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The White House is going to need to do its best marketing job evar to convince me to take a shot of the flu. And if receiving small doses of the flu keeps you from getting really sick then I want a ‘poverty’ vaccination so that I never end up really destitute.

Obama declares swine flu national emergency

There’s very little humor in that headline. By declaring flu a national emergency you are subsequently labeling anyone with the sniffles as a potential terrorist threat. In the new culture of big brother overseers it isn’t a stretch that co-workers will be anxious to report the person who sneezes or coughs tooo much for their liking.

I just watched a video which describes the methods that people in America will be quarantined in the event that martial law is declared in an infected area. It wasn’t that scary either. Provided they airlift food to the infected folks regularly the zombies were mostly held in check. Controlling the zombies is an everlasting key to survival.

So how does the president convince people to receive this ‘flu’ shot when they don’t want it? I’ve seen articles and interviews from doctors that have volunteered their own children to be inoculated with an experimental vaccine. You would imagine that if a doctor would put his own child through this it would be safe but what if his kids were all adopted?

I’ve got friends in various healthcare related fields that have had the flu shot mandated by their employers. Thats the part of universal healthcare that sucks. I don’t want to have any medicine forced down my throat. All of this recalls the buildup around the supposed swine flu epidemic of the 1970’s where the vaccine drug’s harmful side effects gave some people neurological damage.

At least we got some cool PSA commercials out of the deal that we can roll out today via YouTube.