My deposed African brother residing in Toronto, KAMOJI, likes to remind me that the greatest amount of gully peoples living on the planet are inside the dark continent. Who can argue with this great truism. Africa is the birthplace of gully. Can you imagine looking at your neighbors across the street and deciding that you would be willing to sell them into slavery in order to get a new set of cups and plates from the Home Shopping Network?
This is why I don’t particularly care for the Africans in Africa. Those people are the direct descendents of the people that sold my great-grandparents to the Devil. Why should I care how fucked the fuck up their lives have become. Shit is tough all over bitches. But I do care because that is the burden of being one of GOD’s chosen people. You have to care about more than just yourself. You have to understand that the web of life flows through all of us, Black, white, rich, poor, and even the Mexicans. We are only as good as the worst of us, and we is all we got. So in using that standard as a barometer, let’s look at recent news in Africa to see how fucked the fuck up we really are…
Even when Africans come to America they stay on their gully grizzly. An Egyptian couple living in California did they shit on some classic biblical shit by keeping a slave. Let my peoples go motherfucker!
Let me find out your boy TYSON BECKFORD is modeling in Mogadishu?!?
Damn sonn, times ARE really hard on the boulevard.
AIDS, famine and civil war are an almost invincible hat trick, but when you add in heroin addiction, I don’t even think GRETZKY could pull that one off.
We enjoyed a laugh or two at DIDDY’s ‘Vote Or Die’ marketing campaign a couple of years ago. In the Congo however, they keep it so real that it’s just wrong. And it looks like there’s going to be a grip more folks dying before the votes are counted. With three dozen candidates all vying for the office of president I say they should have a cage match with all the candidates and about ten lions. Whoever ends up with the most appendages left on their body gets to be president.
Hmmm, that wouldn’t be a half bad system to bring across the pond for the November ballots.
