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DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Monday, October 26th, 2009

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Yankee fans got what they wanted in the playoffs so far. Ghey-Rod finally started to get some hits and the Yanks are back in the October November Fall Classic again. I really wanted the Yanks to play the Dodgers in the World Series but I suppose it is more poetic for the Yanks to match up against the MLB’s reigning champs.

For Mets fans next year began in June. I thought we only needed more pitchers but ass the season played out I realized that the Mets need more PLAYERS. I’m willing to deal Wright and Beltran for pitchers and draft picks. Those guys aren’t going to be getting any better. At least our current GM isn’t embroiled in an ugly sex scandal.

Former Mets GM Steve Phillips has gotten sloppy before and it cost him his job with the Mets. This time he fuxed up on Disney’s dime and you know the mouse doesn’t espouse anything that smacks family values in the face. The intern Phillips was reportedly digging out is named Brooke Hundley. I wonder if she has any relation to former Mets backstop Todd Hundley.

Mets fan shame runs deep, even in the off-season.

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DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

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As the regular season finally comes to a close the Dodgers appear to be limping into the post-season. They begin a three game homestand with their division rivals, the Colorado Rockies, to determine the outright winner of the NL West. The Dodgers magic number is 1 but that might be the hardest number to get coming off a four game losing streak.

MANNY RAMIREZ, the mercurial superstar of the Dodgers has been sidelined for the last two games with a hamstring pull. If the Dodgers are going to come out of the National League for these playoffs then MANNY will have to pull a KIRK GIBSON act from under his dredlocks cap. The question remains who will be the OREL HERSHISER on the hill for L.A. The Dodgers do lead the league in lowest team ERA.

If the MLB post-season started this weekend the American League bracket would be set. The Tigers will come to the new Yankee mall in the south Bronx and the Red Sox fly out to Anaheim. The Tigers don’t stand a chance against this Yankee team and the Red Sox seem to have the Angels figured out. The stage is set for the Yankees to exorcise the recent hex that Boston has hels over them in the playoffs.

The National League bracket isn’t formed yet because the Dodgers or Rockies could end up the champs of the NL West division. The Phillies are last years World Series winners but they hardly look like the team to beat in the NL. The Cards are also uninspiring as the team to come out of the NL. This could be the Dodgers year to get back into the top trophy tilt. If only MANNY could use his women tits medicine for the month of October…

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Golf >>> Gheyer Than Tennis…

Sunday, September 13th, 2009

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Butching it up for the win…

As the spiritual first day of the great American gayme of football kicks off I thought we could have a debate about which of the two teh gheyest sports was the most… Teh Ghey.

Is it tennis, where men wear little tiny tennis shorts [ll]?

Or golf, where men hit a little white ball into a hole with their sticks?

In tennis you can be a champion without even being the best player left in the tournament. If the best player in the world has a bad afternoon and gets sent home early in the tournament then who knows who the hell will win the trophy? My guess is that it will prA’li be NADAL or FEDERER. Tennis tournaments are all about seeding. If your draw is filled with highly ranked bums or players to which your game holds an advantage you will advance. Not so much in golf.

In golf you have to beat the entire field of competitors. Rankings don’t determine who wins these tournaments, only which player uses the least amount of strokes to get his balls in the holes [ll]. That is the gheyest description of a sport in the history of ghey sports. Gheyer even than a wide receiver throwing a ball to a tight end. I mean, how often does that happen? Golf is totally gheyer than tennis also because you can still play golf well when you are old. Tennis, not so much.

Golf is especially gheyer than tennis because of the women’s game. Sure tennis had BILLIE JEAN KING and MARTINA NAVRITILOVA but isn’t every woman that plays golf a lesbian? If not then why do they all dress like one? I have nothing against teh gheys in whatever sport they play because all professional sports are teh ghey. Can you imagine what the Davis Cup locker rooms must look like? I will bet you that they are gheyer than a baseball dugout.

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DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

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The Yankees are one of America’s richest sports franchises because they can constantly market the nostalgia of baseball to their fans and followers. DEREK JETER’s pursuit of the all-time Yankees hit record has bolstered ticket sales into the billion dollar boondoggle in the Bronx. Last year they Yankees were selling off the old furniture. This year they are selling you a ticket to watch his story. I’m not buying it. Neither should you.

Not to be outdone, the Mets are selling commemorative bricks to their new monumental tombstone. Ironically, these guys hit the wall sometime in May.

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DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

mannywood

Growing up MANNY…

September is the month that baseball’s chip contenders assert themselves.

The key is to be playing most of these games on your homefield. The Dodgers are not. They are playing 15 of their final 26 games away from Chavez Ravine. The comforting news is that 21 of those 26 games is against the Nationals, Pirates, Padres and Diamondbacks. No pushovers by any stretch since everyone is a professional big leaguer, but no playoff contenders in that group.

If the Dodgers are going to cement their seeding for the National League playoffs they will do it now.

I’m still holding out for a Boston x Los Angeles World Series where MANNYwood goes apeshit on Beantown.

Yankees vs. Dodgers would be classic autumn drama as well especially with the JOE TORRE storyline.

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