Archive for the ‘BeYONCE’s Hair’ Category

Dazzler’s Got A Pretty Mouf…

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

Bill Sienkewicz is the GOAT comic cover artist

Don’t ask me how I got into a TWitter conversation with Sean Price about Dazzler?!? Ruck is on his comicbook steez even harder than his sneaker fiending.

If I was writing a Dazzler movie I would cast Blake Lively as Dazzler.

She has a pretty mouf.

In this Dazzler movie her superpower is to blow a nigga’s mind.

Literally.

From Pr0n Tapes To Mixtapes…

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

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I don’t want to hear Kim Kardashian sing, unless by singing you mean screaming while she gets taken from the rear?

If all these who-ares keep sucking up music label resources where will all the real singers go to get their music published?

Pr0n videos, I guess. (NSFW)

You Know She’s A Bird Don’t You?

Monday, March 7th, 2011

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Dollicia Bryan confirms her bird status on the YouTubes.

Redbone In Blackface…

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

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Poor little rich girl BeYonce can’t seem to get any good press lately. Her latest media kerfluffle is about the chic artsy photos she took for some French fashion mag. In the photos she has makeup applied to darken her face.

About gotdamn time!

BeYonce’s ENTIRE media history presentation has been about highlighting all of her features which are Eurocentric. Her fake blonde hair. Her airbrushed lightened complexion. Her blue eyes?!?!? The only way BeYonce has identified with the Black experience in America is her silly name. Okay, my bad, also her Venus of Hottentot backside. My bad for omitting that.

Black girls have the hardest way to go when they choose to be fashion models. The industry that fetishizes Black girls does not fux with them fashionistically. This is why folks are consuming hair straightening and skin bleaching cremes like its nobody’s business. Still and all, Beyonce’s team wouldn’t know how to spin this story if I wrote it for them.

It’s Black History Month (ugghh, yeah I know) followed by Women’s History Month. Maybe someone could knock on Tina Knowles cement wig and tell her that her daughter is an icon for BLACK WOMEN. She should be pwning February and March as iconic as she is right now instead of backpedaling away from this story. Black women come in a myriad of complexions and BeYonce should act like she is celebrating that diversity.

I Blame GLEE…

Sunday, February 6th, 2011

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For this shit…