Archive for the ‘Beisbol’ Category

Meet The Mess…

Thursday, December 31st, 2009

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I think Isiah Thomas has infiltrated the Metropolitans front office. The free agent signing of Jason Bay and the pursuit of backcatcher Benji Molina tells me that Omar Minaya is still searching for the right combination of beisbol players via throwing away money at overvalued free agents.

Keep it simple Omar. Bring in another pitcher. Philly got rid of Lee and acquired Halladay. The rich didn’t get richer, but the contenders went and got pitchers. If the Wilpons got it like that to spend (and they should since the taxpayers paid for their new stadium) they should get us another workhorse arm and a bonafide slugger who is just as respected in his clubhouse.

Other than that we don’t need a team that spends money like their neighbors on the other side of the TriBoro Bridge. We need an organization that knows how to develop a farm system which brings more young talent up from within. Spending money on the front end so that we don’t have to waste our dollars on overpriced mediocre free agents.

Can you do that Omar?

SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Ricky Retardo

Monday, November 9th, 2009

sosa

This one is gonna be funny for a long time.

At least until spring training.

Sammy Say It Ain’t Sosa!?!

Monday, November 9th, 2009

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Buju Banton – ‘Dem A Bleach’

Sammy Sosa thinks that if he changes his complexion from Barry Bonds brown to A-Rod octaroon that maybe beisbol will let him into the HOF.

Thinking like that should get you a smack or some 90mph cheese to the face.

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Winning At All Costs…

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

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It wasn’t just in NYC baseball that we see how winning and spending money are closely connected. NYC politricks has the same effect when a multi-billionaire put his “weight on it”. In his bid for a third consecutive term, NYC mayor, Michael Bloomberg, shattered the previous record that he had established for campaign spending.

The Bloomberg machine was reportedly spending upwards of $850,000 per day in the lead up to this year’s election. As you might imagine, his opponent the NYC comptroller William Thompson was nowhere near that amount.

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The final tally of votes gave Bloomberg the victory but the margin was barely 6 percentage points higher than Thompson. Just like the Yankees World Series triumph over the Phillies was closer than most people would like to imagine it makes you wonder what the outcome would have been if these two clubs, Team Bloomberg and Team Steinbrenner had not decided to break the bank on the way to the top.

The question I have for the Bloomberg administration is what do they plan on doing to offset the campaign expenditures? We already know what the Yankees have done. They have secured over a billion and a half dollars of TAXPAYER money to build their new stadium. The building is a monument to their status as feudal lords over the south Bronx. With all the money the Yankees generate from shit like merchandising and television licensing you might think that they wouldn’t need to dig in the pockets of the public like they did. That was money that NYC sorely needs to place in the city’s infrastructure and educational systems. Maybe then more Black boys might be able to graduate high school?

The rich don’t get richer by educating the poor or even by making sure that the potholes in the street get filled. The rich get richer by making us poorer. Here’s an interesting graph detailing the current value of the Yankees franchise. They are assessed at exactly the amount of money that they received from the taxpayers. So it isn’t the Wall Street field suite owners that make the Yankees so damn valuable. It is folks like you and me. I hope that at least you are enjoying your World Series win since you paid for it.

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Damn Yankees…

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

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It’s hard for me to shit on guys like JETER, RIVERA, POSADA and PETTITE who are products of the Yankee farm system under Gene ‘Stick’ Michael and not simply overpaid free agent freeloaders like Ghey-Rod. I was upset that Ghey-Rod was getting a ring because I felt like he didn’t deserve one since he is such a hump in the postseason.

RAFI ‘StatMan’ KAM pointed me to the Sabermetric value called the OPS+ which all the roto-fantasy GM’s are gaga over. The addition of slugging percentage combined with on base percentage adjusted to the fields a player visits gives you the OPS+. It’s a nifty little stat when you want to generate a value for players like Ghey-Rod. Barry Bonds pwns this statistic along with Babe Ruth and Ted Williams.

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Ghey-Rod’s 2009 postseason has been the first one where he hasn’t sucked major ass but he still isn’t the star that some of the other less heralded Yankees were. Players like Jeter, Johnny Damon and Hideki Matsui are way cooler under pressure. When I reviewed the Ghey-Rod player card I was surprised to see that his BA (batting average) was over .350 for the playoffs.

Ghey-Rod is finally a World Series champion and I can’t take that away from him. He’ll enjoy the parade up Broadway this year and possibly several more before his career is finished. One of these days I may even come to appreciate his Sabermetric statistics (I doubt that). Meanwhile, the rich keep getting richer. Damn Yankees.

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