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If you leave women alone for a minute they lose their fucking minds. Even the most beautiful woman on the planet has to be complimented daily or she will start tripping. Take for instance our good friend Marvelous Mo. If someone didn’t tell her everyday that she was gorgeous you know she would have her face tatted up like MIKE TYSON. I think women were this way always.

So I just found out that the latest trend in cosmetic surgery is for a part of the body that no one hardly sees and whoever is looking directly at it already realizes the inherent beauty of it.

Labiaplasty bitches!

WTF is going on ladies? Having cosmetic surgery on the pussy lips is officially crazy. Don’t you bitches know that you don’t have to PAY for this? Just move to Africa. It’s called genital mutilation. The only chick that should be having reconstructive pussy surgery is the bitch that formerly owned a penis. Put duct tape over the pause button for that one.

I remember when I found out that women were bleaching their asscracks and I thought that was crazy, but this shit is straight retarded.

	Word ’em up chumps!

By the way, even though OBAAMA was elected president some of you may still work for white that doesn’t want to see a Black man give it good to a snowflake so watch that last link.

Anyhoo, y’all ladies need to fall back on all this cosmetic surgery. Don’t let these pimp surgeons let you think you aren’t absolutely beautiful exactly as you are.

Saggy pussy lips and the whole nine.