Archive for the ‘BeYONCE’s Hair’ Category

GOT BADUIZM?

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

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The ROOTS and ERYKAH BADU at Radio City Hall 05.09.08

See you there.

video link from The Cynic Life

CAPTAIN BILLY SUNDAY’s PIRATE RADIO PODCAST

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

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DJ Sexy Grandma does some crate diggin’ for the DP Dot Com family.

Just make sure to “tip” the deejay.


BOBBY WOMACK – ‘Across 110th Street’


CURTIS MAYFIELD – ‘Superfly’


GRACE JONES – ‘Pull Up To The Bumper’

BT EXPRESS – ‘Do It ‘Til Your Satisfied’
JAMES BROWN – ‘It’s A Man’s World’

* BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS * BONUS BEATS *


BROTHER SOUL – ‘Cookies’

GETS NO FLYER…

Monday, April 28th, 2008

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Have you peeped the flyer for the 2008 Rock The Bells tour?

How crazy is this?

Only one date for the NY tri-state?

Step up your Hip-Hop party people.

Word to OhWord.

POLITRICKS 2008: Scorched Earth Campaigning…

Monday, April 28th, 2008

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Mama said knock YOUUUU out…

If you ask me, the campaign of HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON has tarnished BILL CLINTON’s legacy as president. It has forced me to re-examine his corporate malfeasance acceptance. His handshakes and winked eyes towards trade abroad and his insane record for sending Black men to prison like it was band camp.

BILL CLINTON never seemed as slick or dishonest when he was in office. Now its more obvious how grimey he can get. Didn’t he and HRC boost some of the furnishings from the White House? Prah’lee for BILL to put on eBay so that he could put funds into his escort hooker PayPal account.

HRC sure could use that money now as her campaign sets the political landscape on fire like southern California.

On one hand HRC says that OBAAMA ain’t hardbody enough to be president because here she is putting her hands in his face and he hasn’t even slapped her yet. You already know that BILL would have been slapped HRC by now. Whenever HRC trotted out a social program and the Rethug congress threw that shit on the wall she would get a ‘Ho Sit Down’ from her husband.

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Instead of simply just brushing the dirt off his shoulders, a ‘HO SIT DOWN‘ is what OBAAMA needs to give HILLARY CLINTON.

He needs to say, “Ho Sit Down! You is fucking up the Democratic party, and you know Black peoples love to get they leftwing party right”

Man. I wish OBAAMA talked like that all he time.

Although it would prah’lee mean that I was the only person that understood what he was saying.

And its not just a silly blogger like myself telling HRC that the time has come to fold up the tent. The CLINTON campaigns biggest financiers are starting to tighten their purses because she seems so desperate to win. Then HRC gets even more desperate and sullies the party even further. Girlboy TINA FEY can do only so much for HRC against the mulatto juggernaut named OBAAMA.

If HILLARY is determined to take this fight to the middle of August then she had better enlist a liteskin dynamo of her very own to combat OBAAMA’s audacity of optimism.

I’ve seen BeYONCE doing DirecTV commercials so she can’t be too expensive for the cash strapped CLINTON campaign.

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Most Expensive Pr0n Tape. Evar!

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

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Some rich dude spent a grip on a 15 minute sex tape featuring MARILYN MONROE giving some non-descript dude brain.

The dude getting hit off was prah’lee preternatural douchebag RICK SOLOMON.

The buyer of the film spent $1.5million on the tape. What is that? $100K per minute. MARILYN must be giving some hellafied head.

I’ve got a copy of SuperHead’s pr0n film with Mr. Marcus and I didn’t pay a penny for that shit. I can’t say that I was all that impressed with her performance either. You would think that something magical happens when she puts her mouth on people’s crotches. Hence, the name SuperHead. She didn’t even lick Mr. Marcus’ booty. Which makes me wonder what act MARILYN is performing to warrant a $1.5 million dollar price tag?

Everyone knows MARILYN was a freak. Maybe she licks some booty? Maybe she licks Mr. Marcus’ booty?