Archive for the ‘The Association’ Category

Beast From The East Now Best In The West…

Monday, April 20th, 2009

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CHAUNCEY BILLUPS is tragically underrated. How steady and clutch had he been for the Pistons? How many teams has dude played for in the Association? I’m not saying that Denver will outlast Los Angeles in the Conference championship but if there is anyone that can add the hardbody center to CARMELO’s marshmallow personality it is BILLUPS. He is even more hardbody than KENYON MARTIN. Print that last line.

I was hoping the Rockets would have been the #2 seed in the West mainly because KENNY from Kenny’s Kitchen would have hooked the kid up with at least an extra chicken wing with my pork fried rice. RON ARTEST deserves some kind of award for the game he played this season in Houston. TRACEY McGRADY a/k/a Cupcake is done for the year and the Rockets are a better team without him. Rockets see L.A. in the second round though. No way in hell the league will let ARTEST manhandle Showbee BRYANT. Print that.

I need to start showing LeBRON some love [ll]. His coronation from the Association made me feel a kind of way, but who would know better than the dudes that made TIM DONAGHY a household name? What can I say about LeBreezy that hasn’t been said? And even if these contests were rigged it wasn’t TIM DONAGHY scoring baskets for LeBRON. If the Association were just going to gift the Cavaliers the LARRY O’BRIEN trophy there would be no reason for the Playoffs now would there? The Cavs do come out of the East this year though. Print that.

DERRICK ROSE is clearly the rookie of the year. Will Chicago take down the champs in the 1st round though? Chicago has been on a pretty mighty run when you consider P-City winning the DP.com NCAA pool, Obama being elected prexy, OPRAH on Twitter and KanYe getting his own sneakers with Nike and Louis Vuitton. I think that ruined all the good luck that the Bulls could used to get into the second round. Boston runs the Bulls out in six. Print that.

The Windex Kid For The Win…

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

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Chi-Town’s very own The Windex Kid is the winner of the 2009 DP.com NCAA Final 4 pool. TWK has been on a Chicago roll ever since BARACK OBAAMA won the election and KanYe West released ‘808s & Heartbreak’. You can’t tell him nuthin’.

Since I kick his ass on the handball court whenever we get it poppin’ at least he can talk shit about coming from last to first when it counted.

Shouts to all the winners from this year’s pool.

Catch y’all in the fall for football season.

Wizards Make the MVP Disappear…

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

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Dunks >>> finger roll layups. Word to PATRICK EWING

The Wizards get in the head of the Cleveland Cavaliers the same way the Pistons used to have the Bulls shook. MICHAEL JORDAN eventually had to kick some ass on a supernatural level.

MICHAEL JORDAN was an angry young man.

LeBRON JAMES is way too happy to put his shoe on people like how JORDAN did it. This is why I don’t want him to have the honor of being the league’s MVP. As long as LeBRON doesn’t have to play Washington and Agent Zero he is good. I wonder what Washington does to get in his head so well [ll]?

Truthfully, LeBRON JAMES still got his game on. The Cavalier bench was asscheeks against Washington. ILGUSKAS wasn’t getting it in either, but the Cleveland bench was nowhere to be found. It’s good for Cleveland that the Washington Wizards don’t play the rest of the league like they do when LeBRON is in town.

Despite the fact that Washington’s bench doubled up the production of the Cleveland reserves the tilt was decided by the team leaders. GILBERT ARENAS only had 11pts yet he nearly ended up with a triple-double. The biggest stat between ARENAS and JAMES was the fact that ARENAS had 0 turnovers and LeBRON had 6. That is where leaders take over for their teams.

I’m not going to go there and say that GILBERT ARENAS is better than LeBRON JAMES because we all know that isn’t the case. What is the underlying truth is that since his college days ARENAS has played through the times in the basketball season when the air gets thin and he does not choke that easily.

LeBRON JAMES? Not so much.

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4 2 GO FTW…

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

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The DP.com Final 4 pool also known as ‘Raekwon The Krzyzewski’ rolls on.

The Big East goes in with two of the final spots and the ACC and the Big 10 each have a representative. When I use Yahoo’s Scenario Generator I can see that there are still several poolers still in the running for the top spot.

The final four for the Final 4 pool are…

The Windex Kid
St. Ides’ Prep School
Gimme Mine
Oliver Wrist

The Windex Kid wins our weekly t-shirt giveaway by scoring 56pts total in the 3rd and 4th rounds.

College basketball is on the precipice of irrelevance. There is a 13yr old blue chip prospect about to declare himself eligible for the professional basketball draft. This kid is no Dontrevius Wenters either. He’s even got his own clothing company.

ALLONZO TRIER is his name and he is the future of basketball.

HOOP DREAMZ 2009…

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

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^ Baby Jordan, the golden child…

It is officially that time of year again. Time to blow the dust off your HAROLD MINER sippee cups and get to bracketing. It’s gonna take a whole lot of overtimes to out do what ‘Cuse and UConn did in the Big East tourney last week, but anything goes when it comes to foes. Final foes that is.

All you have do is leave your intentions here in the comments section and an invite to play will be sent to you. As long as you put the proper e-mail address in the field that requests it we shall be, as the kids say “good money”.

As usual, the winner gets a free pair of kicks and I imagine that I will also have some other goodies and treats to issue to lucky folks in the collective. It’s like Lotto, ya’ gotta be in it to win it.