Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

I.C. Summer = CHEAKOVER

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

I don’t think you’re ready for the I.C. movement this summer. In just one week we will take that shit to the ‘nother level. Walk with us as we guide you thru New York City.

I.C. NYC

No Pity in the Naked City (I.C. NYC promo) from Internets Celebrities on Vimeo.

ARMAGEDDON’s SOUNDTRACK…

Friday, May 20th, 2011

WHAT’s THE FLAVOR!?!

D-CEP!!!

HAIL MEG!

I’m putting this soundtrack on my iPod just in case I see Megatron again walking the streets of Brooklyn over the weekend.

PURPLE REIGN: LORD VITAL, HEADSTRONG, MIZ MAN and CYCLONUS

mega

Sinning And Winning For The Rapture…

Friday, May 20th, 2011


In just 24 hours the rapture will be upon mankind. No, not a Blondie reunion concert, but the whole rapture from the book of Revelations with the pale white horse and the cataclysmic catechism.

It kind’a sux that the Internets Celebrities are rolling out a brand new series of films on June 1st because some of you folks won’t be around to see them. We put our hearts and souls into these movies when we prA’li should have been spending that time in church.

Just know that the I.C.s will be on the team that is fighting against the armies of Satan and pretty much anyone trying to hate on the internets. If this is mankind’s final stand then at least feel good about us because we are bringing truth to power, and power to the people.

Actually, we’re kind of illuminating…

Schwarze Negger = Black Plowman…

Thursday, May 19th, 2011

Do you remember in 2008 when Arnold Schwarzenegger was criticized for referring to a Latina legislator in California as hot-blooded?

Dude knew how spanish chicks got down because he already had a latin baby momma even before he took his seat in the Golden State governor’s mansion. Schwarzenegger was apparently taking the ‘plowman’ part of his surname to heart.

If you love schadenfreude as much as me you will love to see all the Republican lawmakers crawl out from their fox(news)holes throw Arnold under the political bus. Just a few short years ago he was a political darling in the Republican party. There were even some movements afoot to put him in the direction of the White House.

As long as Republican’s push a moral agenda alongside their xenophobia they will be losers because for the most part they are all philandering, homosexual criminals.

7-11 Are The Bloodsuckers Of The Poor…

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

The 7-11 convenience store in my neighborhood is operated by a cabal of pirates. These people frequently change prices to items within the store even if that item has a price tag or a posted price. I can realize that I’m not the only person they do this to, but I’m the only person who demands my rights as a customer.

I’m about to take this battle to the top of the veritable food chain at the corporation. Walk with me as I attempt to restore some equity to the American working poor.