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1 Girl, 2 Cups…

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

breast cancer awareness

Whenever I think of the summertime my mind turns to thoughts of breasts. Large ones, small ones, areolas and nipples. Most women are pretty self conscious about their breasts too no matter how they look. I can only imagine the feeling that women who have had surgery from breast cancer must feel. Not only is the treatment invasive and life threatening, but there is the psychological damage that cripples some women when they see themselves post-op.

The Lord knows how us men feel about our ballsachs.

I caught a nice little article on my commute today inside of the Wall Street Journal. It describes how doctors are now incorporating the procedures of cosmetic surgeons into the operation for women who are being treated for breast cancer. It is no longer simply enough to remove the cancerous tissue. Doctors are considering the mental well being of the women being treated by making sure that their breasts look healthy and normal.

New Surgery Eases the Toll Of Breast Cancer

Now while I thought this was a great initiative by surgeons who wanted to provide better service to the patients suffering from cancer I realized what was at the root of this trend. Breast augmentation has overtaken nose reconstruction and even liposuction as the most popular procedure choice for cosmetic surgery. I remarked to C.S. that I saw a few high school grads in St. Maarten with their “new boobs from Daddy” graduation present. Not that I was even looking like that.

Cancer surgeons are trying to come up on some of that 90210 cosmetic surgery scrilla. I ain’t mad at them either. If it ultimately means that someone only goes under the knife once for a removal and reconstruction operation then so be it. We have all seen the dangers posed by cosmetic surgery. From Dr. DONDA WEST to MICHAEL JACKSON. This combination surgery doesn’t just save lives it restores dignity and that helps the mamas and the gra’mas get their sex appeal right.

It’s the summertime party people but don’t forget about National Breast Cancer Awareness month in October. As a matter of fact, I suggest you use the summer time to perform as many breast examinations as possible.

Oh No They Didn’t?!? Oh Yes They Did!

Monday, June 30th, 2008

stayeniqua

What hath been wrought by wretched niggerdom?

Peep how some high school kids conspired to prank on their classmates by crediting their yearbook pictures with names that you typically find in the domain of people that typically don’t even graduate from high school.

Blacks Given ‘Ghetto’ Names In SoCal Yearbook

I laugh to myself sometimes because these same kids will need every drop of whatever being white is still worth in order for them to survive. Most white goes through this thing coasting on the coattails of the gun-toting supremacists. When shit gets thick like Hurricane Starrkeysha they fall back and refocus on simpler shit like taking care of dogs and recycling. Blacks rioted for KENNEDY, white, not so much. Blacks also rioted for RODNEY KING so I should retract that argument. My point it these kids are no different than their parents because their parents are prA’li coasting too.

My badd for trowing shit on white. Damn near half the school population is Mexican. It would serve Blak kids right to catch some latent supremacy from the Mexicans. This way when the Latin vote shits on OBAAMA in November no one should be one bit surprised.

The school board will prA’li try to single one kid out as if the yearbook was run off on the copier in the S.O. office. I don’t think you can recall the yearbooks now though. Why should trees continue to suffer for the indiscretions of humans? The guilty and negligent parties should be ass raped. That’s how the barbarians settled accountability errors.

You have to have love for the people that name their kids some redonkulous, hard to pronounce shit. They are the folks putting their middle finger up to supremacy.

I blame NaS.

This is just promotion for his album that was to be titled ‘Nigger’.

He made y’all look.

Everybody was so sick over the ‘N’ word that you forgot about the ‘S’ word.

SHANIQUA, bitches!

Just as an aside, I have 312 Facebooks contacts and 31 of them have names that begin in ‘SHANI’ and I have 13 contacts with a variation of the name ‘SHANIQUA’. Get your ‘SHANI’ Facebook weight up bitches.

On the real, watch how much this yearbook gets on eBay.

ROLLER GIRLS RULE!

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

roller girls

I caught these chicks on skates last year and I had a ball yelling at them. Roller Derby might be the best sport in America right now. I say you should enjoy it before the big corporations get wind of it and ruin the gameswomanship*.

*That is my word bitches.

GOTHAM GIRLS ROLLER DERBY

June 28th – Queens of Pain vs. Brooklyn Bombshells

July 26th – Manhattan Mayhem vs. Bronx Gridlock

August 6th – Queens of Pain vs. Bronx Gridlock

Sept. 12th – Manhattan Mayhem vs. Brooklyn Bombshells

Sept. 27th – Playoffs

Oct. 25th – The ‘Chip

Fear Of A Black Hole…

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

quasar

Black women have always feared their power. The knowledge that their cosmic clap is what began the universe is difficult for many of them to wrap their heads around.

Out come the skin bleach cremes and the hair relaxers to tone down the ‘Black’ hopefully into a lighter shade of brown. You can feel the gravity of self-denial.

Black holes are the ultimate power of the universe. Filled with every element conceived and under immeasurable pressure. Black holes give us the cosmos. Black holes give us life.

billy x BILLY X. SUNDAY says…
“I fucks with black holes.

And white ones.”


es dubbz SHORTY WHITEBREAD says…
“I’m so bad I eats black holes.”

kanyizzle ‘YE TUDDA says…
“I give black holes two thumbs up”

hood fairy THE ‘HOOD FAIRY says…
“I was born in a black hole. Where do you think my magic comes from?”

PRINCE OF THE CITY…

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

prince

Prince ran things in NYC this weekend. To celebrate his fiftieth birthday there were several tributes and parties in his honor. All the nightclubs and speakeasies in Brooklyn were playing his classics. The best moment of the weekend was when DJ SPINNA bust everybody’s asses at the Brooklyn Museum of Art with the extended ‘Let’s Go Crazy’ dance remix.

On Friday CHOCOLATE SNOWFLAKE took me out on a date to see the Black Rock Coalition at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. The BRC is an ensemble of lifelong professional musicians whose aim is to emancipate the African American within the genre of rock music. The Prince covers the BRC played were aiight, but they lacked something in order to make them everlasting.

Later that evening C.S. and I went to see the Brown Girls Burlesque Prince tribute. Brown Girls Burlesque is a dope little movement of ladies who take off their clothes with dignity and swagger. I need y’all to show these ladies some love so that they keep their movement moving. If the Black Rock Coalition were the backing band for Brown Girls Burlesque that would be an incredible show. What both these events were lacking was each other’s energies and talents.

I had forty million things to do on Saturday so I ended up just staying bunkered down in Freeport with the A.C. running. No Puerto Rican Festival on 110th Street, no Helen Marshall sponsored ‘Family Day’ in Elmhurst, no Rooftop Films screening of ‘Checkmate’ on the lower east side.

I left Freeport at 6pm when shit had cooled down a bit. First stop was a rooftop barbeque in Carroll Gardens with GABEROCKKA and crew. GABE and IAN gave me the idea for the Futuristic Breakfast one morning we ended up in a diner after pulling an all-nighter. These dudes go in when it comes to knowing females with the sick pads. I ate some shrimp that had too much Old Bay spice on them, some seedless watermelon and I had a few good beers. GABE always keeps a bottle of that green tea too. Nah’Mean?

Next stop was the Brooklyn Museum of Art. I had been waiting for this First Saturday for weeks. It was one of the biggest and best events the museum has ever thrown. So many people came out. I didn’t bring my camera because I didn’t want to have to work. I just wanted to chill and dance. That’s pretty much what I did too. I have to say peace to everyone that I saw…

SW was in town with his wife and his newborn baby son
GAME REBELLION was in the building
GABEROCKKA
ANITA BRYANT(Sista Factory)
OMAR ELLIS
RYAN(ThinkTank Mktg)
CARL(XXL)
CHAD MILLER(eriffs)
DAOUD(Coup D’etat)
TANYA MORGAN(is a rap band)
FARO-Z

And so many other beautiful people filled the museum. If you weren’t in the place to be kill yourself by climbing inside an old school steel refrigerator and shutting the door. I don’t know when the museum is going to pop like that again. Here’s the extended dance mix for ‘Let’s Go Crazy’

DON’T PLAY YOURSELF!

WONDER FULL – MANHATTAN CENTER – JUNE 14th