Everyone is all pissy that Allen Iverson was voted to the starting squad of the 2010 NBA All-Star game but it could have been worse…
Tracy McGrady almost beat out Steve Nash for a Western Conference starting spot. I don’t even think Tracy McGrady has started a game this season. So who are the fans voting into the All-Star game? The fans are voting on the EA Sports avatars of these professional players.
McGrady never has a bad back on the Xbox360.
LeBreezy was killin’ ’em in the streets for the Cav’s away game in Portland. Being an earshot from the Swoosh headquarters must have meant a special trip out to Beaverton before tipoff. LeBreezy went on to drop 41 points and stunt extra hard by simultaneously wearing two different colorways of the LeBron 7’s.
These kicks are supposed to match the Cavs early 1990’s throwback jerseys but the colorways are totally repping for the Mets and the Knicks. I did the same thing in 1985 with the Nike Dunk (word to Rory Sparrow). I’m just glad that LeBreezy is getting his footwear into a New York state of mind.
pics via NikeLeBron.net
I fux with KEVIN DURANT [ll].
Get on this kid’s bandwagon early. He is the future of the Association. I can’t see the OKC Thunder being league champs because where the fux is OKC anyhoo, but Kevin Durant is a special player. Kevin Garnett special. And even smoother than KG. Durant has a wicked handle for a big man and ridiculous range.
Another reason I fux with Kevin Durant is because when he signed his deal with Nike directly out of college one of his requirements for his signature shoe was that it would have a midrange pricepoint. No, his shoes aren’t as cheap as the Starburys but if you play the streets like I do you might could come up on these joints for $40.
One of the Association’s latest fashion trends has been the compression sleeves that various players wear on their shooting arms. I know the league has a requirement for the amount of skin that MUST be visible for players. This is why the players can’t wear the pantyhose on both arms. You know Carmelo Anthony would wear pantyhose all over his body if David Stern would allow it.
The Association’s overall field goal percentage is down so where is the proof that these pantyhose help you shoot? Artis Gilmore never wore pantyhose on his arms. He did however wear tightpants. Artis Gilmore has the greawtest shooting percentage of all time. Kevin Durant does NOT wear pantyhose on his arms.
You can have your Showbean Bryant, I will fux with Kevin Durant.
It’s not too late for me to wish a Christmas present present on the Knicks. The Greek Orthodoxy Christmas holiday and the hispanic Three Kings Day are still in front of us. I’m wishing that the Knicks trade diminutive dunk champ N8 Robinson for the Rockets oft-injured, tinman TRACY McGRADY.
I call Tracy the ‘Tinman’ because he has no heart. But he won’t need heart or the other characteristic he sorely lacks, defensive ability, under the current coaches scheme. Whereas McGrady lacks the toughness of an Allen Iverson, he does have a shot range second only to Kobe Bryant.
I know I shitted hard on the idea of Allen Iverson coming to the Garden. Mainly because I didn’t think his leadership was good for the Knicks lockerroom. I am throwing the idea of leadership against the wall now because I feel like the Knicks have a playoff glimmer in the watered down Eastern Conference.
So what if we end up lunchmeat to the Cavs, Celts or Magic? We’re playing out the string this season for 2010 right?
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