Archive for the ‘5000’ Category

LET’s Go JETS!

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

tomlinson

The NY Jets future Hall Of Famer LaDANIAN TOMLINSON had a playoff game for the ages by scoring two touchdown’s against last year’s Super Bowl runner-up Indianapolis Colts. It would have all gone for naught if the Jets’ placekicker NICK FOLK didn’t seal the victory with a field goal in the final seconds. Let’s see if the Jets can keep this improbable run rolling next week in Foxboro.

Can you believe that the Seattle Seahawks beat the New Orleans Saints? The Saints coach should get fired for that shit. The defensive back that Marshawn ‘Beastmode’ Lynch pwned should definitely be cut by Monday.

Today’s games are the Ravens at Kansas City and Green Bay at Philadelphia. The teams with bird mascots should prevail, but you can never call it on any given Sunday.

God Bless The Child…

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

darryus

Nothing is better than getting some ass whuppins from your parents when they are half nekkid. That shit is love right there. They didn’t want waste time putting on a shirt to show you how much they loved you.

Mr. Penn has kicked my ass in his underdrawls many a time. Strangely enough I might give up several of my favorite action figures to have him hollering at me again with his belt in his hand [ll].

Anyone ever get they whuppins with something other than belt?

A shoe?

A switch?

Do tell us internets.

The ICs Bronx Story…

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

yank stadium

If you live in the Bronx and you are somewhat of a friend to the Internets Celebrities we’d love for you to hang out with us tonight in the South Bronx at the Bruckner Bar & Grill.

Rooftop Films is presenting a free screening of films made in the Bronx, about the Bronx, sort of. Listen, the ICs will be in the building screening something. What more do you need to know?

STATUS
SHORT FILM PROGRAM
FREE SHOW

THURSDAY JAN 6, 2011
7:00 PM

BRUCKNER BAR & GRILL
1 BRUCKNER BLVD, BRONX, NY 10454
Take the 4/5 train to 138 St. Grand Concourse or the 6 train to 138 Street 3rd Avenue

7:00 Doors Open
7:45 Films begin
9:00 Q & A with the filmmakers

For Bally There Is No Competition…

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

bally

When I was a teenager there was nothing that symbolized dopeboy swag more than a pair of Bally shoes. This is why I felt so official when I copped my first and only pair of Bally sneakers from the Fulton Street mall. Before Nike was charging fools a yard for the Air Jordan I was paying a buck for Bally tennis shoes.

The Competition is still the GOAT tennis shoe in my mind. I can’t even find a pair of them on the web to show y’all how dope they were. I did come up on this image of the classic Bally slip-on walker. These is the joints that if you stepped on his foot at the Rooftop roller rink MC Ricky D would shoot you about.

For those of you keeping score at home…

Bally >>> British Walkers >>> Clark Wallabees

That is some super OG real talk. Ask Mandela.

bally

KanYe’s A Monster (Video Review)…

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

emma frost zombie

“Twenty dead white bitches?!? Shit is ridiculous”

Over at TheBVX.com I posted some words on KanYe West’s not so beautiful, dark, twisted fantasy otherwise known as the music video for ‘Monster’.

What’s Going On In Kanye’s ‘Monster’ Video?