Daddy’s little girl is all grown up now.
ASHLEY BIDEN is being dragged through the mud after purportedly being secretly videotaped sniffing that Dwight Gooden white pudding.
How the hell do you think she maintains her figure?
Tae-Bo?
Cardio?
Hells no!
BLOW!
And I’m not talking Kurtis, ya’ deeeg?
Kurtis Blow – ‘The Breaks’
Rick James – ‘Superfreak’
Eddie Murphy – ‘Party All The Time’
Grandmaster Flash & The Furious 5 – ‘White Lines (Don’t Do It)’
Laid Back – ‘Ride The White Horse’
Some of you may think I have lost my mind after you read this drop. In one week I have gone from co-signing Rick Ross to Asher Roth. Clearly, they are two of the most polarizing figures in rap music today.
Everyone hates Rick Ross because he lied about being a correction officer, not because he lied about being a drug dealer.
Everyone hates Asher Roth because he told the truth about having Frat Boy Blues. Was Asher Roth supposed to be a killer, or a street dude?
This summer, Asher Roth will be THAT dude. Why? Because those dudes that still buy CD’s will be copping his shit. Why? Because you can play that shit in your cabriolet while chillin’ by the beach. You can play this shit at a coolout bar-b-cue, or by a poolside, or at a picnic.
I still haven’t found Asher Roth but I heard his new album and I fux with it.
“Who said a rock band can’t play funk?” – (c)Parliament
I think it’s time to enjoy some of the funkiest blue eyed soul that I have on my hard drive. The homey F gave me the link to COREY HART’s (I Wear My) ‘Sunglasses At Night’ video and I just got open.
Wake up internets!
You are about to have this workweek in a headlock.
BTW: HALL & OATES requires their own drop.
LED ZEPPELIN – ‘Whole Lotta Love’
KENNY LOGGINS – ‘Footloose’
THE POLICE – ‘Behind My Camel’
DEVO – ‘Whip It’
FOO FIGHTERS – ‘Learn 2 Fly’
DURAN DURAN – ‘A View To A Kill’
THOM YORKE – ‘The Eraser’
ASHER ROTH – ‘Dey Know Asher’
PRIMUS – ‘My Name Is Mud’
THE CLASH – ‘Magnificent Dance’
Jessica Rabbit >>> JESSICA BIEL x JESSICA SIMPSON + JESSICA ALBA and the square root of JESSICA LANGE.
You do the math…
Jessica Rabbit’s official measurements are 40-23-40.
That is what you should affectionately call a brick shithouse. Barbie might be 50yrs old, but she doesn’t have a hotdamn thing on Jessica Rabbit.
My whole Jessica Rabbit drop flew out of my head after I peeped this video from Royal who found this Woman’s History Month angel from the pr0n don a/k/a H8torade
Here’s a Women’s History Month bonus video from our good friends over at Random Thoughts for those of you that felt a little weird watching the little kids in the background of the previous clip.
Everywhere I turn there is John Brown.
John Brown broke into my apartment and left his new CD.
With a pack of Skittles.
Shouts to Big Ced.
Negril Village 2nite will be off the kaczynski.