Archive for the ‘Not For Long’ Category

I. AM. TRAYVON MARTIN…

Monday, March 19th, 2012

What are we gonna do Internets? Too many lil’ niggas doing right is getting they baby wigs popped. Danroy Henry was a college student and a star football player, but all them police could see was a Black boogeyman.

Now this baby of a lil’ nigga gets popped by a fake cop who isn’t even arrested when the real cops come to the scene. Why? Black boogeymen syndrome of course. The murderer was even protected by the police at the scene. I’m sad for this lil’ baby nigga, but what can I do?

The Curious Case of Trayvon Martin

Jokes On You Ben…

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

Ben Roethlisberger can put his beer goggles back on now that the Pittsburgh Steelers off season has begun.

Do you think the Patriots were salivating at the possibility of seeing Tebow come thru the Gillette?

Just be careful what you ask for when you are facing God’s son.

Tebow No Mo’…

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

My Cowboys get dumped for the season and Touchdown Jesus falls upward and into the NFL playoffs. Is there no justice in pro sports? I’m just happy to be looking to basketball for the next six months.

The DP dot com Pick ‘Em football pool is in the books and the winner is…

Can’t Wait!
Duck Dodgers in the 24 1/2 Century
Hookers and Blow
sabresbills04
Rathman

These five(5) poolers should send me an e-mail so I can have your snail mail addys to send out your pool prizes (made possible by the prA’li movement I might add).

BIG EAST BACK…

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

St. John’s Takes Big Step in Rebuilding Process

Syracuse is ranked #1 in the nation, but the big Big East story is the return of the Redmen, er, Red Storm. Thanks to a local recruit from the same neighborhood as Sean Bell and Fifty Cent. Maurice Harkless is bringing back that Red fever.

In his Big East debut, Harkless set the frosh scoring mark with 32 points. But that wasn’t all…

Harkless had a phenomenal line in the box score, making 14 of 17 field-goal attempts, including 2 of 3 from three-point range, and adding 13 rebounds, four assists, four steals and two blocked shots.


Harkless went innnnnnnn [ll].

Tournament time is gonna be exciting again for all of us Big East fans.
Word to Chris Mullin.

The NFL’s Newest 4th Quarter Jesus…

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Maaaaaan, fuck all this Tim Tebow talk.

The DP.com Pick ‘Em pool is winding down to the final weeks of football and I’m still hanging on a prayer I can return to the top of the list with three(3) straight weeks of flawless picks. PrA’li not gonna happen.

Here’s how the pool is looking right now with the poolers who still have the veritable snowball’s chance in hell to win it all…

1 Hookers and Blow 104
2 Can’t Wait! 104
3 Duck Dodgers 103
4 King Blair 101
5 T-MarT412 100
6 I heart Scotch and Football 97
7 sabresbills04 96
8 Bill Belichick’s Play Stealer 96
9 Stylez The Throne 96
10 B BOY STANCE 95
11 GoBearsGo 94
12 ShowMeYourTDs 93
13 Oh So Silky Smooth 92
14 Astronaut Jesus 92
15 RonGz 91
16 Rathman 91
17 iToons 91
18 cocotaso’s platoon 90
19 Lemar Parrish’s Hall Candidacy 89
20 Big Baby 87
21 Funktastic Voyage 87
22 UltraMagnetic 84
23 HAIL BLACK SATAN 83
24 Jay Cutlet 71
25 Big Rils 71