Archive for the ‘Blipsters = Hipsters’ Category

DONUTS R 4 EVER!

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

donuts

The details…

Time: February 6, 2010 at 10pm to February 7, 2010 at 4am
Location: Bell House NY
Street: 149 7th St btw 2nd & 3rd Ave
City/Town: Brooklyn, NY
Website or Map: http://www.thebellhouseny.com/
Phone: 718-643-6510
Event Type: fundraiser
Organized By: Rare Form NYC

Tell Everybody That You Know…

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

ye tudda

This is still one of the best songs of the new millenium…

When this joint first dropped I wanted to make an official tissue music video. I pictured that the vid opened with KanYe running through the woods in a t-shirt and jeans. His shirt was bloody and ripped.

The scene then flashes back to beforehand where we see KanYe and a large group of people (hangers-on, critics, but def not ‘friends’) drinking champagne in a snow covered cabin. KanYe smiles but you can see its forced and dude is pained. KanYe walks to the door and locks it definitively. Then he takes an axe off the wall.

Next scene is Lil’ Wang and he is in the cabin as well. He nods to KanYe then he smashes a bottle of champagne on the floor. We see the spilled champagne morph into blood. Wang sings his verses in cabin which is now totally blood splattered. Wang spreads gasoline around the cabin like he is wildin’ out. Wang throws a match in the cabin as he exits.

We see Wang running through the woods and looking back at the disintegrating, flaming [ll] cabin.

Wang makes it to a clearing where a waiting SUV is running and in the cold dark night he changes his t-shirt and hops in the passenger seat. KanYe drives off. End scene.

Maybe my vision is too hardbody?

ye tudda

The Green Ghost Project…

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

green ghost project


Styles P featuring Jadakiss and Junior Reid – ‘Invasion’

Styles P is the last of a dying breed. In five years will there be anyone rapping like this? The underground rap scene is being transformed by dance music and single white females (those are the new rappers). Enjoy this boom bap dinosaur rap while it still breathes.

Last night my peoples at Obsessive Sneaker Disorder put together another classic podcast. Amsterdam sportswear designer Patta came on the show to talk about the recent Nike x Patta collabos that have hit the streets. I’m partial to these Air Max 1s in the hydro green colorway. These joints are smoking.

You do know what the official plant of Amsterdam is right?

patta AM1s
patta AM1s
patta AM1s

Sounds Like A Concert…

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

santos game concert

Come Join Donnis and Kidz In the Hall as they help GAME REBELLION celebrate the release of their debut EP “Sounds Like A Riot”!!!

GAME REBELLION will also premiere their official debut “BLIND” (directed by BB GUN) on the big screen.

Monday January 18th @ Santos Party House (96 Lafayette Street NY, NY)

Doors open at 7pm and Showtime begins at 8pm

Tickets are $10 in advance!

Game Rebellion

American Crapparel FTW…

Monday, January 11th, 2010

american crapparel

“From the craps tables down in AC, back on the block/Jay-Z mother f*cker from tha’-tha’ the ROC.” -(c) camel

I fux with American Crapparel hardbody (props to The Arab Parrot for coining the phrase).

Their heather gray zip up hoodie goes perfect with jeans and any manner of Nike steez:

douche mustache

Unzipped [ll], you can showcase your favorite t-shirt whilst staying warm. Throw a flannel underneath and you’re on your West Coast B.I. Wear nothing underneath and show off the taco meat [ll]. It’s whatever’s your pleasure, really.

But what really gets me fired up about AC is the models. Their website is better than pr0n. Like, pr0n wishes it could be as gullyriffic as the AC website. What do you expect? Their CEO is a sexual deviant. No shots – at DP.com, sexual deviancy [ll] is mad celebrated. Ixpecially if it leads to the creation of something as dope as AC.

AC goes in on the artsy hipster pseudo-pr0n photography tip something hardbody. For instance, why is this broad bending over backward with her hands on her tushie? No answer for that. But me likey:

easy access

These jeans bring a brother back to the early 80s, when it was considered sexy to wear jeans that came up to the belly button, well before the low-rise fad kicked in and took over. Know what? Shits look bangin…all over again:

old school bellay

And this is the simple shit. I’m not even talking about the fly unitard that just came in for this season:

WOW

But hold up, you didn’t think that’s the best pic they could come up with, did you?

can u dig

And Exhibit C (no Jay Elec-Hanukkah)…show me whatchu twurkin wit:

i'm ready

On the low…this one got a bubba:

BUBBLE BUBBA BUBBA

This one is just filthy…I ain’t mad atchu, guh – get that $:

on the track like jackie jurna

Mack, I’m gawn in:

do u love the web

I’m in love (no sucker for love; no Cappin Save-a-Hoe):

what a bubba

Need I say more:

sheer byooty

If you’re like me, any website that displays half a nipple is blocked by your company’s Haterware – but AC will never be blocked. Thusly, for an afternoon diversion, you can’t beat the AC shwag. Poke around [||] the site for an afternoon – you’ll never be able to predict what sort of innocuous piece of clothing Dov Charney has repurposed in a shwagged-out, 70s pr0n star sort of way. Thank me later (no Canadian Jewish rap star.)