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The Real Recognizes Real…

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

cat in the hat

A little over a year ago I threw these cats The Real under the bus didn’t I?

The truth is also that I knew I would PrA’li end up working for these cats one day. These fools work as hard as little Wayne. They PrA’li rhyme better too. In a short time these dudes got all Daft Punk on my ass by coming back harder, faster, stronger, longer and [ll] (no Jay Smooth) to all of these references.

I dream of the day when the internets will eff TV in the ‘A’. This is the dawn of the internets celebrities. Stand up all of you that are overweight, ugly, and retarded with speech impediments and birth defects. Our day has come and Hip-Hop is our soundtrack. The revolution is here party people. Hard work is the engine.


The Real Recognize Real from jeff on Vimeo.

Thank God For DMX…

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

dmx

Or else BILLY X. SUNDAY might have to go to jail.

If I had a high school diploma I might be able to wrap my head around the statistics that detail the incarceration rates for African American males. it’s some confusing shit like…

In twelve states, between 10 and 15 percent of adult black men are incarcerated.

  • In ten states, between 5 and 10 percent of black adults are incarcerated.
  • In twelve states, black men are incarcerated at rates between twelve and sixteen times greater than those of white men.
  • In fifteen states, black women are incarcerated at rates between ten and thirty-five times greater than those of white women.
  • In six states, black youth under age eighteen are incarcerated in adult facilities at rates between twelve and twenty-five times greater than those of white youth.
  • The gist of all this is that Black niggers stay getting locked up while white niggers don’t get broken off with bids as often.

    I’m not here to debate the causes of this shit. America is a racist country. Period. Point blank. White is shook to get on some equality shit because then they might have to get the proverbial shoe put on them as often as the Blacks catch it. White knows that shit ain’t no fun. White knows when to get the fuck outta Dodge. These are the same dudes that jetted from the Black plague, the potato famine and that faggy New Wave music from Soft Cell.

    *reminds self to play extended version of Tainted Love*

    Being Black sucks, yada, yada, yada. I didn’t have to watch CNN’s Black In America to know this. What is scaring the fuck out of me though is how much the list of people who are have-nots is increasing. It’s as if poverty were having an expansion draft. I’m not worried about being the first pick, but in the later rounds I might get selected.

    Being poor AND Black is just about the pits. You see how the poor were shot in the back in New Orleans? People were hungry and sick and BlackWater USA was allowed to shoot to kill if you were outside of your home after dark. If the rate of economic disenfranchisement continues at the rate of social disenfranchisement my ass will be getting arrested pretty soon.

    *note to XXL managers: send me that check*

    My one saving grace that is keeping me and several other African American males from being incarcerated is the fact that DMX tries his damnedest to get arrested every single day.

    A few weeks ago Dark Man X was arrested four(4) times in one day. Once in Miami. Then in Arizona. He was extradited to New Mexico on a bench wartrant, and then he was arrested in his sleep while returning to Arizona.

    How many motherfuckers can get a warrant while they are asleep? That is how bad ass DMX is. This fool is possibly the most hardbody rapper of all time and I want to personally thank him for being that gully.

    Every day the police are out arresting DMX that means that some lucky Black man gets a reprieve from brutality somewhere. That anonymous Black man is free to buy fried chicken wings from his favorite supermarket or chinese kitchen. He is free to enjoy Crystal light Mango Iced Tea from his favorite sippy cup while searching for downloadable video clips of his favorite adult actress(Lauren Phoenix) from his computer station in his parent’s basement. All because DMX carries the burden of others on his back.

    Not that I’m wishing any ill will on DMX, but at some point the authorities will incarcerate him which will mean that the arrests of regular semi-law abiding Blacks will have to increase again. I know my white understand how statistics and averages work. When that shit happens that DMX is put under the jail I am staying my ass in the fucking house until Mike Tyson shows his face.

    iron mike

    Civil War In Georgia? Wash, Rinse, Repeat…

    Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

    georgian orwell

    Maybe there is some incommutable law written into the fabric of the universe that says “any place named Georgia has to set on fire every 150 years or so“?

    Ever since the USA destabllized Russia with our fast food and denim jeans there have been all these little uprisings from the ‘Stans.

    Uzbekestan
    Turkmenistan
    Azerbijan-Stan
    Stan Feingold (he just dislikes Russia on G.P.)

    Moscow is still as hardbody as they were in the olden days. Them fools is quick to drop some shells on a line of people waiting to get a loaf of bread.

    Imagine if the U.S. did that shit to the poor fucks in some area just because they were poor and hungry?


    *reflects on Hurricane Starrkeysha*

    Damn.

    I have been noticing recently that a lot of Russians are emigrating to America. They are filling some of the service positions that a different Asian immigrant would normally occupy. From Dunkin’ Donuts counter people to the cashiers at the truck stops along the Interstate routes, I recognize Russians for their distinct ethnic similarities.

    With everyone moving to Atlanta as it is I am sure there are Russians who are relocating there simply because the state is named Georgia.

    Ha, just what the Peachtree State needed, more crazy azz white.

    POLITRICKS 2008: Loose Lips Sink Ships…

    Saturday, August 9th, 2008

    bernie mac

    Ocean’s 13 is now Ocean’s 12…

    BERNIE MAC got merc’ked because he embarrassed OBAAMA in front of those good peoples, cussing and the what not.

    If you don’t know how to speak properly when company comes over then you gon’ have to get these whuppins and stay in your room.

    In this case though, “you gon’ has to dies.” – Kings of Comedyspeak

    I think the Secret Service put some anthraxx in BERNIE MAC’s white girl. You know these Hollywood fools keep that white girl.

    Speaking of kept white girls…

    Did you see the broad that JOHN EDWARDS is reported to have had an affair with?

    rielle hunter

    All I have to say to this shit is “Nigger Puhleeeeze”.

    JOHN EDWARDS is not getting $400 haircuts ot smash this broad. EDWARDS has a GOLAN CIPEL somewhere who lets him stick things in his doodoo pocket.

    The only rich folks living in the South that want social equity for the disenfranchised are the queers. Everyone else is flying a Confederate flag from their porch and knitting sweaters with noose rope.

    It’s A Dog’s Life…

    Friday, August 8th, 2008

    angry dog

    DP Dot Com’s very own SUE SIMMONS a/k/a MAXINE sends us this link from Gothamist…

    Cheye Calvo, mayor of Berwyn Heights, Maryland, has asked the Department of Justice to investigate the Prince George’s County police after they raided his house and killed his two Labrador retrievers.

    There is something seriously askew when police can kick in your door and shoot your dogs just because you ordered a party tin of the chronic. These cops have obviously been watching the ‘Hot Fuzz’ DVD on a loop. No-Knock warrants are the same as warrantless wiretaps. They should be illegal.

    Furthermore, what is America coming to when the police run up on a white politician like this? Even MARION BARRY got taken downtown with his dignity intact. As much dignity as a crackhead could have I suppose.

    Sheeeeit, what there really needs to be is an investigation on the relationships that people in the D.M.V. (D.C., Maryland, Virginia) area have with canines. And speaking of dog killers from Virgina…

    FREE MICHAEL VICK!

    vick