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EYE FUX w/ TRUE STILLS…

Friday, March 12th, 2010

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When I have a camera in my hand I have to document that WTF shit.

Walk with me…

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MightyHealthy granted me a late pass for my Roc Marciano tardiness.

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This is the Shaun Price crest.

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Hipster dude just cracked open a new pair of Chucks. Peep how he laced his joints. Respect.

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Them boys towed my shit AGAIN. Over $600 spent in tickets and tow fees in the first quarter of this year. Call that shit urban taxes.

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Zeeked! LOL

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Why homeboy had his shit sculpted into a box shape like a 60yr old Larry Blackmon? I bet this dude is living the ‘Single Life’, but that is because he is living alone.

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I want to be a forensic expert on vomit. Peep the width of the spray. Study the chunkiness. WTF is that shit? Skin?

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Solace and I were in the liquor store copping bottles for the Shaun P baby shower when we came across this bottle of wine. And there you have it.

Posted in 40 Deez, 5 Elements, 5000, Black Bullshit, Blipsters = Hipsters, Fanboy Ish, Fashion Faux Pas, Ghetto Celebs, H.A.M., iNternets Celebrities, Ninjas, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, T.O.N.Y. | 15 Comments »

A Bitch Is A Bitch…

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

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Ain’t it a bitch that no one is protesting the sexual assault charges leveled against BEN ROETHLISBERGER. This is Women’s History Month for chrissakes! Where are all the self-righteous people that clung to MICHAEL VICK like sachsweat? Don’t tell me that self-righteousness has an off season?

ROETHLISBERGER has established a pattern of behavior. I’m not allowing him to blame it on the alcohol either. ROETHLISBERGER doesn’t have a drinking problem, I’m the one with a drinking problem. I’m the dude that choose to buy alcohol over paying his cellphone bill. BEN ROETHLISBERGER has a RAPING problem. Alcohol is the excuse he uses for his unauthorized entries [ll].

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At the base of VICK and ROETHLISBERGER is the entitlement that athlete’s assume they have. It’s their world and everyone else is a squirrel trying to get a nut [ll].

ROETHLISBERGER ain’t no dummy tho’ because unlike MIKE VICK he knows how to keep the bitches in check. He’ll just kiss and make up.

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Posted in 5000, Fanboy Ish, Ho Sit Down!, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Social Upheaval, Sports are Gay, white | 12 Comments »

FUX YO’ ROBOT!

Monday, March 8th, 2010

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We all know that one day soon SkyNet will shit all over your steez with their automated drones along with their illuminati clones.

From time to time there have been little hints dropped at us from inside of the matrix.

Y’all remember when BeYonce came out as the Bootybot aka the Coochieclone.

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The robots will put their foot on humanity soon enough. Some humans will welcome them inside of their humanity.

Rihanna went from fuxing with a Michael Jackson clone to getting fingerbanged by a robot.

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And then while she took on another robot she got her faced creamed on.

And then she swallowed it.

WTF?!?

Fux these robots!

Posted in 5000, BeYONCE's Hair, Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, H.A.M., Ho Sit Down!, Lust = Love, Weird Science, Wig Owners | 18 Comments »

16 Shot Glock >>> 5 Card Draw…

Monday, March 8th, 2010

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Peep this story about how some German gunboys ran up in this national poker tourney and left with bags of cash on some ol’ Hollywood ‘Heat‘ jackmove shit.

Why do the eastern Europeans and Russians always come up with these Hans Gruber capers? Is it because of all the movies that illustrate them to be extremely hardbody criminals? The ‘Die Hard’ franchise alone has done more promotion for the euro uber-crime masterminds than World War II did.

One of the spotrushers had a machete too. I wonder if that dude was a Haitian? If so then at least we know the money will be going to the right place.

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Who Killed Biggie Smalls?

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

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The tragic murder of Christopher Wallace is still being felt in the boro that he hailed from. The Kings county streets still want justice for their fallen general.

Who is behind the murder of Biggie Smalls? Why hasn’t this murder or that of 2Pac Shakur been solved after more than ten years each. I watch these detective shows that solve murders along with prosecuting trials and all of that happens under an hour.

Before the next sad anniversary the murderer of Biggie Smalls must be found. Or should I say, revealed…

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