Archive for the ‘Blipsters = Hipsters’ Category

Rock Band’s Newest Guitar Hero…

Monday, January 26th, 2009

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Since the beginning of Hip-Hop all rappers ever wanted to be were rock stars. Like him or not, and I don’t like him, Lil’ Wayne is a rock star. he is trashing hotels with his entourage all the while hopped up on homemade narcotics and sleeping pills. I thought he would be gone by now, but he only seems to be getting bigger by the day.

I found myself liking the song ‘Prom Queen’ which I posted below after I heard it on Nah’Right. Even with the New Music Cartel tags throughout the song it still made my head nod. The lyrics are fine too so that means that Wayne didn’t write them. ‘Prom Queen’ is the story of young, unrequited love and the feeling of exultation when you see that person later in life and they are all fucked the fuck up. It is a song that triumphs in the downfall of a woman who sought love with the wrong men.

If you are thinking that is an effed up theme to champion you are right. I don’t agree with the song’s message, but as a sign of our culture it is clearly on point and in step with our overall lack of humanity. The music also rocks.

Shout out to 2DopeBoyz and the New Music Cartel

i.C.z ‘R Kray-Z…

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

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Yeah, I know I look like an insane alcoholic serial killer, but where is the love for insane alcoholic serial killers?

The i.C.’s are hard at work as you read this, bringing their steez to the hardscrabble NYC streets. Well actually, more well-maintained cobblestone than hardscrabble, but we are back on our grizzly while my grizzly (Adams) is still on me.

I won’t be touching my hair until Obama sends me my stimulus check. And this time it better be on some reparations type level and none of that little bitty hundred dollar nonsense. In the meantime and in between time RAFI, CAS and I will investigate exactly who is winning in this economy.

Do I need to get myself an apple cart, or I guess a pretzel cart would be the 2009 equivalent? Don’t get it twisted though everybody isn’t a fiscal sadsack right now and we need to meet the people that are winning when the media says that dark clouds are coming. Just try not to be frightened when I run up on you in the streets.

Smile, you’re an iNternets Celebrity.

CHEA!

DP On Twitter…

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

3000

I have just reached the aw3s0me benchmark (for me) of having 500 people subscribe to my Twitter feed. To celebrate this momentous occasion I have developed some software that I believe will be the future of social netwoking.

“Am using this software that allows me to chat on AIM, Gmail, MySpace, Friendster, BlackPlanet and my Skype acct.

It’s called Sphinctron3000”

Not to be confused with the Sphincter 3000…

3000

Endorsed by Andre3000

3000

Twit with me @ DP2FTV

Twitter HaXorz Go Biggtime…

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

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Twitter is shitting on the blogosphere. I can create a drop(post) using 140 characters including spaces and punctuation. That’s already less characters than I’ve used in this post so far. It is effectually microblogging and it is rumbling across the internets like a stampede of wild rhinoceratti. Twit with me @ DP2FTV.

I love that shit, but it was already showing signs of dying by virtue of popularity. The fact that people are Twitting while working, driving, eating, and even while sleeping has added to the streams of inanity insanity. Who the fuck cares what you just ate for lunch? Oh, avocado salad? That sounds tasty. Man, fuck that shit! And now some haXorz have infiltrated the Twitter database and taken over the accounts of celebrities.

Here are some of the Twitter entries that the haXorz posted…

FOX FOX News
“Breaking: Bill O Riley is gay”

cnn sanchez CNN’s RICK SANCHEZ
“i am high on crack right now might not be coming into work today”

britney BRITNEY SPEARS
“Hi Yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you on the size of my vag”

I need some haXorz to take over this site, but I need them to post content about sneakers, comic books and the best places to leave deuces in NYC. Then I can finally get some sleep at night.

Afro Punk-n-Paint Ball = NYE2008

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

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afropunk

Afro-Punk & Coup d’etat Brooklyn present:
“The Punk-N-Paint Ball”

New Years Eve – Wednesday December 31st, 2008
9pm – 3am
@ Sly Art vs. Robot City
425 Broadway (between Canal St. & Howard St.)
5th Floor

Live Performance by:
Game Rebellion
Izza Kizza

Live Art, NYE Mural & Body Paint by:
. Livingroom Johnston
. Concep
. Lichiban
. Ibrahim
. Geeta Khanna
. Yang-chi
. Sonny Bombs
. Dister

TUNES SUPPLIED BY DJs:
. DJ Tahleim
. Synapse
. DJ Soul

Open Bar:
10-11pm & drink Specials throughout the night