Archive for the ‘white’ Category

2 Sides To Every Can…

Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

watermelon soda

My cuzzo hit me up with the image on the left telling me that we needed to take the crackers to task for promoting a racist product like the Watermelon flavored soda. In the context of that image almost everyone would say that was a racist product.

I told my cuz to be easy because I drinks that soda whenever I am in Florida or the Caribbean. It’s quite delicious in the curious sense of a sody pop still being flavored with actual sugar. My cuz called me a supremacist apologist.

ME!

Listen, just because I have an affinity for snowflakes and 1980’s new wave music that is no reason to revoke my “proud negro” membership card. I told her the other side of the can had a white kid on it.

Cuz wasn’t buying it.

The internets never lie.

Who the fux doesn’t like watermelon anyhoo.

Even the most virulent racist couldn’t be that stupid.

Weird Science 2nite!

Friday, August 21st, 2009

xtrabutter

Shouts to my folks Xtra Butter in Rockville Centre.

I <3 double features.

I double <3 ‘Weird Sceince’.

Who Walk In Brooklyn…

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

red hook

Editor’s note: The pic above was sent to us from the intrepid BK journalist Willis Still Sunsweet, from WhoWalkInBrooklyn, who attended the DJ Premier x DJ Scratch performance hosted by CityParks in Red Hook. Willis was with us at the BlackMoon Boot Camp show in Crown Heights as well. The scene in Red Hook looks a lot different from the outset. Folding chairs at a Hip-Hop show? Brooklyn, no actually Red Hook, stand the fuck up! I’ma let Willis Still Sunsweet tell it…

Peep Evil Dee at left getting his photo taken with mad Asian crate diggers… The scene was okay, mix of ‘hood, Asians, white beat kids and curiosity seekers but you know how these things are– not the most compelling musical experience.

Danny Castro brought up some cat from Detroit, Niles Davis (?!) before who did a L-O-N-G “Phantom of the Opera” rap over symphonic bluster. It was ok but hard to get hold of tho’ he did take off his fisherman hat a lot.

Danny Castro had his history mixed up a bit, saying we’d all get shot 10 years ago, which ain’t true at all. 20 years ago Red Hook was a rough place but mostly on ladies of the night who didn’t make enough paper for their pimps…

Best part of night is stopping at Fairway for crab meats…

Fairway fun fact: that used to be a police impound yard in mid-late ’90s. Do you remember when ODB was all in the news here with his alleged shoot-outs, traffic accidents, etc? That was also last visible gasp of mafia killings– an “associate” thrown out bleeding from car by Grand Army Plaza, BODY FOUND IN TRUNK of car at impound yard, etc.

Brooklyn, MAKE SOME NOISE!

MICHEAL VICK: FUTURIST?

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

vick fur

MICHAEL VICK knew that these mangy curs were not to be trusted.

And now human lives are lost.

Georgia couple killed by pack of wild dogs (via WWIB)

Thank goodness the Tongans in New Zealand know how to deal with insurgent dogs.

Man escapes charges for barbecuing pet dog (via PDS)

America’s Killing Fields…

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

mexico

America’s insatiable lust for cocaine is what has caused over 1300 murders this year so far in the Mexican border town Ciudad Juarez. That number is almost six times the amount of homicides committed here in New York City this year. Ciudad Juarez population is 2 million and NYC’s is 10 million.

Gunmen kill 8 at bar in Mexican border city

What’s the connection with a shitload of dollar bills in Washington D.c. showing trace amounts of cocaine on them and all of these murders inside Mexico? The demand is obviously fueling the supply. I don’t know who in D.C. is getting skeed up off the sneedle, but whoever they are there is blood on their hands. Mexico in 2009 has become similar to America’s crack infested ghettos from 1989.

The drug trade is too profitable and too formidable to be denied. The drug trade in Mexico has seeped into the social structure at every level. The cartels are becoming legitimate industries as they diversify their trades and expand their rackets. There is only one law now in Mexico. There is no law. There are only the cartels. Big fish eating smaller fish. Well, big fish shooting smaller fish to death. Then eating it.

Moral of the story…

Sniff cocaine with African currency.

Africa can’t get any more fucked the fuck up.

congo bucks