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If anybody has been reading the internets lately then you know that lady crapper FOXY BROWN is deaf. Not ‘def’ which is a good thing, but deaf. As the Right Reverend Run might say, “not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good”. Anyhoo…
Some have suggested that FOXY’s brief dementia and her hearing problems are a biological reaction to being forced to listen to her own music for years, but others have attributed this condition to a viral infection that afflicts about 1 in 10,000 people. I guess she really is the ILL nana.

FOXY will be undergoing surgery in an attempt to restore some of her lost hearing. Hopefully she can complete her upcoming album before JAY-Z takes back all her good production beats for his ‘comeback’ album.

You might call this a coincidence but all I know is that her new album was supposed to be titled ‘Broken Silence’ and she is on the ‘Def’ Jam music label.

ROC-A-FELLA y’all.

As of press time, B & J are reportedly still dating…

At press time, B & J are reportedly still dating

There is going to be at least one unlucky crapper in another 3 weeks. Some have speculated that JAY-Z will resume his long standing and popular battle with NAS. Crap music fans loved the back and forth between these two but if JAY does start this issue again, he will lose interest with the fans. Everybody likes NAS again, and his moms passed away, and his dad is no longer an obscure mediocre jazz musician.

Still other crap music fan sites have given credence to the JIGGA MAN unleashing his wrath upon JIM JONES from the DIP SET.

Despite the comments that JIM JONES made calling the R.O.C. diamond a “cubic zirconium,” JAY-Z may have to hold his tongue if he wants to keep the peace at DefJam. JUELZ SANTANA is signed to the imprint with an album due to be released shortly and since he is a popular member of the DIP SET, JAY may not want to stir up any ill feelings under his roof. That’s actually smart business to keep the people that you don’t like near to you so you can watch their movements closely.

Who is left in the crap music universe for an ol’ dog whose teeth aren’t as sharp as they used to be, to chew on and spit out ? Smart money says that the herb this time around will be JAYCEON TAYLOR, who is only a little more famous when he uses his crap music moniker THE GAYME.

The one thing that JAY-Z has shown thru out his career is that he knows how to kick a man when he is down and THE GAYME’s career in crap music is already on life support. Rumors have been floating around the internets that JAY-Z will go big screen and play some video footage of GAYME stripdancing at an all male party.

If he pulls that off, everyone will run GAYME out of the game on a rail. But if that video does exist it makes me wonder where DR. DRE discovered this dude in the first place. Hmmmmmmm…

How YOU doin’ DRE?