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LET’s Go JETS!

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

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The NY Jets future Hall Of Famer LaDANIAN TOMLINSON had a playoff game for the ages by scoring two touchdown’s against last year’s Super Bowl runner-up Indianapolis Colts. It would have all gone for naught if the Jets’ placekicker NICK FOLK didn’t seal the victory with a field goal in the final seconds. Let’s see if the Jets can keep this improbable run rolling next week in Foxboro.

Can you believe that the Seattle Seahawks beat the New Orleans Saints? The Saints coach should get fired for that shit. The defensive back that Marshawn ‘Beastmode’ Lynch pwned should definitely be cut by Monday.

Today’s games are the Ravens at Kansas City and Green Bay at Philadelphia. The teams with bird mascots should prevail, but you can never call it on any given Sunday.

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Not For Long: It Ain’t Over…

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

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M.V.P.!

This was one of the best DP.com football pools ever. Even if the winner was in the lead for every single week of the season. With a few more focused picks I could have pulled this one out in the end, but alas, it was too late to steal victory from the jaws of defeat.

Not like how the Eagles ended the Giants hopes of playing in the post-season tourney.

Speaking of the post-season tournament…

All you registered poolers can jump in on this round for some getback. Yahoo will give you the pickset in a day or so. Hop in this comment thread if you want an invite to join the playoff tourney pool.

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The Greatest Show On Earth…

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

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Michael Vick is the unofficial and most likely unacknowledged MVP of the NFL. He is single-handedly the greatest show on Earth. He is like Vince Carter mixed with Cliff Lee and a side order of Pele. Vick commands all the attention when he is on the football field and this allows his teammates to be great if they want to be. And DeSean Jackson WANTS to be great too.

The DP.com Pick ‘Em Football Pool is also unofficially over at this point. LM has been in first place since week 1 for the first wire-to-wire win in the DP.com pool. I rallied to make it look closer than it was but I’ve fallen back to my 5 correct weekly pick ways. Congrats to LM and to everyone else that stuck it out until the end (which still has two week remaining).

If Yahoo allows me to start over for the playoffs we’ll get that pool poppin’ off as well. Stay tuned Internets.

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Jets On The Ground…

Monday, December 13th, 2010

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When Thanksgiving rolled around the Jets were one of the best teams in the league. Just like the NFL is an acronym for Not For Long, it didn’t take long for the Jets to start looking like stuffed turkeys.

In two consecutive weeks everything that has been dominant about the Jets has been torn down. Sure, Tom Brady is one of the greatest quarterbacks to play pro football, but when the Dolphins play in the division they really aren’t any better than the Bills. The Jets needed to win this home game badly because their next two games are on the road.

Pittsburgh and then Chicago.

The Jets can beat the Steelers and the Bears but not if they keep playing dumb shook football like they have the past two weeks. I’d prefer less Rex Ryan pregame quotes for the rest of the month. Let’s go Jets. Don’t let the ghosts of Richard Todd, Ken O’Brien and Christmas’ past put lumps of coal in your cleats.

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