Archive for the ‘Social Upheaval’ Category

Who Is For The Children?!?

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

broken doll

DP Iz 4 Tha’ Kidz…

The US economy has dipped so low that even white babies are being abandoned on the sidewalks.

White baby dolls that is.

Reminiscing on the Kenneth Clark experiments of the 1950’s we find that in a downturned, depressed economy not even the doll that resembles a white child is one that people want to adopt.

INTERNETS = INTER-connected NETworkS…

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

lol ratz

I have noticed that some folks are honestly afraid to embrace their internets status.

They giggle when they say the ‘S’ at the end as if that is a guilty pleasure.

Being an internets however is an actual fact.

There are many inter-connected networks that we use to commune across the globe to share our ideas on everything from politics to fashion from profundity to fundamentalism.

Finding people that share your common values is the triumph of the trinity featuring God, AL GORE and GEORGE BUSH Jr.

Long live the internets.

The Baddest MF’s Of All Time…

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

khmer rouge

The Khmer Rouge give the color rouge a really bad name. In only four short years they managed to kill over 2 million people in Cambodia. They were on pace to pwn the records set by the Nazis and the Stalinist Russians. Two million people in four years is 500k per annum. That is more than a thousand bodies a day.

Who the fuck has time to kill more than a thousand bodies a day? People need to respect the way Asian folks can automate and mass produce anything. Even death. For America to get their murder rate weight up to that level we have to unleash bombs laden with uranium and white phosphorous to poison the drinking water of the Iraqis.

Bombs from the sky are cowardly though when you consider that the Khmer Rouge did their killing on a house to house basis. And I also think that the Khmer Rouge deserved some props for their murderous efficiency. Each adult received a single bullet to the brain while infants and children under three were left to starve to death.

You don’t have to believe a word I’m saying either. One of the dudes from the Killing Fields is on that ‘Start Snitching’ shit.

General Motor’s C.E.O. = A Junkyard Dog…

Monday, March 30th, 2009

big 3

General Motors chief executive RICK WAGONER has been forced to fall on his own sword in order for G.M. to receive an extra $17billion in welfare benefits from the government.

General Motors has plans to sever 50,000 jobs in order to make their company competitive again. I wonder if G.M. plans on rolling out a car to compete with the TaTa shitbox?

American car companies should be getting bailouts from Exxon and Amoco since they have made vehicles that have only benefited those companies and not the American consumer.

Pre-menstrual Promotional Sales…

Monday, March 30th, 2009

shopaholic

Researchers have determined that women are vulnerable to fits of impulse shopping when their Aunt Rose is coming ot town.

I wonder what causes men to over-consume?

I think in both cases it is the result of the buffeting of messages regarding consumption that our minds receive. Constant, non-stop, round the clock provocations to consume despite the cost are what fills our brains.

I haven’t seen the above movie yet, but I did read the book and I found it totally enjoyable. The main character has to examine herself and defend her consumption at every turn. All she manages to do is go deeper into debt.

If we weren’t in a debt so large would we be able to consider ourselves so rich?