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POLITRICKS 2008: The Losers Get The Spoilers…

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

hillary supporters

The Democratic party is notorious for a centrism that has lost and won elections for them. This is a political party that tries to be everything to everyone. They change colors (puns always intended) depending on the demographic they are wooing. Did you know that there is a group of conservative voting Democrat congressmen from the South? These dudes vote in favor of pro-life and anti-immigration legislation among other things.

What I have witnessed in the last several months are the conservative leanings of HILLARY CLINTON as well. In front of her N.O.W. constituency she talks that pro-choice hoopla, but in front of the Blue Dog delegates she gets all on that R.F.K. “lynch a nigger” ish. At the end of the day this is how politricks are played. I’m just always surprised that people can’t see, or aren’t willing to see all the different sides. And ultimately shades.

Will HILLARY CLINTON supporters pull a NADER on the OBAAMA campaign and swing their votes to McCAIN? Possibly so. I think this has more to do with the prevailing mindset that OBAAMA is not trustworthy. No politician is trustworthy, but I think that “trust” has become a coded buzzword in politricks the same way “urban” is a coded buzzword in marketing. I wonder who these same people would have voted for if JOHN McCAIN were running against HILLARY CLINTON? I guess I will have to wait for 2012 to find that one out?

POLITRICKS 2008: Isn’t She Lovely…

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

michelle

I was never comfortable with BARACK OBAAMA’s smoothness. This dude is too fucking cool. I think about my dad who wore a shirt and tie and every single day and he could still have a nigga moment where he cursed someone upside down until next Tuesday. OBAAMA never has any nigga moments. At least not anymore. I’m not comfortable with that.

HILLARY CLINTON deserved at least a ‘Ho Sit Down’. I wish it wasn’t just the blogs that gave it to her.

MICHELLE OBAMA is even smoother than BARACK OBAAMA. I can’t stand these people. They are too damn perfect. You are a fool if you don’t vote fort BARACK because he is Black, but after watching his wife spit her game you become a fool to the squared root power.

This Democratic campaign just became the juggernaut JOHN McCAIN and the G.O.P. were afraid of.

And MICHELLE’s wig was tee-ight! JANET JACKSON status.

Facebook Follies: Finding Shawnequa…

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

facebook

I have at least forty “Facebook Friends” named Shaniqua or a variation of that pronunciation. This has been a secret homage to my first girlfriend evar who was named SHAWNEQUA.

Guess who found my page on Facebook?

SHAWNEQUA!?!

The internets is some crazy shiite.

And even after being married with kids, official grey-green eyes won’t crack.

Evar.

shawnequa

JILL SCOTT x BROOKLYN = 2-NITE!!!

Monday, August 11th, 2008

jill scott

Brothers, be forewarned:

Sisters will have the sassy swagger turned up to ten tonight.

Don’t forget that this is the FREE concert that Brooklyn has been waiting for.

I expect to see a whole lot of sexies with that silky smooth moisturized cocoa brown armfat.

You know that thick piece of meat that a sexy has right above her elbows.

armfatt

That meat is part muscle, from all the stuff we give the sisters to carry on their own.

That meat is also part fat, because it so, so very tender and sweet.

I like to grab that meat and massage it. Then smack it. Then massage it again.

If you like that meat as well I suggest you get yourself down here right after work.

I fucks with JILL SCOTT hardbody. She got the snap-rap anthem for all the armfat lovers.

Crown Royal

Note: You can’t bring in a cooler, but you can bring in food, and beverages provided they are NOT in glass bottles or cans.

C.S. has me carry one of those reusable bags from the supermarket which I fill with sandwiches, chips and green tea.

A veritable pick-a-nick negro I be.

SHOW US THE TWINS ALREADY!!!

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

angelina

‘Nuff Said.