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Polo x New Balance Got Me Open…

Saturday, July 30th, 2011

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I wasn’t gonna fux with this year’s U.S. Open lifestyle offering. I loved the colorblocking from last year’s knits so much I didn’t feel like dropping a buck on another shirt that I couldn’t respectably rock this season.

That all changed after Rock The Dub sent me a link to the Polo ralph Lauren x New Balance tennis shoe. This is a REAL tennis shoe internets. The instep features a composite material which protects your foot from the abrasion of stopping and starting as you chase volleys on a tennis hardcourt. I’m sure that the New Balance leather is premium also.

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My secret plan is to take Chocolate Snowflake on a dinner date to the Open. You don’t need tickets to enter the pavilion to grab a bite. We will stroll around the shoppes and then BAM! I will slip into the Polo Ralph Lauren store with her and show her how the shoes match the shirt and the hat.

She can’t say no to that can she?

Killing People: #StuffWhitePeopleLike

Monday, July 25th, 2011

norway

Supposedly this dude just wanted to tell people how pissed off he was with the rising tide of Islam in Europe and multiculturalism and the new DeGrassi series.

Doesn’t Norway have some internets like teh Facebooks or a TWitter for this crazy fux to vent his frustrations on?

Oh yeah that’s right, ranting on TWitter is for BLACK people.

America Needs A Hero…

Monday, July 18th, 2011

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In a much simpler time Captain America was the hero that the United States needed. He was created in a laboratory to fight villains who were also made evil thru science. As a narrative for propaganda this was the perfect storm.

The vile German political military industrial complex was threatening our way of life (as we were told) and Captain America was just the man to put everything and everyone back in their place. I feel like the movie was made with the sensibilities of America in the 1940s using modern day CGI tech.

I knew Captain America kicked Nazi ass but I came to know the character as the dude who hung out with the Falcon. When John Byrne did a guest stint on the pencils I got to see the serious side of Captain America.

Cap was hardbody and he was not above killing someone to prove his point. This Baron Blood/Union Jack storyline culminates with Cap beheading Baron Blood and then watching the O.G. Union Jack die of old age. Pretty grim stuff for 10yr olds, but thankfully my old Queens neighborhood was a dumping ground for dead bodies so I wasn’t fazed.

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I love the idea that Captain America’s creation was engineered by Tony Stark’s father using weaponized medicine. The same shit that was prA’li used on those poor dudes in Tuskeegee. It’s crazy to imagine how closely the comic book world resembles our own reality. Weapons manufacturers sell their shit to the highest bidder and then send in their secret agents to confiscate the arms after the checks have been cleared.

All I can say is that the Avengers movie is going to blow the hinges off the fanboy domepiece. Is a comic book revival not too far off in the making? I hope not.

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Going To MoMA…

Saturday, July 16th, 2011

Cultureize ya’selves Internets

Sally’s Song…

Wednesday, July 13th, 2011

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Fiona Apple – ‘Sally’s Song’

Okay, so this is Fiona Apple?

Let me find out?

This was off the Nightmare Before Christmas 3-D soundtrack. Big up to the homey Doug from FludWatches for putting me on.