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Fantasy Is Reality…

Friday, July 29th, 2011

chad

It didn’t take football too long to pull the attention away from beisbol. Let’s face it, beisbol is a dead game when you need a PR blitz. Beisbol doesn’t even have a blitz.

Shit is popping off crazy in the NFL now that the collective bargaining agreement has been ratified. Their passing around steroids like after-dinner mints. Players are being traded willy nilly or sent off to jail.

How the hell has Randy Moss avoided a prison stint after all this time? All you fan-tasy dudes in the keeper leagues must be shitting your pants that Chad OchoCinco is on his way to New England. He’s poised for a monster season catching balls from Tom Brady.*

*Automatic [ll] to any sports related drops here on DP.com

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Deion Sanders was one of the nicest to go both ways [ll].

The Air Diamond Turf is what you rock when you are going every which way but the wrong way. ‘Neon’ Deion didn’t just know what Bo did, he took the knowledge and ran up on a couple of championship rings.

I’m going to Atlanta to get my shoe game up.

Peace to G-Roc and the fam.

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Green And Yellow, Green And Yellow…

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

nb 574

Congrats to LM once again for being the king of the hill in this years DP.com pro football pick ’em pool. LM has won the pool 3 out of the 5 years we have run the contest. This year’s prize will be a pair of New Balance’s classic 574 running shoe in a decidedly Green Bay colourway. Big up to LM, the Pack and RB Ryan Grant.

In the DP.com playoff pool we have what is essentially a three horse race between Big Baby Gandhi, Angry Citizen and Big Rils which won’t be decided until the final tick of the season’s clock. I hope everyone enjoys their Super Sunday and I am holding out hope that someone will invite me over their house to watch the game.

I’ll bring the dip…