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Not For Long: Wild Card Weekend

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

welker

^ Wes Welker will NOT be helping your fantasy team win in 2010.

I created a form that lists the player positions that you can choose from. Why don’t you meatsauce just copy the form next time so I don’t have to spend an hour on the data entry. ThxUvrymuch.

Okay, let’s keep it real simple on this drop. This is so that you can see who is on your roster for those of you scoring at home.

DP

QB – Tony Romo
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Willis McGahee
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
WR – Reggie Wayne
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Ryan Grant
K – Garrett Hartley
D/ST- Baltimore Ravens

Ami Hobbes

QB – Philip Rivers
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Felix Jones
WR – Reggie Wayne
D/ST- Minnesota Vikings

King Blair

QB – Brett Farve
RB – Reggie Bush
RB – Ray Rice
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
WR – Desean Jackson
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Ryan Grant
K – Matt Stover
D/ST- Cincinatti Bengals

BigNat

QB – Brett Farve
RB – Cedric Benson
RB – Ryan Grant
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
WR – Randy Moss
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Ray Rice
K – Matt Stover
D/ST- Dallas Cowboys

40

QB – Drew Brees
RB – Thomas Jones
RB – Ray Rice
WR – DeSean Jackson
WR – Randy Moss
TE – Dallas Clark
K – Nate Kaeding
FLEX – Miles Austin
D/ST – Green Bay Packers

FredMS

QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Ray Rice
RB – Adrian Peterson
WR – Julian Edelman
WR – Robert Meachem
TE – Jason Witten
FLEX – Brent Celek
K – Mason Crosby
D/ST- New York Jets

Russ the Bus

QB – Aaron Rodgers
RB – Ray Rice
RB – LaDanian Tomlinson
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
WR – Percy Harvin
TE – Jason Witten
FLEX – Cedric Benson
K – David Akers
D/ST- Minnesota Vikings

dat520

QB – Drew Brees
RB – Ray Rice
RB – Cedric Benson
WR – Reggie Wayne
WR – Randy Moss
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Darren Sproles
D/ST – Cincinatti Bengals

Rob

QB – Phillip Rivers
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Ray Rice
WR – Marques Colston
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
TE – Jason Witten
FLEX – Ryan Grant
K – David Akers
D/ST – Cincinatti Bengals

StookieBrother1

QB – Tony Romo
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Ryan Grant
WR – Wes Welker
WR – Reggie Wayne
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Larry Fitzgerald
K – Shayne Graham
D/ST – Dallas Cowboys

LM

QB – Aaron Rodgers
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Ray Rice
WR – Desean Jackson
WR – Randy Moss
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Dallas Clark
K – Shayne Graham
D/ST – Arizona Cardinals

JaiSlayer

QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Thomas Jones
RB – Marion Barber
WR – Marques Colston
WR – Derrick Mason
TE – Brent Celek
FLEX – Antonio Gates
K – Ryan Longwell
D/ST – New York Jets

Smell Deez

QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Ray Rice
RB – Adrian Peterson
WR – Miles Austin
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Thomas Jones
K – Garrett Hartley
D/ST – Indianapolis Colts

Polotron

QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Ray Rice
RB – Adrian Peterson
WR – Miles Austin
WR – Larry Fitzgerald
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Thomas Jones
K – Garrett Hartley
D/ST – Dallas Cowboys

Amadeo

QB – Phillip Rivers
RB – Ray Rice
RB – Ryan Grant
WR – Sidney Rice
TE – Jason Witten
FLEX – Dallas Clark
D/ST – Green Bay Packers

Quimby

QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Reggie Bush
WR – Randy Moss
WR – Desean Jackson
TE – Jason Witten
FLEX – Ryant Grant
K – Nate Kaeding
D/ST- Minnesota Vikings

getthesenets

QB – Donovan McNabb
RB – Cedric Benson
RB – Ray Rice
WR – Robert Meacham
WR – Vincent Jackson
TE – Visanthe Shiancoe
FLEX- Larry Fitzgerald
K – Matt Stover
D/ST – Philadelphia Eagles

cocotaso

QB – Brett Farve
RB – Ryan Grant
RB – Marion Barber
WR – Wes Welker
WR – Reggie Wayne
TE – Antonio Gates
FLEX – Jeremy Shockey
K – Shayne Graham
D/ST – New York Jets

wmarv

QB – Tom Brady
RB – Adrian Peterson
RB – Ray Rice
WR – Reggie Wayne
WR – Chad Ocho Cinco
TE – Jermichael Finley
FLEX – Miles Austin
K – Jay Feeley
D/ST – New Orleans Saints

RTHSTN

QB – Peyton Manning
RB – Reggie Bush
RB – Ray Rice
WR – Miles Austin
WR – Sidney Rice
TE – Jermichael Finley
FLEX – Thomas Jones
K – David Akers
D/ST – Dallas Cowboys

Not For Long: It’s A Wrap!

Monday, January 4th, 2010

rg

The final week of the Not For Long season has floated past us. This year’s DP.com pick ’em pool was the best one evar. Madd heads were in the running for the grand prize and the lead changed hands several times. Shout out to everyone that was part of the pool from start to finish.

Do y’all wanna go in with a fantasy roster for the playoffs?

Not For Long: Week 13

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

rg

This is gonna go down to the home stretch party people. No one is going anywhere in this year’s football pool so I’ve decided to sweeten the pot this year for even the poolers who won’t be walking off with the DJ Hero XBox game or a crispy pair of kicks.

This year we are offering a prize to the pooler(s)…

  • who have won the most weekly totals
  • who have the most points in a weekly total
  • who have the least points of a weekly total*
    *provided they submitted all of their picks for that week
  • King Blair Tea-Bagging U Hoes 104
    Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 103
    THE UNSEEN 102
    titansfan78 102
    Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 101
    theotherstevesmith 99
    Chief Okoye 99
    Slaug_ter House 99
    Home Cookin’ 97
    BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 96
    furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 95
    nuh nuh nuh… gone 95
    PurplePeopleEatersPause 94
    Vick Flair 94
    BXPittFan 93
    cocotaso 92
    DA’s Wonder Twins 92
    Dumb Penalties 92
    KoolMick_Lovin 91
    Suck a Dick Butkus 91
    Fearless Vampire Killers 91
    Brooklyn Gyrl 90
    BananaClipse 89
    JayWho??? 87
    CtrlAltMalik 82
    Jesse 82
    AC 81
    Ruffway Bruisers 79
    DirtyJerz 79

    Everyone is technically still mathematically eligible for the grand prize.

    With 16 picks per week make sure youi complete your sheets.

    Someone is gonna have an awesome new year.

    Not For Long: Week 12

    Thursday, November 26th, 2009

    rg

    Shouts to RYAN GRANT and the Green Bay (meat)Packers [ll]

    If you haven’t made up your mid to get serious about winning the DP.com Football Pool this would be the week that you did so. My dream is looking like it might just come to fruition. Can you imagine the final week of games and all the poolers with only four(4) points to separate the worst from the first? I want the final week to be like a cage match. Or not. I wouldn’t mind it either if one pooler pulled away from the pack like a 1yr old at Pimlico.

    In the meantime and in between time, here is the leader board going in to the Thanksgiving week games…

    Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 92
    King Blair Styling On U 90
    Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 88
    titansfan78 88
    THE UNSEEN 87
    Chief Okoye 84
    nuh nuh nuh… gone 83
    Home Cookin’ 83
    Slaug_ter House 83
    Dumb Penalties 82
    BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 82
    Jesse 81
    theotherstevesmith 81
    Suck a Dick Butkus 81
    Vick Flair 80
    JayWho??? 80
    PurplePeopleEatersPause 80
    KoolMick_Lovin 80
    cocotaso 80
    Fearless Vampire Killers 79
    BXPittFan 79
    Brooklyn Gyrl 78
    BananaClipse 77
    DA’s Wonder Twins 76
    furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 75
    CtrlAltMalik 70
    DirtyJerz 69
    Big Rils 68
    AC 66
    Ruffway Bruisers 65
    Madden Corleone 63
    blackneckid 63
    Rent a Dread 58
    Las Baja Panties 58
    The Roxbury Gun Club 56
    MichelleObama’sDip 55
    EFFBOMBS 55
    No Skinny Jeans Allowed 48
    BANITTLES 44
    Angela Propertalks 43
    Inglorious Bastards Redux 31
    KeeksPicks 28
    dat520 16
    FiftySickz 16
    RLtron 9
    BROADYOLOGY 9
    Svennie’s Lag missing swag 9
    Hold the Throne 7
    SP Squad
    Kidd Funkadelic Rides Again

    For today’s games I went with all three(3) faves to cover. The toughest picks for me this week were the NY Jets vs. Carolina and the SF vs. Jacksonville tilts. The 2pt spread last week with Indy vs. the Ravens was a fux’n killer for me. Get those picks in today for at least the first three games and then you can select the Sunday games picks on Saturday or some shit. Play this to win that XboX game gotdammit!

    No Bromance Without Finance…

    Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

    lj


    Gwen Guthrie – ‘Ain’t Nothing Goin’ On’

    It was just a few years ago that Kansas City Chiefs All-Pro tailback[ll] LARRY JOHNSON had almost as many Roc chains as Memphis Bleek. You don’t get those baubles by baring your breasts on Bourbon Street either. You have to work your tail off to come up on those necklaces. Back in those days Jay-Z and L-J were roomies in a multi-million dollar Trump Tower condo.

    Then Jay-Z had to fux shit up by getting married. And Larry had to fux shit up hanging around Fantasia. Jay-Z even repo’d some of the Roc chains that Larry had been rocking.

    lj

    The real nail in the coffin was Larry getting fired from his day job. Now who is gonna go splitsies on the condo with Jay? A milli is a big nut to swallow[ll] with an NFL unemployment check. Good thing LeBron is still throwing up the Roc sign. Maybe Jeter is in the market for a roommate.

    I feel bad for Larry though.

    I’m sure he’s gonna miss the camaraderie.

    lj

    Fux a camaraderie! This shit is war. The DP.com football pool is like a bunch of rowdy schoolkids on the back of the bus. Everybody is pulling and tugging each other [ll], but the leader remains the same. Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow can’t be stopped. I don’t just simply need him to fall off, but I need everyone in the top10 to take a dive. That way I can gift myself this XBox360 DJ Hero prizepack.

    Do I have an XBox360? No. But beating the ass off all of you poolers would be priceless. I want the glory more than the videogame. I want to say that I beat the best fux’n pick ’em poolers on these here internets. After that happens I am good.

    Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 74
    THE UNSEEN 72
    King Blair Doo-Dooing on YOU 72
    Chief Okoye 71
    titansfan78 71
    Suck a Dick Butkus 68
    Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 68
    theotherstevesmith 68
    Home Cookin’ 68
    Jesse 68
    JayWho??? 68
    KoolMick_Lovin 67
    Slaug_ter House 67
    BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 66
    cocotaso 66
    nuh nuh nuh… gone 65
    DA’s Wonder Twins 65
    Vick Flair 65
    BXPittFan 64
    BananaClipse 64
    PurplePeopleEatersPause 64
    Brooklyn Gyrl 64
    Fearless Vampire Killers 63
    DirtyJerz 62
    Big Rils 61
    26 Dumb Penalties 61 61-66
    27 furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 59 59-68
    28 Ruffway Bruisers 58 58-69
    29 Las Baja Panties 58
    CtrlAltMalik 55
    Madden Corleone 55
    The Roxbury Gun Club 55
    MichelleObama’sDip 55
    EFFBOMBS 55
    AC 54
    blackneckid 54
    No Skinny Jeans Allowed 48
    BANITTLES 44