Archive for the ‘white’ Category

OH NO HE DI’NT!?!

Monday, April 13th, 2009

bruno

Oh yes he did!

SACHA BARON COHEN returns to expose the underbelly of American society as only he can. First there was Borat, now we have Bruno. Someone better order extra fishsticks.

Extreme No Boutros Boutros BOOOOOUTROS to this trailer.

SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Jew Man…

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

jew men

Well looky here, the Supremacy Chronicle, er, the New York Times has a little article about the quaint dilemma that some congregations of Jews are facing by trying to integrate themselves within Jewish organizations.

That’s kind of silly to me.

If you are already blue why would you want to make yourself teal?

Blue-ish?

Does the persimmon want to be a fig?

Hell no!

Maybe if someone had told the persimmon it was poison then maybe the persimmon wouldn’t appreciate the skin it was in, but the persimmon isn’t as dumb as people are and the persimmon recognizes how good it is.

The persimmon doesn’t pretend to be greater than the fig either but please understand that this is because the persimmon is much smarter than we humans are.

The persimmon never created a make believe genus to separate itself from the fig since they both come from the Earth and ultimately return there again.

But like I said before, the persimmon is smarter than us humans.

Don’t be teal, aqua, cyan or blueish for Passover.

Be true blue, and be proud because you are royalty.

LEVI 2 SARAH: STOP TRIPPIN’!

Monday, April 6th, 2009

levi palin

I wonder if we will learn the truth about BRISTOL PALIN’s pregnancy from her baby daddy’s appearance on the TYRA BANKS show airing today?

Once and for all I need to know if TRIG PALIN is really TRIPP JOHNSTON PALIN or whatever.

Who Is For The Children?!?

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

broken doll

DP Iz 4 Tha’ Kidz…

The US economy has dipped so low that even white babies are being abandoned on the sidewalks.

White baby dolls that is.

Reminiscing on the Kenneth Clark experiments of the 1950’s we find that in a downturned, depressed economy not even the doll that resembles a white child is one that people want to adopt.

BO KNOWS ASHER ROTH…

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

bo knows

While searching for Asher Roth my homey TERRENCE ELENTENY has come across another white rapper.

This guy calls himself Bo Fa’Sho and sadly enough he is better than 90% of the rapper you will hear on the radio today.