Archive for the ‘white’ Category

A Bitch Is A Bitch…

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

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Ain’t it a bitch that no one is protesting the sexual assault charges leveled against BEN ROETHLISBERGER. This is Women’s History Month for chrissakes! Where are all the self-righteous people that clung to MICHAEL VICK like sachsweat? Don’t tell me that self-righteousness has an off season?

ROETHLISBERGER has established a pattern of behavior. I’m not allowing him to blame it on the alcohol either. ROETHLISBERGER doesn’t have a drinking problem, I’m the one with a drinking problem. I’m the dude that choose to buy alcohol over paying his cellphone bill. BEN ROETHLISBERGER has a RAPING problem. Alcohol is the excuse he uses for his unauthorized entries [ll].

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At the base of VICK and ROETHLISBERGER is the entitlement that athlete’s assume they have. It’s their world and everyone else is a squirrel trying to get a nut [ll].

ROETHLISBERGER ain’t no dummy tho’ because unlike MIKE VICK he knows how to keep the bitches in check. He’ll just kiss and make up.

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16 Shot Glock >>> 5 Card Draw…

Monday, March 8th, 2010

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Peep this story about how some German gunboys ran up in this national poker tourney and left with bags of cash on some ol’ Hollywood ‘Heat‘ jackmove shit.

Why do the eastern Europeans and Russians always come up with these Hans Gruber capers? Is it because of all the movies that illustrate them to be extremely hardbody criminals? The ‘Die Hard’ franchise alone has done more promotion for the euro uber-crime masterminds than World War II did.

One of the spotrushers had a machete too. I wonder if that dude was a Haitian? If so then at least we know the money will be going to the right place.

SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Frankensteinery…

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

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Editor’s note: This drop was inspired by the Tony Grand$ x getthesenets comments in the Magic Bird brokeback basketball thread. [ll] as always.

Kevin McHale is often referred to as the Frankenstein monster.

His game was as ugly as his mug too.

But for my recollection, the Chief was a better choice.

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Fux it all.

These dudes are the Frankenstein Bros.

Why hasn’t this been made into a television series?

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Magic & Bird: Love & Basketba[ll]…

Friday, March 5th, 2010

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Shouts to my dude A.King from PNC Radio who put me on to this documentary screening at my local watering hole. SODA Bar on Vanderbilt Avenue was hosting the screening. HBO pictures produced this tight little doc about the relationship that two of basketball’s supreme competitors now share together. Magic & Bird is all about the obstacles that these two men had between them when they were pretty much mirror images in their love for the game of basketball and how hard they were willing to work to become winners.

What made the film so compelling is that you got to see a side of Larry Bird that made me wonder why I h8’d dude so much (other than the fact that he was a Celtic). Larry Bird grew up wild poor. Hardbody poor. Magic’s family wasn’t wealthy by any stretch of the imagination, but Magic’s dad didn’t end up merc’king himself like Bird’s dad did. Larry Bird was obsessed with Magic [ll]. With his stats and his achievements. Bird used Magic to propel himself faster and harder [ll]. Magic only wanted a hug from Bird. This shit was more than a bromance, these two wanted to mouf kiss each other.

At one point in the film while Magic was being interviewed he broke down into tears recalling the moment that Larry Bird called him up to ask how he was doing after Magic had publicly disclosed that he was HIV+. For Larry Bird, he secretly viewed Magic as one of his siblings that he constantly fought with but cherished dearly. This fuxing documentary almost made me get a piece of dust in my eye like that gotdamn Antwon Fisher bullshit. I pounded on my chest tho’ and the dust went away. Still and all, this was an incredibly revealing film for these larger than life NBA characters.

The Association needed Magic and Bird and the level of competition that they brought to the league. Magic and Bird needed one another for the challenge of competing and then later on the camaraderie. If you are a fan of the Association then you need this documentary to show you how these two players combined to save professional basketball. Bryant Gumbel’s commentary in this film was heeelarious. The filmmaker’s research and the archival footage used was vainglorious. From the Sopranos, to The Wire, up to Curb Your Enthusiasm, Home Box Office stays winning. Make sure you DVR this movie so you can watch it on repeat.

Magic & Bird: A Courtship Of Rivals
Saturday, March 6th, 8pm

BattleStar Got Another One…

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

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I finally tuned in to the new BSG series ‘Caprica’ and it didn’t disappoint. BattleStar Galactica was the best program on television for its entire run and the only thing that disappointed me was how that shit ended. Caprica is starting off as good as BSG. I’m gonna let a few more episodes fill up Chocolate Snowflake’s DVR and we are gonna have a party at the crib and order Italian food and drink wine while we watch episodes back to back to back marathon style.

None of y’all are invited tho’ because we will be naked.