
The mass media stays telling lies to your vision.
Why you think they call it television?





At the end of the day, it’s all POLITRICKS.


The mass media stays telling lies to your vision.
Why you think they call it television?





At the end of the day, it’s all POLITRICKS.

Posted in 5000, Black Bullshit, Harpers Weekly Review, His Story, HUFF YOU!, Ninjas, Politricks, Social Upheaval, Talking Shit, Wig Owners | 9 Comments »

Toyota’s flagship Lexus brand vehicles are now subject to recalls?
Toyota, you done fell the fux off.
My first legal whip was my mom’s old Camry. I beat that car to hell, but it took care of me like a mother. Behind that car I would offer that Toyota was >>> than anyone else doing it. Now with all of these recalls it seems that Toyota has become as complacent about their quality as any fat cat corporate conglomerate. Scion, Lexus, Toyota, same shit. Nice advertisements and imagery. Poor quality.
Posted in 5000, C.R.E.A.M., Harpers Weekly Review, Wig Owners | 2 Comments »

If grandpa doesn’t put a smile on his face we might have to ‘retire’ his ass.
A Modest Proposal For Medicaid
*another DP x WNYC drop – CHEA!*
Posted in 5000, Harpers Weekly Review, Jig Lit Review, Politricks, Social Upheaval, Talking Shit | No Comments »
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Wendy’s had a murderous series of commercials back in the 1980s all about fast food restaurants using massive buns and tiny burgers.
The catchphrase was ‘Where’s the beef [ll]?”
Fast forward to 2010 and Taco Bell is being sacked with a class action lawsuit because their ‘beef’ products contain less than 35% of ground beef. Here’s a list of all the other shit in their ‘beef’ products…
Beef, water, isolated oat product, salt, chili pepper, onion powder, tomato powder, oats (wheat), soy lecithin, sugar, spices, maltodextrin (a polysaccharide that is absorbed as glucose), soybean oil (anti-dusting agent), garlic powder, autolyzed yeast extract, citric acid, caramel color, cocoa powder, silicon dioxide (anti-caking agent), natural flavors, yeast, modified corn starch, natural smoke flavor, salt, sodium phosphate, less than 2% of beef broth, potassium phosphate, and potassium lactate
Taco Bell = 35% beef and 65% bullshit!
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