I’m obsessing as I always do but this time its to win the McDonald’s Monopoly game piece contest. I’m willing to catch a heart attack to get that million bucks.
I’m prA’li gonna die of a heart attack anyhoo, but I can justify it if I win some money.
Peep this list of demands from #OccupyWallStreet and kindly note the *nigga please* designations alongside the most reedirk of these demands…
Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending “Freetrade” by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.
Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.
Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment. *NIGGA PLEASE*
Demand four: Free college education.
Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.
Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.
Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America’s nuclear power plants.
Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment. *NIGGA PLEASE*
Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.
Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.
Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the “Books.” World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the “Books.” And I don’t mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.
Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies. *NIGGA PLEASE*
Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.
These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy.
Our whole AmeriKKKan system been based on inequality from the rip. Generation after generation of white has bought into the system lock, stock and barrel with the knowledge that as long as they didn’t intermarry any Blacks they could always be one golden ticket away from having to remember the famine, poverty and plagues that chased them from Europe.
Now #OccupyWallStreet wanna be starting something. Get the fux away from my capitalism #OccupyWallStreet because for every 1000 whites who become middle class there is one Black who gets to join their ranks. I dream of being that one Black someday in the near future, hopefully before these damned protestors ruin it all.
In only seven days2 Cuffing Season will come to a close during Columbus Day Weekend.
The dour economy has put a damper on some of the excessive spending we’ve seen during Cuffing Season playoffs in the past. Free concerts and events have been more popular than ever before, but there’s still a way to win with a cheap date.
On Tuesday nites the Swedish meatballs [ll] platter at iKea is only $2.99! Delicious, colorful and oh so cheap. Just like the furniture. The bonus for walking thru iKea is that you get to see your cuffing season candidate’s design aesthetic.