Archive for the ‘white’ Category

How The West Was White…

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

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The morning news is featuring the story of this hotel owner in New Mexico who forbade the spanish speaking employees from speaking spanish in his presence. Ha, good luck with that in NEW MEXICO. Good luck with that anywhere in the U.S. for that matter.

The hotel owner also told the employees to remove the ethnicity from their names. Marcos begat Mark and Martin begat Martin. But we all know that spanish folks love to say ‘Marteeeen’. Hell, I love to sy it my damn self. Do you remember that scene from ‘Roots’ where Lavar Burton gets publicly whipped until he calls himself Toby?

That was awesome.

Everybody loves this scene. It’s the ultimate description of being owned.

The hotel owner probably lives for the characters that John Wayne portrayed who came into the wild, untamed west and shot Indians in the back and burned the squaws and children alive in their teepees.

Sadly, the hotel owner can’t do that nowadays because of these stupid laws giving rights to the savages but he will be good and sure that his plantation is overseen correctly. This was always America. Living in New York its easy to forget this on most days when police aren’t throwing 50 bullets at you.

The hotel owner’s mandated cultural appropriation isn’t odd to him. It’s what John Wayne would have done on the silver screen. But do we all know about John Wayne’s lifestyle when he wasn’t making a movie?

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Hilary Swank Is For The Kids…

Monday, October 26th, 2009

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HILARY SWANK is one of my favorite actresses but I could swear she was 1/16th Black because of her features. That’s not why I digg her though. She is hot. She is like a hot tomboy who puts on makeup and then walks in the room and blows everyone away with her pizazz. Did I just say pizazz? You hotdamn right.

HILARY is catching some heat right now for an interview she made in which she admitted to being nude before her boyfriend’s 6yr old son. How lucky is this lil’ crumbsnatcher? I spend my every waking hour on the web searching for nude celebrity photos (females, natch) and HILARY SWANK is giving snatch shots to an audience that doesn’t even appreciate that goodness.

HILARY SWANK, I am giving you T-minus 10 seconds to walk nude in my dreams…

Curbing My Enthusiasm…

Monday, October 19th, 2009

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LARRY DAVID rocking the OG VI’s trying to mack on JLD via JLP

The most recent episode of ‘Curb’ is near and dear to me because I dated a fine sister in a chair. Everything that happens in this episode is EXACTLY how it happens in real life. You end up going through a period of only dating women who are differently abled.

For the record, I never hit a broad with Down’s Syndrome tho’.


video link via Internets Goon

Have A Baby By A Shark, Be A Sharkonaire…

Monday, October 19th, 2009

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A 16yr old girl is trying to be the youngest person to circumnavigate the globe in a boat.

So let me get this straight… She pushes off in a sailboat and we wait the 3/4’s of a year to see if she gets back home? I wonder if she’s in cahoots somehow with the Balloon Boy? Who cares about this shit?

I personally think she is doing this stunt to fulfill some fantasy she has about having sex with a shark.

50 Cent – ‘Baby By Me (Remix)’

Superman Is 75 Years Old…

Friday, October 16th, 2009

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Bloomingdale’s hosted a little shopping event to celebrate the 75th anniversary of DC Comics. Nike’s Converse division has licensed DC characters for t-shirts ans other apparel. There were free drinks so combine that with iconic comic book lore and you know I am up in that piece.

I took a few flicks and made a little video (natch) because Bloomie’s doesn’t care if I use my handycam in their store. FUX YO’ adidas!

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Look who’s hanging with the heroes? BTW, a hero ain’t nuthin’ but a sandwich. Sandwich >>>

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If you copped a pair of Converse Chuck taylors you could have the Bloomie’s in-house artist ruin customize them for you free of charge.

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Shouts to the other artist who was drawing caricatures of the fanboys. Too bad his reference points were all Marvel characters. #comicartistfail

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Handsome Boy Modeling School on their grind and nobody is smiling.

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NEAL ADAMS made it a dope comic cover and Converse made it a crappy t-shirt.

DC Comics x Bloomingdale’s NYC from dallas penn on Vimeo.