Archive for the ‘Blipsters = Hipsters’ Category

I’m Still Hungover…

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

There’s a reason they call it Bhangkok and not BhangKUNT. [ll]

People will agree that sequels generally sux ass. Except for The Empire Strikes Back and Futuristic Brunch, of course. Sequels are where filmmakers snooker the audience into sitting around for another few hours to try and relive the nostalgia of the previous classic vehicle.

Hangover 2 is not that sequel. Hangover 2 is better than Hangover, just like a balls out night in Bhangkok is way iller than a night in Vegas. A night in Bhangkok could have you shot, maimed, killed, or worse, it could have you lose your asscheek’s virginity.

All I’ma say is that Hangover 2 might be the summer sleeper classic of 2011. I expected to have a few laughs, but this shit was out of its mind. Ed Helms and Bradley Cooper were hilarious while Zach Galifinakis pwned the movie. Zach Galifinakis is who Jack Black would be if he were really funny.

Royal Cravatte Lifestyle…

Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

You can’t tell me nothin’ about my necktie swag. I’ve got several dozen lifestyle neckties with graphics printed on them from yacht races to polo matches to cricket scenes. It’s part of my meta-aspirational look. Not only do I aspire to be on the golf course. I also rock a tie of people playing golf to keep my dream alive.

My latest acquisition was this cravat with the USA sweatshirt printed on it. I already see this joint over a white button down shirt and a pair of green bottom Rod Lavers on my feet.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Sunday, June 5th, 2011

union jack

Even tho’ these New Balance were made in the U.S.A. I’ma still call them my ‘Union Jack 996s’. I’m shamelessly hyping myself up for the upcoming Captain America flick. I should be at the new X-Men movie while you are reading this drop.

I am so on my New Balance kick right now. I just need someone to help me find these in a men’s size 12.

Summer In The City: EPMD

Saturday, June 4th, 2011

The CityParks Foundation SummerStage season heats up earrrrrly…

This Tuesday, June 7th, Erick and Parrish will be Making Dollars in Brooklyn’s Betsy Head Park.

What other duo in rap has been as influential as EPMD? Mobb Deep? Look for them later on this summer.

What if Uncle L came thru to complete this feature? Banana bread!

Ruck’s Hard Rock Rap…

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

Don’t get hit in the head with this hard rock and definitely don’t get your face beat in by this rapper’s hard rhymes.

Cold World x Sean Price – ‘How The God’s Chill’