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Bronsolino x Riff Raff: Hot Shots Part Deux

Thursday, August 30th, 2012

You can close the video at the 2:02 mark like I did, but its a jazzy Bebel Gilberto bossanova sample with one of the weirdest cats in the rap game spitting what I call fire. Riff Raff is definitely a weirdo and he can also rap.

Cinderella, ballerina, Pasadena, pterodactyl, prehistoric, dinosaur, attitude, deductible, Dr.Huxtable. That’s more polysyllabic words in his bars than 93.675% of rappers today. Say what you want about Riff Raff, but that boy got swag in his rap steez.

I FUX with this shit.

Posted in Beardgang, Blipsters = Hipsters, Crappers, Ghetto Celebs, iNternets Celebrities, Pirate Radio Podcast, Straight Laced, white | 7 Comments »

Lady Gaga Does W.D.I.S.L.?

Thursday, August 30th, 2012

What Does It Smell Like?

400 thread count Egyptian cotton bedding…

And giraffe butt?

Posted in Blipsters = Hipsters, Ghetto Celebs, iNternets Celebrities, Lust = Love, Straight Laced, white, Wig Owners | No Comments »

The Lunatics Now Run The Asylum…

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

This is the song on SlaughterHouse’s new album that I can’t stop listening to. This might be Eminem’s best produced track so far. It bounces with the whimsy you might expect from Marshall Mathers, but he also found some great minimalist elements to add the mystery.

I fux with the drum programme he inserted too. Good job Eminem.

Listen to Joell Ortiz. Did you ever doubt his skills? Shame on you playboy. That boy good. I’m gonna review the SlaughterHouse album with a long drop and a few sample tracks. The short on the album is that it’s pop aspirations posing as stadium rap. SlaughterHouse wants you to put your lighters in the air. But this track here is for the rappity juggalos and lyrical nutjobs.

SLAUGHTERHOUSE featuring EMINEM – ‘ASYLUM’ from dallas penn on Vimeo.

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POLITRICKS 2012: RETHUGLICANISM

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

You can’t tell me that New Jersey governor Chris Christie doesn’t steal food from his children’s dinner plates. Or he’s got a problematic thyroid. Ha. These dudes are only the worst, cycnical bullies now holding public office. If a dude takes food from HIS OWN kid’s moufs what do you think he would do to you?

Exactly.

The fact that people support these bullies and blowhards despite their own best interests like Medicare, or social security or simply having a home that isn’t worth bupkus tells me that the lunatics definitely are running the asylum. I don’t think I’m ready for a Republican National Convention right before the Labor Day celebration. Especially since Republican leadership has done more to undermine the American labor force than any cheap Chinese goods could ever do.

Le sigh.

Chris Christie’s RNC Convention keynote speech

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Bam Bam In Billysburg…

Wednesday, August 15th, 2012

To celebrate the release of his weed recipe cookbook, or his joining the Warner Bros. machine, our good buddy Action Bronson will headline the Converse Rubber Tracks concert series on August 23rd at the Music Hall in Williamsburg.

Holy shit! Outdoorsmen in the building!

ACTION BRONSON
MEYHEM LAUREN
FLATBUSH ZOMBIES
TANYA MORGAN

PERFORMING LIVE AUGUST 23RD
66 North 6th St, (between Kent and Wythe Aves)
FREE!!!

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