Somebody tell my nigga Sean P that I does this.
No, no, no, no, no, no…
I DOES THIS!!!
Okay, my bad for recycling that Batman ‘fit but don’t act like I’m talkin’ cray.
I DOES THIS!!!
But f’real tho’ I really mean it like DipSet
I DOES THIS!!!
Somebody tell my nigga Sean P that I does this.
No, no, no, no, no, no…
I DOES THIS!!!
Okay, my bad for recycling that Batman ‘fit but don’t act like I’m talkin’ cray.
I DOES THIS!!!
But f’real tho’ I really mean it like DipSet
I DOES THIS!!!
There’s rules to this shit…
You can never say that Sean P isn’t mindful of the old adage ‘Each One, Teach One’. Sometimes he has to teach people by smacking fire from they mouf. Other times he can teach people just by telling them the way to walk right.
Sean P was hoping that by posting these Real Nigga Rules from time to time some of y’all dumb motherfuckers might could gain some understanding and wisdom. Hope springs eternal I suppose. You. Must. Learn…
You might would be surprised how many people get their lights punched out by not knowing this rule. If you tell someone in the ‘hood to suck your dick you better know how to fight real good. You’ve just ordered them to fellatio. Now why would you do that? Why would you want another man’s mouf on your privates, unless, that’s what you want?
A dude’s baby moms is a prickly pear. She might be in the process of taking this nigga to family court or some other legal type shit over child support. You don’t wanna be over your man’s house smoking blunts, drinking malt liquors when he finds out you been scraping his BM.
Real Nigga Rule 4 is connected to RNRule 2 in that children are the treasure of real niggas everywhere. Real Niggas is fathers to they children even if they don’t FUXXX with the baby’s moms. The dudes who remain connected to their children can hope for their kids to also grow up to be real niggas themselves as opposed to these squirrely, snitch ass, sucka ass faggots who unfortunately populate the ‘hood.
More Real Nigga Rules if you follow Sean Price on TWitter.
Sean Price was right last week when he told me I was selfish. He and I had spoken only a week earlier about the the new Nike SC Trainers about to drop and we both agreed how dope they were.
Then Sean P saw my EFF Dr.JAY’s video with those same sneakers and blasted me for not telling him they were out. The subsequent ‘FUCK DALLAS PENN’ meme would shut down my TWitter timeline for several days.
I was prA’li foul for not reminding P that the trainers dropped, altho’ in my defense I actually forgot he and I had talked about them.
But you do know that P couldn’t have skilled the fitted as well as I did?
Yeah, yeah I know… #FUCKDALLASPENN!
The internets cup overfloweth with Sean Mandela music.
Here’s a link to the J-Love mixtape titled Sean Price: Grown Man Rap
Get it while it’s good and get your grown man rap right. No jacket required.
Special guests Sean Price and Dee-1 on the show. I’m taking a hiatus from the Combat Jack Show while I work on making my dreams come true. The Combat Jack Show is still that ish and you should stay logged on.
Get ready for Combat…
The Combat Jack Show (BYOBBBQ2 Recap, Sean Price, Dee1) 8-24-11 by PNCRadio