more generations the quote unquote Black population of America will be overtaken by the Blacks from the Carribbean, South America and Africa. These peoples do not readily accept the designation of Black as neither do the mulattos, quadroons, octaroons, etc. There will come a point when urban housing projects act like the Indian reservations of the Midwest do. They will house a Black population that is totally disenfranchised and dependent on social programs for their subsistence.

I won’t be surprised then when I see a professional sports team named the Carolina Coons. I already have their fitted caps in home and away Bloods and Crips colors.

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XXL Just Got A Few Sizes Larger…

Monday, September 18th, 2006

billy sunday

The four horsemen of the blogocalypse are now at the XXL magazine website since they just published your cousin BILLY SUNDAY today.

BOL from byroncrawford.com
FRESH from Crunk and Disco
ESKAY from Nah’ Right

and now BILLY SUNDAY (for one week only)

Hip-Hop on a whole ‘nother level. Niggas ain’t even ready…

WHO FORGOT THE BLACK OLIVES?!?

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

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I caught this story over the weekend about the re-emergence of one of America’s disturbing icons, the lawn jockey. It seems that people have taken to decorating their homes with these figures as a way of reaching back into the past. Many Americans claim to be so removed from the notion of chattel slavery that the garden ornamentation is only considered a whimsy decoration. That my friends, is that supremacist bullshit we talk about over here.

In New Hampshire, they allow the Director of Ports and Harbors to cuss like a sailor. Apparently the term ‘sandnigger’ isn’t considered racially derogatory since it doesn’t refer to African Americans but instead to people of middle eastern descent who are classified as white by the F.B.I. All I know is that when the governor’s name is JOHN LYNCH no one with one drop of Black blood is safe up in that piece.

Philadelphia’s quarterback, DONOVAN McNABB, continues to make RUSH LIMBAUGH appear to be something more than a drug abusing lard ass.

ROOSEVELT WASHINGTON JACKSON LINKING

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

jackson

I will bet any of you there is a Black man with this name somewhere in America.

This might be a lazy Sunday for the people at DP dot com, but there are folks out there grinding on this bloggy shit like it’s getting them some of that good white girl P.U. That JESSICA SIMPSON snatch, nah’mean?!? If JESSICA SIMPSON doesn’t do it for you then just insert the foxyest piece of white tail that you know. Yup, that’s the best thing that a Black man can ever hope for. Some sweet milky meat from the master’s house. Now y’all got me off my topic which is to highlight some of the dudes that aren’t taking any days off on their blog grizzly.

JEROME BAKER
is a number #1 tastemaker and bird gang fly guy. Better Than Yours isn’t just his brand, it’s his lifestyle.

SPLIFF HUXTABLE
is one of the blog world’s best kept secrets. He proves that being a Hip-Hop connoisseur doesn’t mean that you have to be a cornball. His instrumental drops have my iPod on smash.

UNKUT dot com is one of the first real Hip-Hop fansites that didn’t suck and didn’t pander to any of the trends in rap music (except weedcarrying). Years from now I exprect ROBBIE to be a professor emeritus at Brown, Dartmouth or Cornell giving his lectures on long forgotten tracks like the joint from my cousin Slade Savage.

The Assimilated Negro
might be the funniest site on the internets if you love snark and triple-entendre. It might also be one of the sites next to Jimi Izrael that I will openly credit for having better writing than mine on the regulack.

AMADEO SOGNI is one of the sites that I share a kindred friendship with (no Siegfried & Roy). He always manages to excavate the best YouTube clips from Adult Swim. Plus he is the only other cat on these internets that knows how to pick up a lady at a free concert and the name of the company that manufactures T.I.E. fighters.

NERDS UNITE!!!

True MySpace Stories: Pimp’n Ain’t Easy

Saturday, September 16th, 2006

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I’d love to tell you the stories of the reckless sex and drug filled parties that I have been going to now that BLU CHEEZ is a player on MySpace, but the truth is that we haven’t been offered a single B.J. or even an H.J. Yeah, there are wild amounts of young poon, but they all gravitate to the celeb (sho’ya right) pages.

In an effort to further this research project I was hoping to get some feedback from y’all on what makes a really good MySpace page. Do I need to have one of those crazy hypnotic backgrounds with circles spinning around all over the place, or should I go the music route and play some of the contemporary sounds that the young ladies love like FERGIE and FITTY and DIPSET?

Here’s what the page looks like right now