Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

Zionism Is For The Kids…

Monday, July 24th, 2006

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Since you bitches were too squeamish to enjoy the interracial love pictures I yanked them from the rotation. Love, or the act of making it and faking it, is what puts people on this planet. If those images bother you then maybe you’d like to see the things that remove people from the Earth.

Israel is kicking azz so hard right now it’s not even funny. It’s like watching the LARRY BROWN coached Knicks playing against Miami, or Detroit, or Cleveland, or Chicago, or anybody. I knew it was going to go down so super ugly for two important reasons. 1) Israel has some really illmatic weapons and 2) Israel likes to kill Arab children.

Remember that the soverign state Israel was created after WWII because England and France wanted to relocate the displaced Germans. Palestine was a perfect spot because it allowed the West to retain a staging area inside the Middle East. The Israelis are essentially relocated Europeans. For thousands of years Europeans have existed on the threshhold of extinction themselves. The fallow soil and lack of wildlife meant that some winters would be survived only if they ate their own offspring.

Don’t become a pussy now and act like you can’t finish reading this post. I will include some pictures at the end for those of you who can’t read too well, but like I was saying, there were some winters that were so brutal that the family had to grill their youngest child. This was done in order for the family unit to survive, but it also describes just how fucked up it must be to come from a region that doesn’t sustain life naturally. I hear people bitch and moan about SONY adverts being racist, and such and such being racist, but I don’t think any of these people truly understand how deep it gets. Supremacists will eat their own kids. So why should they give a flying fuck about you and your needs?!?

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How great are these pictures form the Middle East? Peep the little girls writing messages to the Lebanese children on the outsides of the artillery shells. It’s like friends and family day at the shelling station. It kind of reminds me of these types family day bus-outing photographs.

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I’m sorry, but has anyone picked up the phallic conotations of these little girls being intimate with these big brown missiles?

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Good news! Looks like the messages from the Israeli children have been delivered to the Lebanese kids. Too bad they just couldn’t send an e-mail.

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BILLY SUNDAY’s Back To A Blackout

Monday, July 24th, 2006

billy sunday

I can’t disappear for a minute without y’all fucking up some shit?!?

Who was running the microwave, the toaster, the waffle iron and the Korean DVD player from the same electrical outlet?

What Would JESUS Say?

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

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I hope that all of you realize that the broadcast comments from G DUBBZ during the G8 lunch were all part of a viral commercial for Diet Coke.

All of us know that Syria is backing Hezbollah. No big news there. The president using curse words? Who the fuck cares? The real winner is the Coca-Cola Company after the president expressed his preference for Diet Coke.

To diffuse this situation the president should hold a press conference where we see him drink a Diet Pepsi. With all that this administration has done to screw up U.S. politics I suppose that’s as close as we are going to get to any bi-partisanship on the Beltway anyhoo.

WHO’s THE MAN?!?

Tuesday, July 18th, 2006

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I know I told you kids that Israel was gonna bring the pain.

Don’t start peeing in your pants now.

MEMO TO Dr. ZHIVAGO: DRIVE SLOW HOMIE

Monday, July 17th, 2006

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I feel that it’s part of our responsibility here to speak to officials from other countries when it appears that our own representatives might be too ‘diplomatic’ to tell them the real deal. I have a feeling that the Russian Premier VLADIMIR PUTIN may have been enjoying the jabs that we take at President BUSH so much that he has decided to join in the fun at the G8 summit.

Sorry Mr.PUTIN(pronounced poot-in), but jokes are only for legimate democracies. Until Russia finally accepts full democritization there will be no jokes or snappy retorts allowed from the Premier or any other Russian dignitaries. Do you know how long it took before we were finally able to silence YAKOV SMINOV?!?

Speaking of Russian exports… Why is the mafia the only thing that Russia makes that works correctly? You can’t get a Russian bicycle or a goddamn roll of toilet paper, but the Russian mafia collects their fees like they wear Swiss watches.